Russia is the motherland

Sep 9, 2016 3:55 AM

CrunchyJewBag

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It can't get any more Russian

A ton of Ukraine here :)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's startling the similarities between the "weird" side of Russia and the "weird" side of the States.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ёптить, сколько ж дебилов в стране родной.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They all look so sleep deprived. Like, unhealthily sleep deprived.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All these people look drunk, inbred or both.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

quintessential Russia

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I very much want to find out what the grey slacks guy suffers from and donate money to find the cure.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twist: Its Portland Oregon

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

I spat out my oj you fucker! +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. Not pretentious enough.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Vodka...check. Crazy eyes...check. Squat... check. Adidas anything...check. Yup, Russia

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stay Classy: Russian Edition

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being from Alabama I feel comfortable with these post. Moon....that spells Russia.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Russian, can confirm.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I give this 1 potato for trade of capitalist currency

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Adidas the official sponsor of Russia

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Which is a bit ironic, as adidas is a German company.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last picture is not of proper Slavs. Their heels are in the air

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've spent a couple yeafs in Afghanistan, yet Russia somehow seems so much dirtier.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So many of these photos make me uncomfortable

10 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 0

You mean like all the pressure on your knees from squatting right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like #10. Is she dead or just drunk?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Dead drunk but trying

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

**scrolls back up, counts down 10, scroll to comments, sees someone wrote both, tries to think of whitty comment, decides to write this**

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These kinds of images are usually called "cursed images" because of the off lighting and odd content.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Extremely odd!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna make that fish/boat thing... But I don't own a tracksuit

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That fish was cool I think. But probably you need to be a gopnik to be able to make that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whats up with the carpets on the walls

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing for warmth and insulation?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's tradition but probably originated from insulation

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eastern countries tradition. Sign of wealth.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doesn't Ivan want to get into the carpet biz in A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'I fear that the effects of Chernobyl may be getting worse, comrade'

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Im honestly so glad im not russian.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Your missing out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly even that sounds better than being Russian!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too. But that's because I'm gay. I would totally drink vodka and slav squat all day.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forgot one

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How are they a superpower?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Quantity moreso than quality

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The USSR was a superpower. Modern Russia - not so much..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The US is considered a superpower. Have you ever been to a Walmart there?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is it with russia and wall carpets?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same as with adidas - old wealthness habit that is not so welthy anymore but it's tradition tho

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They really tie the room together

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like your style

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never put any thought into it before now, but yeah what the fuck is up with that? Rugs are for the floor, weirdos.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's cold

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The habit of hanging carpets on the wall became a common practice during the Soviet times. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The idea behind it is unclear, but one can only speculate that insulation was the main reasoning. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

wallpapers were in deficit, + noise/cold isolation, + prosperity sign because of high price (often as expencive wedding gifts), no secrets.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL Russian Rednecks are just as retarded as American Rednecks, the only difference is the business attire.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From Carrhart to Adidas

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "Rednecks" of Russia

10 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

Thats totally correct

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's at least one photo from Ukraine there. Probably more than that. Also some possibly from Kazakhstan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American rednecks are James Fucking Bond compared to their Russian counterparts...

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 31

You and I must know some different rednecks. Some of those pics look all too familiar.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That fishboat tho.

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Exactly! And is it a contest? Are there 13 other horrifying entries? Was this one the winner?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TIL In Soviet Russia your neck can be red.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's with the squatting? Is that supposed to be gangster?

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 3

When it's dirty, you just squat

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I would believe they are

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dima Squatting*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is actually the best posture for one's back. Chairs are the devil's greater work.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Slav squat

10 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

But there are some intruders in these pictures. Some dont do a proper slav squat

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

western spies

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Here is a proper explanation: That's not why. Here is a proper explanation: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Slavs-squat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

more "hood" than gangster. it's the iconic slav squat

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Its gangsta attitude an the fact that poor people have tho pee or shit in holes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That's a hoax

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone on Reddit said its because they used to squat a lot as kids to not get their clothes dirty and because they used to shit in holes.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

you and @debunker seems like a more serious and better answer. Well done guys.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty much. Here is a proper explanation: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Slavs-squat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorta! It comes from prison culture. Gopniks wanna look like they spent time inside so they imitate those who did. Just kinda stuck.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Nope. Comes mainly from the fact that there are no friggin' benches anywhere, so people squat.The alternative would be sitting on the ground

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not why. Here is a proper explanation: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Slavs-squat

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's a gopnik?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

slav chavs

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

That's perfect, I now know how to explain what chavs are to my wife xD

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Slav white trash, for Americans.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The pronunciation of this is fucky.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

depends where you're from really.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just like Sean Bean, I want it to rhyme so bad.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slav and chav do indeed rhyme so you'd be in luck ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It does

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0