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May 24, 2020 11:49 PM
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rainystorms
unless a girl is famous or has a shit-ton of instagram followers, she’s not getting hundreds of compliments every day. this is ridiculous
girlsgonewildthornberries
Just got a compliment on my hair lastnight. Gotta stop thinking about it so the charm doesn't get stale. Who knows when the next one will be
AlmostClever
One time a middle-aged Mexican lady in the San Antonio airport called me "mijo". I hope she's doing well.
coralto
Have you seen how much effort women put into their appearance? Have you seen how much effort men put in? That might have some effect.
masterfinch1
A man liked my hat a few months ago. I’d never gotten a clothing compliment from another man before.
XeononSolomon
Hello my kings. What was the last compliment you got? Mine was that I looked like I lost weight.
LeftBrainTrain
"You're lucky you're cute," several months ago
lookonthebrightside
RosieGarden
Meanwhile I get a compliment and I'm just like "I'm sorry you have this opinion, but it's not true."
QotU
Nah, try being an average girl. No compliments.
Uberdude100
My friend gave me like a backhanded compliment that i legit thanked her for and she realized how compliment starved we can be
rainystorms
then she’s not your friend
ButtTrumpett
My sister in law commented how nice my jeans were, she works in high end retail, I was so thrilled. It’s been weeks since and still!
MyleKeville
I was in Vegas on vacation and while heading to the restroom a girl said that she liked my cardigan sweater. That was 11 years ago.
HypnagogicHallucinations
lookatmyfavorites
I guess things will be getting pretty serious any day now
WaitingonCoffee
Wife got a new position that is pretty much all female. Loves the daily compliments, appreciation, recognition ceremonies, etc. I'm proud...
FemaleINTJ
I don't know where she works but that sounds great. All the women I meet in business are either neutral or stab you in the back terrible.
TheRealAethrys
They make vests for that
WaitingonCoffee
But then I think to my male dominated position, and how the average compliment is...good job on not screwing anything up. Weird parallels.
shortarms
I feel like a lot of women would prefer to be complimented less, given that a lot of the time it’s unwarranted or inappropriate
PardusXY
The man dying of thirst in the desert can’t sympathise with the drowning woman.
shortarms
I feel like he probably could if he saw her as a human being.
pyr0kid
on one hand i get your point, on the other hand the sea and the desert are kinda the same thing as far as water goes.
TisIChenoir
He never said anything about the sea. She could be drowning in a beautiful, pure mountain lake!
shortarms
I don’t think a pure mountain lake would be near a desert
Icyfirebolt
Even though I'm married I compliment my husband often. But sometimes I compliment random guys, like wearing a cool shirt or something
zipbangcrash
I feel like the lesson here is we all should be giving more compliments so we can all get more compliments. We all need them!
zipbangcrash
Didn't mean to imply that we should give them just to get em back. Worded that clumsily. If we all give more, there'll be more to go around!
AtsaMattaForMe
this one girl said i had a great ass... or maybe it was that i was a great big asshole... i forget
DurendaI
A uhh friend of mine who's a guy was called beautiful by a pretty girl he liked once. He umm says he still hangs into that. Yeah.
DurendaI
Darksnider05
I bet that felt great.
DurendaI
If that's sarcasm I have a selfie posted to my profile. If sincere, yeah, it still does.
Darksnider05
It was not /s I meant it.
RhiRhiLikesCats
Who are these girls you think get 100 compliments a day? Pretty sure it's just 18 year olds with big tits. Not many of us
TotallyNotASnail
I still remember girls were complementing me on how long my eyelashes were. This was 14 years ago
pastryslayer
Girls are getting hundreds of compliments every day? Where are mine?
PardusXY
Nice collar...
SonderingStrike
I'm sure your cats appreciate being able to get high with you.
pastryslayer
They doooooo
ProximaCentaur
You're christmas selfies suggest that is unlikely.
CommanderDatasSparePenor
MOAR
Direkt4
No, they do not.
ButtTrumpett
Your pastry is dank af fam.
RatoMolhado
It be like that. *sheds a tear*
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
HypnagogicHallucinations
zombiebatman
I see this stuff all the time on here. Be the change motherfuckers.
LateNightBunnyParty
Well, I scrolled a bit but didn't see a Christmas selfie, but your posts paint a picture of a lovely, empathetic person.
RatoMolhado
16bitStarbuck
Hey now, if it makes you feel any better, this random person you'll never meet really thinks you're terrible and not worth a compliment. <3
RatoMolhado
Me thinks the same.
WiFiLove
You are loved. Hey, I like your shirt ;)
RatoMolhado
Oh, you are the one I hear in the bushes of the backyard?
WiFiLove
Shit. Uh, I mean, no... pff how would I... know where you live, ya dummie? I.. saw you at the supermarket while I was stalking you.. DAMN IT
RatoMolhado
WiFiLove
DaDudeAbides
Indeed :(
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Ey man, that's a bit too depressing. Better add a lmao so people don't see your pain.
BGonz
lmao
Hyxie
I smell pain and anguish I’ve come to feast!
RatoMolhado
I have that in spades. You can get a banquet here!
mistlesilo
You have good taste in birds.
RatoMolhado
TheCrochetedSunflower
You look handsome today.
RatoMolhado
That's not true and we both know it.
originalamb
Yeah but as women age we get fewer and fewer compliments. I turn 40 this year and I haven't been complimented by a stranger in years.
JiujitsuPancake
Welcome to the club.
Charcharm
Same.
Charcharm
In fact, the latest commentary about my appearance I got at my job was "Are you pregnant?"
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
I've never met you but since you're a woman, I guarantee you're better than at least 50% of humanity.
ProximaCentaur
Wow that was Simp energy dialed up to 11.
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
NewRecipe
More like four years ago
vissik
That’s a great memory you have there. Well done!
MeteorD8
I have such a bad memory that i sometimes think i have early onset Alzheimers, and i *still* remember compliments given to me as early as-
MeteorD8
When i was in middle school, i’m 23 rn.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
the problem is that a lot of guys think a compliment from a girl means that girl is interested sexually. i know i always do, but then again
CongratsYouAreHereNow
most girls have wanted to bang me for years, so, yeah
Neoeon
You guys get compliments?
snozzleburt
That's a really interesting way to spell your name I bet there's a story behind that
Dilehk
icyanddicey
One. Two years ago. A gay guy told me I have nice ass. I'm not gay. I cherish it.
JayEnfield
Do chores for old ladies. They dole out the compliments like crazy.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
2 in 30 years but I don't mean to brag
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Compliment Bags Joe here...
AtsaMattaForMe
whoa, save some for the rest of us
TheDaharMaster
Well look at mr. Ryan Gosling bone structure over here
Fifofu
SofaKingSpecial
This is hilarious, what is it from?
Fifofu
Community: S6 EP12. That episode isn't very good, that's the only gem. But season 6 is.
SofaKingSpecial
Thanks!
NotThatJoeYouKnow
random girl liked my new glasses in a Burger King parking lot last July... I have been jazzed
MosesJackson
Woman I barely knew complimented my shirt... now my favorite shirt forever, which I wear if I want to look good. It's just a shirt.
Thepumpernickelpickle
My wife is not big on compliments. She told me I looked hot in a shirt a few years ago. I treasure that thing. Been looking for a replacemen
Gonnaderpya
A woman I know at a happy hour told me a year and a half ago that I have a sparkle about me. It's non-nonsensical but it still resonates ;_;
thefrayedendsofsanity
A middle aged lady called me a sexy beast in a store last year. It’s all I got.
Notme68
I had a trucker at a truck stop ask if I needed $50 once.
zonide
a lot of guys have trouble separating a compliment from "shes attracted to me". which leads to less compliments; but strangely leads to
zonide
women only complimenting guys when they want the guy to think think they are attracted to them.
ComicAvec
Nice.
FritztheChef
Are they for sale?
HooahDO
NotThatJoeYouKnow
https://www.ray-ban.com/usa/eyeglasses/RX7140%20MALE%20005-rb7140-transparent/8053672822649
MrNlceGuy
I have to say those are some nice glasses.
improbablylyingforreal
Cool glasses I might get a pair for myself.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
https://www.ray-ban.com/usa/eyeglasses/RX7140%20MALE%20005-rb7140-transparent/8053672822649
UsersubPoetLaureate
I like those too! Can I steal your style. I need new frames
Icyfirebolt
(Woman here) I like those glasses. I bet you look handsome in them.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
they are A tad big for my face but boy do they have a wide field of vision for my shit eyes
Icyfirebolt
I got bigger frames the last time I got new glasses. They really do have a wild field of vision but they catch so much more dust
NotThatJoeYouKnow
That just reminded me to buy those cleaning cloths that I have been thinking about