YerAGrizzardArry
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I feel like she's missing an opportunity there.
Feb 15, 2018 4:07 AM
YerAGrizzardArry
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I feel like she's missing an opportunity there.
SpaceCadetDoYouLoveMe
she would have my ardernt support
ImgurAteMyOldAccountSomehow
She likes to live stream/vlog type things about events and stuff and also posts some cool stuff on fb
BennyBaggins
Translation: no she hasn't done that, she sure as hell will now
Namotatop
New zealand is a tinier and more canadian version of australia.
itchyassbandit
Michael webster is my cousin ahahha
kittydetonator
@Poppatiddy
PresidentProTempore
That's freaking brilliant.
kittydetonator
As a kiwi, I laughed so hard. That was brilliant
KiwiGameDev
Unite!
PapaTimDankopus
Yes but wait, when she does she'll freeze the world into a 1980s freeze frame! NOOOO @OP
lickwidghost
Doodadoo DEE-doo doodoodaDEE!
lickwidghost
Context: this is a cabinet meeting
HeyHalcyon
I wish I could use the Freedom of Information Act like that here in the US? I wanna ask if 45 says "you're fired" when someone is outed
Branch68
in the US we get arrested and physically dragged from the building for telling the truth that paint the board in a bad light
LurkMasterP
You know, I'm really glad this exists.
KiwiGameDev
We all are
00LimaRomeo
Me too. :-)
ZuIthar
ButtPlugProductTester
Huh, name checks out
ZuIthar
Zulthar wishes to inquire about the validity of your username.
ButtPlugProductTester
I sit on things for a living
ZuIthar
Linanz
I love my country
KiwiGameDev
As ya should!
spritely88
Me too. This person should be the new Anchor in the place of news boy.
Linanz
Yes!
Selerox
So does the rest of the world. We need to keep you (and Canada) safe so you can repopulate the planet once we've fucked it up.
Linanz
I’ve been to Canada nice place, lovely people like a way bigger NZ
Linanz
Also thank you :)
AdolfEngels
Ah Yes Minister, very droll
catiethecookie
I had a chat on the phone her the other day. Lovely woman.
ZOMGNO
How did that come about, that you'd be chatting with the PM?
KiwiGameDev
She seems it! Her Waitangi Day speech was awesome
robinstockwell
she talks a big game (as they all do) but let a seismic blasting ship go hunt for FUCKING OIL in a BLUE WHALE SANCTUARY.
lickwidghost
OOOOOH we have conspiracy theorists in NZ now!
robinstockwell
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=seismic+blasting+in+blue+whale+sanctuary+new+zealand&t=ffab&atb=v77-1_y&ia=web fucking hell cunt
robinstockwell
oooooooh we have a weak troll.
robinstockwell
btw dipshit http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO1711/S00317/forest-bird-urge-seismic-blasting-firm-to-quit-nz.htm
Snotty128
Source?
robinstockwell
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO1711/S00317/forest-bird-urge-seismic-blasting-firm-to-quit-nz.htm
robinstockwell
it's common knowledge. ..what the fuck ? you live under a rock???
Snotty128
You mean the fracking that’s being going on for Decades? That’s the fault of the brand new PM?
robinstockwell
moar? https://duckduckgo.com/?q=seismic+blasting+in+blue+whale+sanctuary+new+zealand&t=ffab&atb=v77-1_y&ia=web
TheHumanCentipanzer
Anybody got the gif or link of NZ I think Prime Minister calling someone a cunt and laughing in a meeting?
lickwidghost
Are you thinking of Paul Henry (talk show host) laughing at the name of (Indian?) ambassador Dikshit's name?
lickwidghost
https://youtu.be/rUEhhaRxbiA
TheHumanCentipanzer
https://imgur.com/uaPULMo i fuckin found it
lickwidghost
Is that all you've done in the last 8 months?
TheHumanCentipanzer
RithyH
Can someone please explain the pun to a non native English speaker ?
YerAGrizzardArry
Normally, you would end an official meeting by saying "meeting is adjourned." PM's name is Ardern, hence "meeting is Arderned."
RithyH
Thanks. So it’s only based on sonority. I thought there was some kind of double entendre !
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
Context: NZ prime minister = Jacinda Adern
FaerieClare
And she's bloody brilliant
Snotty128
I heard her growling her way through ‘bullet with butterfly wings’ on the rock the other day. She’d get my vote
Churmybro
She's pregnant and in Labour!!
InsanityKiwi
Labour = her political party
groveldog
KiwiGameDev
@ExtraUpvote do your thing please!
ExtraUpvote
+1'd
KiwiGameDev
Doing good work, ExtraUpvote! I appreciate ya
lickwidghost
*Ardern
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Derrr... Context clues
raspberry
Doesn't have to be her to laugh
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
OP has changed the image in response to what I said and now what I said doesn't make sense
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Don't lie
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
I don't need to
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Funny... cuz you can't change the image after posting.
YerAGrizzardArry
Oops, I probably should've put that in there.
ghostchips12345
It was a matter of time before someone posted this lol well done !
floxsyu
I got the joke from the picture so no bad on your part
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Meanwhile, in Australia...
DidntGetTheReference
Accurate, as an Australian I can confirm this is how it occurs.
vagimite
Mate our deputy PM knocked up his staff member ending his marriage. The PM has banned sex with staffers because if it lol.
MarkSeaton
Ahh Oz and NZ. We so cool. Except our PM is a cunt and NZ's is rather nice.
goflyblind
WacknCheese
Unfortunately our current prime minister's a boring fop of a man. Our deputy PM has been caught out shagging the staff though, which is nice
thetain
Harold holt?
00LimaRomeo
He was an absolute trouser bandit.
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
Who has both a pool AND a US navy destroyer named after him I might add
WacknCheese
Ooohhhh....bad choice to name a ship after a bloke who disappeared at sea.
thetain
...or a community swimming pool haha. Australia has no chill remembering him
GlowstickJedi
ANDY!
YerAGrizzardArry
Alright mates, what's the good word?
GadenKerensky
Our government is shit.
valen00
The prime minister has ordered that ministers are not to sleep with their staff.
00LimaRomeo
There's this and Bob Hawke bonking Ros Kelly stuck on loop in my head. Pollies should be banned from sex in general.
valen00
TBF I don't really give a shit what consenting adults do. But this particular asshole used his marriage to say that gay marriage was wrong
00LimaRomeo
And Gardasil.
Oldage69
Barnaby is a twat! Can we deport him to NZ?
00LimaRomeo
No, the Beetrooter AKA the Red Rooter is our fuckup, we've got to deal with it.
WacknCheese
Fuck yes! But I do like our Kiwi cousins too much to wish that on them. How about Christmas Island? Or he could go live with Gina!
CaffeineEnabler
I hear Nauru is nice this time of year
WacknCheese
Yeah lets send him an Dutton off for a Holiday.