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Mar 27, 2017 3:50 AM
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densistemurikanen
"I'm just saying, Steve. It's kinda dumb!" "Larry it's their island, their customs, ok?"
IronicallyExisting
Guys I found my spirit animal
mikeatike
So this puffin dummy is... popular?
DeviatedPrevert
downvote because I am mentally conditioned to downvote all puffin images
Carthes
This IS real. Steve Kress of Cornell University did the reintroduction.
wmort
Anyone else read this in David Attenborough's voice?
gogomyjojo
Am I the only one who things this is kind of sad and mean?
beccahhh
GoToHelheim
Puffins also taste really good
MisterOneUpper
Socially awkward puffin?
starfucker2
Hah. Catfished!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
They have trouble socializing because of their unpopular opinions.
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Which are actually popular opinions to all the other puffins. Sort of like Imgurians...
lauraloofa
My heart has swelled to three times its size because of how fucking cute this is.
UMDhockey17
https://media.giphy.com/media/C1gEvbqAOBSzS/200.gif
RogueOfHeart
See a doctor about that... You could die
GoToHelheim
Up here in Iceland, we snipe puffins and eat them. Helps with the overpopulation too. Those little guys bang a lot!
PieSpie
but do they taste good
GoToHelheim
Hell yeah. A bit expensive though
TheRealDurdan
I hope this is real because that's adorable
WhatD0thLife
"Massive puffin population psychically handicapped from unnatural posture on US coasts.
denwerism
I wouldn't doubt it, I have two dogs one of which had a broken toe at one point so she walks on three legs sometimes and the other does/2
denwerism
The same just to fit in it's pretty cute
delpharseven
At least part of it is http://projectpuffin.audubon.org/conservation/atlantic-puffin-courtship-behavior-and-decoys And they are very social.
TheRealDurdan
So why does it have all these unpopular opinions?
Bobwithglasses
Because sometimes to fit in you have to who you really are.
BlahBlahDinks
Bobwithglasses
I just lost my shit trying to read this because instead of who I meant hide.
Strostkovy
I keep trying this but nobody shows up to my parties
Squossifrage
Have you tried standing on one leg?
Strostkovy
I've tried standing on none and standing on all four. Nothing seems to help.
Hetuni
Four legs?
Strostkovy
Yeah, I lost one in an accident.
CrazyZonie
Post women at your parties. Be warned, I am social and will come dressed as one.
Strostkovy
Yeah, I put up a bunch of dolls in the yard. Realistic life sized ones. Anatomically correct, and still nobody shows up.
Xsiah
Weird. Have you tried turning them off and on again?
Strostkovy
I want to but I can't get close enough to anybody to reboot them.
AnotherHeartwarmingPostByAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Change your socks? Take a knee? Drink water?