MRW when my cousin proposes to his GF at my birthday party

ThankGoodnessYourHerePrematureEjaculationMan

I have a sibling who has pulled crap like that at EVERY MILESTONE in my life. It fucking SUCKS!

9 years ago |

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MrBadClown

When you get older and realize birthdays dont mean a god damn thing your life will turn full circle

9 years ago |

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theFBIGuyWatchingyou

Okay but really. That sounds like the cheapest way to propose

9 years ago |

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TheGifMaster

Can't beat gay, alcoholic, trophy hunter.... lmfao.

9 years ago |

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NickBlacksHumor

Did you jump to the left then step to the right?

9 years ago |

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NoThanksSatan

9 years ago |

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eggnun

She is exactly the kind of bitch who would announce a baby or be proposed to at someone else's birthday party.

9 years ago |

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fatfury

u probably both suck

9 years ago |

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mynameiselliott

Wow, OP sure is a whiny little bitch

9 years ago |

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KanackyBiznasty

9 years ago |

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medici

Treat it like an honor - you must throw awesome parties and they couldn't think of a more fun place, or better guests to share that with

9 years ago |

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kempper

Nah. Attention whore.

9 years ago |

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TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII

Nope they're just assholes who want the attention

9 years ago |

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iDigDinos

Man I hate that shit. So many fucking salty bitches at my wedding. One wanted to use my wedding to propose. NO. do that shit on your own

9 years ago |

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Imgurislongerfunny

I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't give a shit. But then again I don't even want a wedding

9 years ago |

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iDigDinos

Time, place, & rental. Fuck, it was my first wedding and their 3rd or 4th.

9 years ago |

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iDigDinos

I'm announcing I'm pregnant at all then fuckers weddings. Let's see how they like that shit.

9 years ago |

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Andonemorething

it's your birthday and you'll cry if you want too, cry if you want too~~~

9 years ago |

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dogm0m

Pity party!

9 years ago |

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Andonemorething

Ok. I realize I was being mean now and that you didn't get the song reference. Therefore, I humbly apologize and wish you a happy birthday

9 years ago |

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IveGotKrustyKrabs

I know the song

9 years ago |

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Andonemorething

Seriously though. I'm sorry, I was trying to make you laugh, which didn't happen. I feel bad now.

9 years ago |

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IveGotKrustyKrabs

Eh, party went om

9 years ago |

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CosplayComet

Did she shiver with antici-

9 years ago |

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bradyonly

paction?

9 years ago |

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Heterosapian

You aren't going to wait 5 years to finish that are you?

9 years ago |

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CosplayComet

Well, like a doctor with chronic malpractice, I'm out of patience....

9 years ago |

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starlitskiesthroughkaleidoscopeeyes

Idc if it's shallow. I'd be pissed if someone proposed to me at their cousins birthday party the fuck

9 years ago |

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guantanamobayxx

Yeah that's kind of a weird place to ask someone to marry you. Probably an airhead.

9 years ago |

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Aardvarksneedlove

With the wedding planned for exactly 1 year later, eh @op

9 years ago |

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ThereIsNoCurseInElvishEntishOrTheTonguesOfMenForThisTreachery

My cousin had his wedding on my birthday and then were appalled when my family didn't come.

9 years ago |

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WallpaperProblems

Ironic

9 years ago |

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dfoolish1

@op, have your birthday at their wedding!

9 years ago |

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HowAboutThatUpdog

That would be strange with gifts.

9 years ago |

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cutepiku

My childhood best friend got married the week before my birthday. Her husband was gunning for my birthday but she knew better.

9 years ago |

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Anonamo

Does he... not like you? O_o

9 years ago |

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cutepiku

I didn't know him well at the time and her birthday was the week after mine.

9 years ago |

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Anonamo

Still seems rather strange but then again, people can be very strange things.

9 years ago |

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Elbow5

Attend the wedding. Come out as a gay, alcoholic, trophy hunter. Use their limo to leave for rehab.

9 years ago |

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themosthellas

Fuck the bride at the wedding.

9 years ago |

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planetaryanusdestroyer

Move above them then cut a hole in the floor and shit through it. Eating a bag full of sugar free haribo gummy bears is a bonus

9 years ago |

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SarcasticComment

Pee on them!

9 years ago |

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Weepyorchid

That's... Oddly specific. You ok there, buddy? Rehab treating you right?

9 years ago |

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circlebreaker

*chugs red wine while sobbing* "Everybody, I'm addicted to fucking hunky rhinoceroses!"

9 years ago |

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Bollramm

That sounds familiar.....

9 years ago |

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SayaImgur

Or announce that you're having a baby at their wedding and do as close to a mirror of what they did as you can

9 years ago |

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ShoppingCartRodeo

9 years ago |

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DomineSatanas

Stab them.

9 years ago |

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JabberxThexHutt

Its what i would do

9 years ago |

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domenick91

Propose at their wedding

9 years ago |

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RobertEmmet

Cum in their wedding cake

9 years ago |

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BuddyAboot

"in"

9 years ago |

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radas86

v

9 years ago |

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FaxCelestis

9 years ago |

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Wormbo2

Or on the bride's back.

9 years ago |

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hammerfix

I think op is a girl. No man would care.

9 years ago |

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yorribah

Or both

9 years ago |

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JakeRockwell

And ruin perfectly good back-cake? Not in my house.

9 years ago |

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