Heavy Lift Ship

Jun 25, 2014 12:37 AM

Jandalofdoom

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A heavy-lift ship is a vessel designed to move very large loads that cannot be handled by normal ships.

Heavy-Lift Ship [X-Post with /r/pics]

This is the Blue Marlin, a semi-submerging vessels capable of lifting another ship out of the water and transporting it.

Like the USS Cole.

Just a 500 foot long US Destroyer sitting on another ship...

I found something with a better turning circle than Soviet fighters.

Or, say, a dozen other transport ships.

This is a Heavy-Lift ship. It is designed to transport heavy thing - like this oil rig! (more in comments)

Or this Oil Rig

Or this one.

/u/skiattle has pointed out this is actually the SBX-1 - The Sea-Based X-Band Radar, which is a floating, self-propelled, mobile active electronically scanned array radar station designed to operate in high winds and heavy seas. It is part of the U.S. Defense Department Ballistic Missile Defense System.

And it's fucking huge.

/u/PoodlesFitInBlenders has pointed out these are drilling rigs with a gridwork of iron below them creating a giant footprint to stabilize the weight. They jack up out of the water with those large legs.

And here are three of them.

Does it even LIFT!?....It DO!

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

This would be a mean transformer

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Are you saying it isn't a transformer?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Multiple cargo ships my ass... photoshop did a dandy job on that

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is Archimedes' dream....

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We're gonna need a bigger bo... oh never mind. We're good.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Need a banana for scale, please.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As an ocean sailor... Im scared

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How does one stack ships? It's figuratively blowing my mind.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

big cranes

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is no one else gonna mention the fact that he cited a user called PoodlesFitInBlenders?

12 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 0

I take great offense to that username

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because you couldn't fit into the blender?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be a small poodle or a large blender.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, I had a dream last night that my dog was grilling poodles outside. I was probably influenced by that username somehow. It was creepy

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

can confirm, they do indeed.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Not really. Poodles are rather large.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my blender is rather large-er.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

say what you will...but engineering is cool as hell

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I want to slap the person who down voted this!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is why engineers make boatloads of money.

12 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Do they use the heavy-lift ship to move their boatloads of money?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the people who pay the engineers?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They make ship tons

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Their wallets cry.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cry money*

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where's the banana?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If you blow up the pic. then zoom in. then enhance (like they do in movies). then magnify, the banana is that one yellow pixel.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In one of the port-side windows.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, i see it now! that one yellow pixel!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no, thats a hard hat. the 1/4th of a pixel in the window beside it is the banana

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy ship!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

poodles fit in blenders...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How does it work? Do they just pump it full of ping pong balls, Donald Duck style?

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I would assume the same basic principal as a submarine. As in pulling in water and getting rid of water in special tanks.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pump it full of water until it's at the right depth, float the other ship over it, pump the water out.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard you like ships so I'm shipping shipping ships on this ship shipping ship.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yo dawg...

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I heard you like ships...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So we put some ships in your ship!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So what do they use to life THAT ship when it breaks down?

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The world may never know.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fix it from the inside. Divers to weld the hull if needed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dry-docks :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a really big ship!

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

what a big pile of ships.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needs banana for scale

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is one. You can't see it. Cause it's that tiny.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a ship shipping ship shipping ships

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, does it got a Hemi?!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nope, but it probably has a 40,000 horsepower diesel engine.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No.. But this post gave me a semi

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somali Pirate Porn

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Boats. Boats. Boats.

12 years ago | Likes 508 Dislikes 7

Boats, BOATS, BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clickity Clack down the track! It's Lots and Lots of Trains!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit Becky.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No hoes?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

carrying a "floating, self-propelled, mobile active electronically scanned array radar station" could there be a longer name?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a dog, but not.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats, EVERYBODY!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

reminds me of the infomercials for videos of trains and planes and cars ect

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

boats and hoes

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Gotts get me my boats and hoes

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/Pw16ikQ

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I guess I could have made that right on imgur. :|

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is a shipping ship that ships shipping ships.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for himymreference.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

A Ship. A boat is something that is small enough to be carried on a ship, those ships become boats when put on that thing.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but um.. you win sir!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

BUT UM!!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can someone help us out in the dark here?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Golf ball = floaty radar station. All in all a wonderful machine.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

you know your giant balls.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the sea based X-band radar. Trust me, I work with satellites. No... really, I honestly do...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

are you sure? it could be for Natural gas

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

or, it could be located in Pearl Harbor Hawaii and can be seen from just about anywhere in central/east/west Oahu.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, it's the U.S. Missile Defense Agency’s Sea-Based X-Band Radar. Crazy huge & important machine.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its a missile defense radar

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's most certainly a radome

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or OPs mom...

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 11

You got beat by like 5 seconds. I'm sorry to break it to you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

This. This is what I was expecting.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Even ships have the "ONLY ONE TRIP" attitude when it comes to hauling other ships.

12 years ago | Likes 2227 Dislikes 6

#shiphacks

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imagine if there was a submarine version. Sneaks up underneath anchored ships, rises out of the water underneath them and kidnaps them.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One go, one go!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yo dawg. we heard you like ships on ships... http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/108785.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

12 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 2

*chips

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck this language.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yo dawg.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

r/WordAvalanches/ ...do it!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MRW I get a reply to a comment I wrote almost a year ago

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

heh, i didn't even notice this was a hella old thread!!! ...how...how did I get here? where am I? WHO AM I?!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but how many shipping ships can that shipping ship ship?

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

12

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost as many ships as a white girl could ship if a white girl could ship ships.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so around 5 ? :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm on a boat!" -other boat

12 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

this makes me happy

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Two trips are for pussies!"

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Fuck it, just throw it on top, it'll be fine!"

12 years ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 0

Everytime

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

What really puzzles me is why it (#5) is done at all. I can't think of a place where the huge thing can go but regular ships cannot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now I barely passed physics, but everything about this confuses me. HOW?

12 years ago | Likes 905 Dislikes 5

Magnets.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Under the surface the hull is hollow. It's actually full of pixies flapping their wings constantly and pushing up to keep it afloat.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

My best guess is pumps and ballasts. Great. Big. Honking. Pumps.

12 years ago | Likes 239 Dislikes 0

It fills the hull with water using pumps and the natural buoyancyis restored when a few vents are opened allowing the water to escape.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huge amounts of void space in the hull, that can be flooded with water for both stability and in order to sink the vessel low enough. 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This void space would also provide the required amount of buoyancy to lift the vessel plus load out of the water when required. 2/2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pump water into hollow bottom-> ship sinks. pump water out of hollow bottom-> ship floats. I'm guessing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pump water into tanks in the ship, it sinks to desired level. Reverse to make it buoyant

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

balast!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The underside is hollow. They fill it with as much or as little water as needed to stay floating at the right level.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like other ships, just another cargo

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trained pufferfish.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Never, ever skip ballast day.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Magic.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

buoyancy. It's capable of lifting 100x it's weight due to buoyancy. That's a powerful force dude

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ship clearly lifts brah

12 years ago | Likes 818 Dislikes 4

I am not sure but I guess its buoyancy is insane. It pumps in water to submerge, the other boats get on, pumps the water out, and shablang.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The mass of the water displaced is about equal to the mass of the ship. The submerged part of the ship displaces it's total weight in H20

12 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

No one wanted the real answer...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least 65 people did.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a naval architect, you win the grand prize!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This needs more upvotes for serious physics response.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

H²O unnecessary though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

140-char limit tho... The real fail is that he wrote H-twenty, not H-two-O (unless he wh00shed me - nickname is mag0ne - also with a zero).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Look into hydrostatics. There is where you will find your answer.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly, the pictures just can't get even close to doing justice to the sheer size of these things.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I've seen oil rigs being towed into an estuary for refitting. It's an impressive sight. The speed at which they move in particular.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Need banana for scale.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pump it full of water until it sinks, float the item over it, pump water back out. It's actually called a float-on, float-off.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very large robot legs underneath that walk on the ocean floor.

12 years ago | Likes 364 Dislikes 4

Howl's ship

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

seems legit.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

you know from all those images, giant legs walking on the ocean floor wouldn't surprise me at all now.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

maybe there are jaegers underneath carrying the load

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So it's one if this prototype jaegers...?

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

So many wrongs

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

those*

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My bad, my bad...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? How does that thing not sink?!

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Buoyancy

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to look it up to be sure. But it sounds good. (2/2)

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But it does.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It does sink. ON PURPOSE.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would say that it has internal ballasts that hold water to allow it to submerge part of itself. Pure speculation, and I'm too lazy (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it floats with its cargo as long as they weigh less combined than the volume of water it displaces...

12 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

which means, I assume, that it's mostly filled with air =)

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

The entire lifting ship is just one giant controllable ballast tank.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Sometimes they don't come back:

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Thats the Mighty Servant 3, it sank while off loading. Was brought back to service, which is more than can be said for its sister.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

oh boy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still cant lift OP's mom

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Didn't have to look far for that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BURN!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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I knew this would be here when I saw the first picture. Well done, sir/madam.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/L41XkQd

12 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

I need this for later

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Channing Tatum's shirt is ironic…he is so beautiful...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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came back 10 images to upvote this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing can.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

nothing ever will.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Op's dad could pick her up.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's funny how easily I can predict the top comment.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

It's funny how irony works.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't you clever.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like your prediction is bullshit

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