CrunchyJewBag
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It can't get any more Russian
WrathOfLust
A ton of Ukraine here :)
SeaHutch
It's startling the similarities between the "weird" side of Russia and the "weird" side of the States.
diz45ta
ёптить, сколько ж дебилов в стране родной.
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
They all look so sleep deprived. Like, unhealthily sleep deprived.
Waztoes
All these people look drunk, inbred or both.
BigisDickis
txsmiley1
I very much want to find out what the grey slacks guy suffers from and donate money to find the cure.
wellnoshit
Twist: Its Portland Oregon
itskDn
I spat out my oj you fucker! +1
HaroldTheHappyGiraffe
Nah. Not pretentious enough.
thelazergoespewpew416
Vodka...check. Crazy eyes...check. Squat... check. Adidas anything...check. Yup, Russia
IOnlyGiveBadAdvice
Stay Classy: Russian Edition
NippleOrigami
Being from Alabama I feel comfortable with these post. Moon....that spells Russia.
fe1od1or
As a Russian, can confirm.
SGTMcTicklePics
I give this 1 potato for trade of capitalist currency
SockMonkeyRiot
Adidas the official sponsor of Russia
CitizenDickbag
Which is a bit ironic, as adidas is a German company.
aggresivesnuggler
The last picture is not of proper Slavs. Their heels are in the air
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
I've spent a couple yeafs in Afghanistan, yet Russia somehow seems so much dirtier.
Cheesesaveslives
So many of these photos make me uncomfortable
SantaCandyPadlockPeaceSpaceship
You mean like all the pressure on your knees from squatting right?
diabLoDesignz
Like #10. Is she dead or just drunk?
Vinegarpiss
Dead drunk but trying
Cheesesaveslives
Both
CliffHanger311
**scrolls back up, counts down 10, scroll to comments, sees someone wrote both, tries to think of whitty comment, decides to write this**
vaktrus
These kinds of images are usually called "cursed images" because of the off lighting and odd content.
BklynPunisher
Extremely odd!
Jeobold
I wanna make that fish/boat thing... But I don't own a tracksuit
Gargusuz
That fish was cool I think. But probably you need to be a gopnik to be able to make that
bigpuma
Whats up with the carpets on the walls
TechPriest97
I'm guessing for warmth and insulation?
Gargusuz
It's tradition but probably originated from insulation
mausylaura
Eastern countries tradition. Sign of wealth.
ElBivo
Doesn't Ivan want to get into the carpet biz in A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich?
mikeemoo2071
'I fear that the effects of Chernobyl may be getting worse, comrade'
ArmondotheBiologist
Im honestly so glad im not russian.
Ninjadel
Your missing out.
itwastimetostoplurking
Honestly even that sounds better than being Russian!
glamdringwielder
Me too. But that's because I'm gay. I would totally drink vodka and slav squat all day.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
MaxMega42
How are they a superpower?
wantondisregard
Quantity moreso than quality
Iheartnishiki
The USSR was a superpower. Modern Russia - not so much..
debunker
The US is considered a superpower. Have you ever been to a Walmart there?
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
What is it with russia and wall carpets?
KellyLark
Same as with adidas - old wealthness habit that is not so welthy anymore but it's tradition tho
tablecat
They really tie the room together
ElBivo
I like your style
goodbicycle
Never put any thought into it before now, but yeah what the fuck is up with that? Rugs are for the floor, weirdos.
LordNoodles
It's cold
TotallyRealHuman
The habit of hanging carpets on the wall became a common practice during the Soviet times. 1/2
TotallyRealHuman
The idea behind it is unclear, but one can only speculate that insulation was the main reasoning. 2/2
KellyLark
wallpapers were in deficit, + noise/cold isolation, + prosperity sign because of high price (often as expencive wedding gifts), no secrets.
EscapedLewdist
TIL Russian Rednecks are just as retarded as American Rednecks, the only difference is the business attire.
LordNoodles
From Carrhart to Adidas
tyman333
The "Rednecks" of Russia
diz45ta
Thats totally correct
ThatRussian
There's at least one photo from Ukraine there. Probably more than that. Also some possibly from Kazakhstan.
jweenypwee
American rednecks are James Fucking Bond compared to their Russian counterparts...
Blork123
You and I must know some different rednecks. Some of those pics look all too familiar.
Doczomb
That fishboat tho.
ToeThumbs
Exactly! And is it a contest? Are there 13 other horrifying entries? Was this one the winner?
Praealtus
TIL In Soviet Russia your neck can be red.
tofudisan
What's with the squatting? Is that supposed to be gangster?
c0smoboy
When it's dirty, you just squat
DummPatz
I would believe they are
kingpedro
Dima Squatting*
frenchcuisine
It is actually the best posture for one's back. Chairs are the devil's greater work.
Muddskipper2
Slav squat
valarjk
But there are some intruders in these pictures. Some dont do a proper slav squat
ProjectDA
western spies
debunker
Here is a proper explanation: That's not why. Here is a proper explanation: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Slavs-squat
TheOtto
more "hood" than gangster. it's the iconic slav squat
tablecat
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Slavs-squat
elbischediester
Its gangsta attitude an the fact that poor people have tho pee or shit in holes
WillDrug
That's a hoax
TechPriest97
Someone on Reddit said its because they used to squat a lot as kids to not get their clothes dirty and because they used to shit in holes.
forgetthisnoise
you and @debunker seems like a more serious and better answer. Well done guys.
debunker
Pretty much. Here is a proper explanation: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Slavs-squat
ratfinkfuck
Sorta! It comes from prison culture. Gopniks wanna look like they spent time inside so they imitate those who did. Just kinda stuck.
malakim
Nope. Comes mainly from the fact that there are no friggin' benches anywhere, so people squat.The alternative would be sitting on the ground
debunker
That's not why. Here is a proper explanation: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Slavs-squat
Mycologics
What's a gopnik?
MemeDissector
slav chavs
WillDrug
That's perfect, I now know how to explain what chavs are to my wife xD
darthvetter13
Slav white trash, for Americans.
XanCrews
The pronunciation of this is fucky.
MemeDissector
depends where you're from really.
minionmi
Just like Sean Bean, I want it to rhyme so bad.
cocoakoumori
Slav and chav do indeed rhyme so you'd be in luck ;)
WillDrug
It does