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A heavy-lift ship is a vessel designed to move very large loads that cannot be handled by normal ships.
Heavy-Lift Ship [X-Post with /r/pics]
This is the Blue Marlin, a semi-submerging vessels capable of lifting another ship out of the water and transporting it.
Like the USS Cole.
Just a 500 foot long US Destroyer sitting on another ship...
I found something with a better turning circle than Soviet fighters.
Or, say, a dozen other transport ships.
This is a Heavy-Lift ship. It is designed to transport heavy thing - like this oil rig! (more in comments)
Or this Oil Rig
Or this one.
/u/skiattle has pointed out this is actually the SBX-1 - The Sea-Based X-Band Radar, which is a floating, self-propelled, mobile active electronically scanned array radar station designed to operate in high winds and heavy seas. It is part of the U.S. Defense Department Ballistic Missile Defense System.
And it's fucking huge.
/u/PoodlesFitInBlenders has pointed out these are drilling rigs with a gridwork of iron below them creating a giant footprint to stabilize the weight. They jack up out of the water with those large legs.
And here are three of them.
CatWithHands
Does it even LIFT!?....It DO!
DarthBaneoftheSith
This would be a mean transformer
TellusEidolon
Are you saying it isn't a transformer?
TheRealImgurOP
Multiple cargo ships my ass... photoshop did a dandy job on that
Broadway2
This is Archimedes' dream....
IAlwaysUpvoteSeinfeld
We're gonna need a bigger bo... oh never mind. We're good.
rollyismyname
Need a banana for scale, please.
kiwiwannabe
As an ocean sailor... Im scared
w00t1
How does one stack ships? It's figuratively blowing my mind.
demizu
big cranes
cvpsu
Is no one else gonna mention the fact that he cited a user called PoodlesFitInBlenders?
brutalpoodle90
I take great offense to that username
TellusEidolon
Because you couldn't fit into the blender?
ebouy
Must be a small poodle or a large blender.
SomeoneOnceSaid
Oh god, I had a dream last night that my dog was grilling poodles outside. I was probably influenced by that username somehow. It was creepy
Jigoogly
can confirm, they do indeed.
sum1else
Not really. Poodles are rather large.
Jigoogly
my blender is rather large-er.
Bradly134
say what you will...but engineering is cool as hell
SuchUsernameMuchCoolWow
I want to slap the person who down voted this!
rascalian
This is why engineers make boatloads of money.
Pyrowolf1
Do they use the heavy-lift ship to move their boatloads of money?
Jigoogly
and the people who pay the engineers?
holywtf
They make ship tons
Admiralkio
Their wallets cry.
tournier
cry money*
Silentbunny
I see what you did there
showmeYourB00bs
Where's the banana?
bjac5000
If you blow up the pic. then zoom in. then enhance (like they do in movies). then magnify, the banana is that one yellow pixel.
tiedhawke
In one of the port-side windows.
JagdPanzer38T
Oh yeah, i see it now! that one yellow pixel!
demizu
no, thats a hard hat. the 1/4th of a pixel in the window beside it is the banana
EB109
Holy ship!
fuzystar
poodles fit in blenders...
tuxedobob
How does it work? Do they just pump it full of ping pong balls, Donald Duck style?
JLimages
I would assume the same basic principal as a submarine. As in pulling in water and getting rid of water in special tanks.
monsted
Pump it full of water until it's at the right depth, float the other ship over it, pump the water out.
Cruxador
I heard you like ships so I'm shipping shipping ships on this ship shipping ship.
godavari
Yo dawg...
KudzyWudzy
I heard you like ships...
IvanOnly
So we put some ships in your ship!
vintagevice
So what do they use to life THAT ship when it breaks down?
greeneggsandhamdrew
The world may never know.
ZeDestructor
Fix it from the inside. Divers to weld the hull if needed.
monsted
Dry-docks :)
TheRealLifeUpVoteFairy
That's a really big ship!
iamthisguy247
UmYeahWhatever
Needs banana for scale
ZeDestructor
There is one. You can't see it. Cause it's that tiny.
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
Its a ship shipping ship shipping ships
ThereAreBeesEVERYWHERE
But, does it got a Hemi?!
monsted
Nope, but it probably has a 40,000 horsepower diesel engine.
ChitHappens
No.. But this post gave me a semi
thankyouforyourpity
Somali Pirate Porn
onecuntwolfpack
http://www.nedmartin.org/v3/amused/_img/ship-shipping-ship-shipping-shipping-ships.jpg
J10Brook
A shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
Odderpop
Boats. Boats. Boats.
Redbird5241
Boats, BOATS, BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!
MoxRavager
Clickity Clack down the track! It's Lots and Lots of Trains!
Fang313
Dammit Becky.
AuMember
No hoes?
tomfalco
carrying a "floating, self-propelled, mobile active electronically scanned array radar station" could there be a longer name?
Barbado
Like a dog, but not.
stayfoxy
Boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats, EVERYBODY!
IratetheD
reminds me of the infomercials for videos of trains and planes and cars ect
thearenaspectacular
thenewestnickell
boats and hoes
thearenaspectacular
Gotts get me my boats and hoes
squiddna
http://imgur.com/Pw16ikQ
squiddna
Oh I guess I could have made that right on imgur. :|
nation543
this is a shipping ship that ships shipping ships.
celeritous
+1 for himymreference.jpg
kevinmcphotos
A Ship. A boat is something that is small enough to be carried on a ship, those ships become boats when put on that thing.
IgnorantFly
but um.. you win sir!
Bendoger
BUT UM!!!!!!!
deadmariachi
Obligatory: http://media.giphy.com/media/ZH2muBTrkowBG/giphy.gif
greyfoxv1
Can someone help us out in the dark here?
jimmityjammity
Golf ball = floaty radar station. All in all a wonderful machine.
CornCobMcGee
you know your giant balls.
MrBoomstik
It's the sea based X-band radar. Trust me, I work with satellites. No... really, I honestly do...
waitwaitpleasetellme
are you sure? it could be for Natural gas
ilovewishesbob
or, it could be located in Pearl Harbor Hawaii and can be seen from just about anywhere in central/east/west Oahu.
sharpe0
Nope, it's the U.S. Missile Defense Agency’s Sea-Based X-Band Radar. Crazy huge & important machine.
chansuke
Its a missile defense radar
getthismanabeer
that's most certainly a radome
NoNooohDoggieAfuera
or OPs mom...
9cm5
You got beat by like 5 seconds. I'm sorry to break it to you.
IAmNotRoy
This. This is what I was expecting.
PirateDentist
Even ships have the "ONLY ONE TRIP" attitude when it comes to hauling other ships.
DanAykroydFanClub
#shiphacks
AntiDownVoteActivist
Imagine if there was a submarine version. Sneaks up underneath anchored ships, rises out of the water underneath them and kidnaps them.
menwithven
One go, one go!
JackieTreehornProductions
yo dawg. we heard you like ships on ships... http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/108785.jpg
TheGist
It's a shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
112864
*chips
Deusabaoth
Fuck this language.
iDrinkDrano
Yo dawg.
GeneralWho
ithinkchaos
r/WordAvalanches/ ...do it!
TheGist
MRW I get a reply to a comment I wrote almost a year ago
ithinkchaos
heh, i didn't even notice this was a hella old thread!!! ...how...how did I get here? where am I? WHO AM I?!
thatwasntafart
but how many shipping ships can that shipping ship ship?
JohnsonMcJohnson
12
chbarts
Almost as many ships as a white girl could ship if a white girl could ship ships.
thatwasntafart
so around 5 ? :)
rikkif
"I'm on a boat!" -other boat
thebishopwashere
this makes me happy
Luzerntomorrow
"Two trips are for pussies!"
YouNowKnowTheMuffinMan
"Fuck it, just throw it on top, it'll be fine!"
Uw0tm8
Everytime
TacticalPuke
What really puzzles me is why it (#5) is done at all. I can't think of a place where the huge thing can go but regular ships cannot.
littledalek
Now I barely passed physics, but everything about this confuses me. HOW?
valenmea
Magnets.
bwchronos
Under the surface the hull is hollow. It's actually full of pixies flapping their wings constantly and pushing up to keep it afloat.
Aramahn
My best guess is pumps and ballasts. Great. Big. Honking. Pumps.
comyou
It fills the hull with water using pumps and the natural buoyancyis restored when a few vents are opened allowing the water to escape.
acertainjenesaisquoi
Huge amounts of void space in the hull, that can be flooded with water for both stability and in order to sink the vessel low enough. 1/2
acertainjenesaisquoi
This void space would also provide the required amount of buoyancy to lift the vessel plus load out of the water when required. 2/2
DatMormon
pump water into hollow bottom-> ship sinks. pump water out of hollow bottom-> ship floats. I'm guessing.
LifeRunner
Pump water into tanks in the ship, it sinks to desired level. Reverse to make it buoyant
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
balast!
Corona688
The underside is hollow. They fill it with as much or as little water as needed to stay floating at the right level.
Wyrtz
Like other ships, just another cargo
GetOffMyLawnYa
Trained pufferfish.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Never, ever skip ballast day.
thisgoesto11
Magic.
Malikhi
buoyancy. It's capable of lifting 100x it's weight due to buoyancy. That's a powerful force dude
Bizkit64
The ship clearly lifts brah
Moghul
I am not sure but I guess its buoyancy is insane. It pumps in water to submerge, the other boats get on, pumps the water out, and shablang.
mag0ne
The mass of the water displaced is about equal to the mass of the ship. The submerged part of the ship displaces it's total weight in H20
bnimon
No one wanted the real answer...
BishlamekGurpgork
At least 65 people did.
nhapache
As a naval architect, you win the grand prize!
Blazzical
This needs more upvotes for serious physics response.
BrendanDufftronic
H²O unnecessary though.
TacticalPuke
140-char limit tho... The real fail is that he wrote H-twenty, not H-two-O (unless he wh00shed me - nickname is mag0ne - also with a zero).
NorthWestCanadian
Look into hydrostatics. There is where you will find your answer.
clutchthepearls
Honestly, the pictures just can't get even close to doing justice to the sheer size of these things.
p34ce
Agreed. I've seen oil rigs being towed into an estuary for refitting. It's an impressive sight. The speed at which they move in particular.
TheHudsonHawk
Need banana for scale.
monsted
Pump it full of water until it sinks, float the item over it, pump water back out. It's actually called a float-on, float-off.
behrditz
Very large robot legs underneath that walk on the ocean floor.
gogadget
Howl's ship
rikkif
seems legit.
TuggSpeedmann
you know from all those images, giant legs walking on the ocean floor wouldn't surprise me at all now.
juicyJ7
maybe there are jaegers underneath carrying the load
Rox2
So it's one if this prototype jaegers...?
XaqMurphy
So many wrongs
Rox2
those*
Rox2
My bad, my bad...
whatsthisusernameofwhichyouspeak
Right? How does that thing not sink?!
RipVanFit
Buoyancy
DarkGummi
to look it up to be sure. But it sounds good. (2/2)
ben9105
But it does.
Sauroctonus
It does sink. ON PURPOSE.
DarkGummi
I would say that it has internal ballasts that hold water to allow it to submerge part of itself. Pure speculation, and I'm too lazy (1/2)
suihcta
it floats with its cargo as long as they weigh less combined than the volume of water it displaces...
suihcta
which means, I assume, that it's mostly filled with air =)
Gryphacus
The entire lifting ship is just one giant controllable ballast tank.
P00pdalla
Sometimes they don't come back:
Silentbunny
Thats the Mighty Servant 3, it sank while off loading. Was brought back to service, which is more than can be said for its sister.
darkoneko
oh boy
IAlreadyReachedImguriteSoIDontCareAboutMyPointsAnymore
Still cant lift OP's mom
KingoftheIntroverts
Didn't have to look far for that.
GozerTheGozerian
BURN!
ricar144
SomeoneOnceSaid
I knew this would be here when I saw the first picture. Well done, sir/madam.
IAlreadyReachedImguriteSoIDontCareAboutMyPointsAnymore
Eddie
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/L41XkQd
CrabomancersCauldron
I need this for later
GalacticPussy
Channing Tatum's shirt is ironic…he is so beautiful...
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
BigAndyFs
came back 10 images to upvote this.
TehNoobinator117
Nothing can.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
nothing ever will.
LicensedAdHominem
Op's dad could pick her up.
therealSKYKING
It's funny how easily I can predict the top comment.
yomamaisonfier
It's funny how irony works.
UmYeahWhatever
Aren't you clever.
MonsieurLoup
Looks like your prediction is bullshit