JiffyDealer
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Both were pretty damn good, so yes, I had multiple servings for both meals.
Jan 29, 2017 8:53 AM
JiffyDealer
84114
1446
74
Both were pretty damn good, so yes, I had multiple servings for both meals.
ahinsak
If you both ate together she's probably syncing her farts with yours, and laying all the blame on you.
severice
Don't get affected when tacos have and effect.
Janeator
avoidable effect.
GreenlsNotACreativeColor
Extra L & A, no E, the penguin has one eye. Seems to me like your trying to send us a hint. What does Leia have to do with your farting?
bubup
Sounds like a cunt. Get a Russian girl, those girls don't complain until u have no money for vodka
Dekker3D
Suck her dick.
Wednesdude
Red Hot chili fartos
redhedqd
It's all fun and games until you hotbox your pregnant wife in the car and it causes her to throw up.
ScienceForEveryone
say "thats my belly thanking you for the good meal"
shibider
Teach your lady to rinse the beans dog
kobrakaimf
*chili
jgooby
She's just holding them in.
bunduz
If you hold them in they float up to your head and that's where shitty ideas come from.
THEThadJarvis
Ex-wife did the same. I made the mistake of joking about her sleep farts...... Once. I never repeated that mistake.
SiamwhichT
USA. Fort Fart Tent. Reporting for duty Bitch.....
bendap
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
fezfolife
Mess with the ass, you get the gas.
khensu83
Did u fart under the covers at least to trap most of the stench?
OnlyTheReactionGifOfElijahWoodSayingTerrific
bigdog1983
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
jake96
*effect
yakovsmirnoffbiggestfan
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Thought so too, but maybe it's a pun.
UncomfortableTruths
Doesn't really work, though. Otherwise, it's a very obscure pun.
VodkaReindeer
affect means feeling in psychology
UncomfortableTruths
It's also only supposed to be used as a verb, not a noun. Effect is the opposite.
Toecutteris
there should be no awkward in that meme
bigbootybigfoot
My husband farts slot but with the noises he makes there is no chance in hell he isn't shitting his pants at least a little.
bamble
Tbf, u didn't have to Dutch oven her
SilverWingsofMorning
husband lost his sense of smell. i fart, he's annoyed at the sound. so i fart louder.
RAMSAZY
Domina77
Mine will never fix cabbage and duck eggs again on the aame day.
Domina77
same*