dragoonwiz
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I won a wheelbarrow full of liquor tonight for 10 dollars in a raffel
Mar 3, 2018 6:50 AM
dragoonwiz
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I won a wheelbarrow full of liquor tonight for 10 dollars in a raffel
RulesOfImgur
Ever won a meat raffle? Those are fun
GraapeApe
Let’s get fucked up!
2GunsDually
Oosmaa
are you single?
nanyatenyaa
Oh hello there plastic bottle of vodka. I'm not 22 anymore fuck you, I have Tito's.
CrypticalEnvelopement
Thought those were minis at first Glace. Nice!
demon627
Whole bunch of cheap shit they couldn't get anyone to buy
DrunkEmu
Not a real wheelbarrow...also it's not even half full
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
https://imgur.com/5hb69xZ
RenaissanceFaireMan
Looks like someone cleared out the discount liquor shopping cart. Did you at least get to keep the wheelbarrow?!
STGxDante
Damn!!! Still coming down from the most drunk I've ever been this kind of makes me want to vommit. Seriously I woke up drunk. Better than a
dirtehscandi
Oh you sweet summer child, just you wait until you're still hazy at 4 pm and your buddies start to make plans for that night
STGxDante
Hangover I guess.
Assfullofbread
Don't worry the hangover will come
SeekerOfTheRing
Dammmn, wanna share? I turn 21 on Monday haha
manwellhung1024
Not bad for 10$
moxiefoxxy
Looks like thunderbird lol
takhat
Did you get to keep the wheelbarrow?
dragoonwiz
I did I gave it to a friend who was with me that wanted
bloggerheads
I have a similar picture from the day I quit drinking. Same title.
WillAWillowEverWalllow
I’m glad to see that it came with a stretcher.
ffilm
Watch out - you can get a DUI for operating a wheelbarrow while drunk.
highlifefin
That's barely half full.
fuckyeahilikevodka
I’m coming over
CaptainBlacklung
It's obvious they did not let you pick top shelf......
ActionJohnnie
Buy new trashcan and wash it. Pour all liquor into it. Add cheap fruit punch, ice and fruit cocktail. Party
jmmoore6535772
I’ll be over at 7 OP, tonight we sippin!
bourbonandbaddecisions
Looks like cheap hooch. Recommend mixing in large tub with various concentrated fruit juices.
slidewhistlesymphony
Looks more exciting than a meat raffle!
Bethem909
I won a meat raffle at a VFW once and the old folks were very unhappy with me.
slidewhistlesymphony
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_raffle
Dogchimp
I had to debate clicking the link for a solid 2 minutes
dirtehscandi
Risky click of the day
CALsHero09
If that mason jar is "American" s9mething malt, do not drink it. It tastes like a flat four loko. Its just gross.
KinseiNibs
Man, not even the drunk who drank on the job would take that stuff.
prfesser
"Legal moonshine, guaranteed aged less than 30 days" on the label. Fully agree.
FuryDivine
I drink liquor to blackout... if i want somethin that tastes good I'll drink coolaid.
jfred325350
Hey, it’ll do in a pinch.
CALsHero09
I tried, and 2 different flavors. Peach being one of my favorite, i couldnt even drink it all. Id gag just smelling it.
ashtonn4
The label looks like an apple pie moonshine were have
AnAmericanDownUnder
Also known as the only alcohol that mixes with cream soda. And turns into the most wonderful apple pie drink.
CALsHero09
The actual moonshine one is good. So is the one with cherries in it. The malt liquor one is awful.
Tyanet
I was thinking the same thing. Looks like Midnight moon apple moonshine.
sometimespeopleeatpoop
Midnight moon has more squared bottles iirc - source, VA liquor store employee for 3 years
TheDelano
So first place prize was alcoholism?
RepresentativeOfNorway
I am an alcoholic so if i drink more and get alcoholism it will cancel themselves out!
asm80dfa8sdfj
Or you might end up with the dreaded double alcoholism
fumblingblind
Alcoholism squared
o0Tektite0o
But...whats in the jar? Broth?
slidewhistlesymphony
Moonshine.
o0Tektite0o
Oh..okay didn't know that you can buy them in these jars...thnaks
BigTruckRegularPenis
It's fairly new. They're all fruity & sweet. I'm not a fan of them. Apple pie, pumpkin spice, stuff like that.
LeadByBadExample
That sounds horrible. Truly horrible.
BigTruckRegularPenis
The one I tried was awful. Pumpkin pie. Wife liked it and mixed it with vodka and ginger ale.
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
Op for the next 2 weeks
xIKommanderIx
UddersofJustice
Rip
YesICanHearYouClemFandangoooo
Ugh, rookie.
fatmanandthrobbin
Fuck off, Lahey
Spoonheadflat
See how the shit clings to the air, Randy??
KetchupChips1982
HeinzVigVelvenTrainerOfDolphin
I have become the liquor Randy!
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Listen Rando... You gotta buy some shit tickets if you want to win the shit raffle.
BreakfastShots
Just a little drinky-poo.
NeatoBuilds
How did they film that
chippyjackson
The liquor was actually tea.
HonestlyHereForFun
They took a camera and pressed the record button ????
Eluria
Jesus Christ.
extremisttt
Nothing is more entertaining on that show than Jim chugging the liquor in one shot. A treasure.
just4thelolz
*2 days
FluentPenguin
As someone from Scotland, that’s enough for a whole night.
LionOfRome
As a Brit; paddy's drink better than you
RobertNAdams
As an American: mom, uncle Scotty, pls no fight ;_;
LionOfRome
Go to your room you little shit *throws shoe*
algoth00r
Finland here concurs. Maybe couple drinks to steady my hand the next morn.
LordLink77
No amount of liquor is enough for the liquor captain himself!
Thearchitectofyourdemise
As someone from Ireland, I think this might just about cover pre drinks. Come on Scotland, I thought you guys were better than that.
FluentPenguin
We’re in the midst of a cocaine epidemic. Bare with us lad
TheApexSavage
I REALLY want an audio recording of a Scottish person on cocaine.
FluentPenguin
“YaCuntMateThisGearsEhFuckinMazinASwearMateGetMareItsFuckinPower” is a brief idea
NaturalbornChemist
Oh my days this would be so fucking illegal in Finland.
Bman1988
In Norway too.
jfred325350
Why?
NaturalbornChemist
The law with alcohol is more than custodial here. The govermentally owned monopoly to sell drinks with over 5.5-V% doesnt help either.
ManicMDMechanic
Can you pop over to Sweden and buy some?
Selerox
Is that why you all fuck off to Estonia to buy vodka?
NaturalbornChemist
Indeed, and the funniest thing is that finnish drinks are cheaper there.
ChefExcellence
It's only illegal if you get caught.
VodkaReindeer
It does/did happen still in workplaces though.
NaturalbornChemist
That it does, but having a vodkalottery organized by Alko is a whole different ballgame.
cocovangogh
Could you please tell me what episode that gif is from? I'm intrigued about it's context.
Cruxador
If you go by foot on the ferry it's easy to get away with though, they only really check vehicles.
ztaale
Ilegal in Norway aswell, we still have wine raffles at work tho ????
Bman1988
Correct
RepresentativeOfNorway
Yeah, "ilegal" i totaly dont enter vinmonopolet's surpluss raffles held only for high ranking officials...
ztaale
Haha, save a spot for me if u can
catamenia
Illegal here in (at least some parts of) Canada too
underageotters
I'm in Ontario and it's illegal here but it's a law that's hard to enforce as these things usually take place at private functions.
CanadianPhil
I've never heard of this. Is it an east coast thing I'm guessing? You're allowed to raffle booze here.
catamenia
No, I'm in BC. By law you can't give booze away as a prize.
CanadianPhil
First time I've ever heard of that! Weird.
Ootandabootehh
You must not be from Alberta. :P
owloutside
True that. All of our work raffles have booze prices and the company gives us all wine as Christmas gifts year. I'm in Edmonton.
Ootandabootehh
Banff here. :) Hello neighbour!
foamerMD
All jokes aside, wtf is illegal about it? Slavic man asking from Australia
Timmy79
I assume either giving alcohol away for free, or having it as a prize. I think giving alcohol away is illegal in Ireland, but raffle is okay
RockPapersBeer
Wait, do you guys still have that governmental alcohol monopoly?
NaturalbornChemist
Yes sir. There has been a few reforms to ease the legislation on alcohol but the monopoly is still very much on the drivers seat.
SparkyShowers
Washington state in the US used to have a liquor monopoly, good thing was you could search the state's inventory to find anything you wanted
SparkyShowers
And the prices were the same anywhere in the state as were the sales. Bad part was that the taxes on the "cheap" liquor were much higher.
thorkun
Still? Why would it have changed? As a swede I quite like the system. Not like you NEED to be able to buy hard liquor after 6.
IntelliSlap
You are also incredibly unlikely to die of a alchol related traffic accident, I'd say it's worth it.
NaturalbornChemist
Yeah you can always plan ahead and the drunks know when you can get that sweet sweet ethanol. But i dont see the harm if you could //
NaturalbornChemist
Buy wine with your shoppings, lets say in Saturday evening.
IswearIthoughtshewas18
in finland you can buy up to 15% in stores, Sweden 3.5%. works good tbh
gayerthanacavscout
I’m so glad the government is there to save you from making choices for yourself.
thorkun
Yeah how will I ever survive not being able to buy a box of wine after 6 on a weekday!? The horror! I am so opressed!
wadatahmydamie
In like five or ten years, you’ll look back on stuff like this that you used to say and cringe.
wetfeet
I see you are unfamiliar with both sarcasm and freedom. You must be from that shit country between France and the Netherlands.
Fuckimgurcunts
Or maybe some of us hate being regulated because the government has to protect morons
gayerthanacavscout
You seem to think I’m young and new to these ideas. I’m crusty, married, mortgaged, and still want to be responsible for my own decisions.