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INGREDIENTS: ⠀
11 strawberries⠀
1 7-inch round sponge cake⠀
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STRAWBERRY JELLY:⠀
5 ounces strawberries, quartered⠀
1 1/2 tablespoons granulated sugar⠀
1/2 tablespoon powdered gelatin plus 1 tablespoon water⠀
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LEMON GELATIN:⠀
1 3/4 cups water⠀
3 tablespoons granulated sugar⠀
5 sheet gelatin, soaked in ice water⠀
1/3 cup lemon juice⠀
2 tablespoons honey⠀
Gold leaf, optional⠀
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WHIPPED CREAM:⠀
3/4 tablespoon granulated sugar⠀
1/2 tablespoon cherry fruit brandy⠀
3/4 cup heavy cream⠀
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STEPS:⠀
In a 7-inch round cake pan, add the sponge cake round. Line with whole strawberries. Set aside.⠀
In a food processor, add strawberry jelly ingredients and blend to combine.⠀
Line a 4-inch round cake pan with plastic wrap. Pour in the strawberry jelly mixture and cool until hardened.⠀
In a mixing bowl, add sugar, cherry brandy and heavy cream. Allow to sit for 8 minutes, then whip to soft peaks. Top set strawberry jelly with a layer of whipped cream and cool in freezer until set.⠀
In a saucepan over medium heat, add water and sugar. Add soaked sheet gelatin and allow to melt. Stir to combine. Add lemon juice, honey and gold leaf and stir until combined. Pour one-third of the gelatin mixture overtop of the sponge cake layer. Add the set strawberry jelly, and cover cake with remaining gelatin mixture.⠀
Place in refrigerator until set. Remove from mold. Add garnishes and serve.⠀
Vaninja
Urgh..the 70s called they want their recipe back
beaubrent
The clear bit looks like random fat, not very appetising.
Respond
That honestly looks disgusting.
SuperBekah86
But does it taste good?
Nommy86
Asking the real question
AzgarOgly
I think is tastes way better than it looks. At least if you are into gelatin.
AutomatedLady
I think that would look amazing with some edible gold flecks suspended in the lemon jello.
Salai
fun fact: gelantine is pork skin
somnif
And bones! Lots of bones get used.
storebrandproductmascot
That thing where you crack your egg into a tiny bowl, then empty the tiny bowl into the pot? Do people actually do that?
bigbootybigfoot
I do but I'm terrible at cracking eggs.
storebrandproductmascot
Me neither, but I'd rather fish a couple pieces of shell out of the pot than have to wash another dish. Strategic laziness.
Strongharbour432
Is it good?
TruffleOilFarmer
iamthemadz
Leave the gelatin in the 50s where it belongs.
BarefootScoundrel
~Don't just put hot water in your liquidiser! Most aren't made from heatproof plastic.
Larirari
Gonna be making this.
W92Baj
What is this, the 1970s?
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
InappropriateObservation
Anything with a slab of clear gelatin is an instant no from me
M4nFle5h
What is the thing with Jello? It is disgusting if you ask me.
thiswillnotmakesense
jessticular
Lots of work for something that looks gross.
PlatypusInterrobang
Ah yes, round sponge cake, let me just grab one from my pantry
Larirari
I couldn't find even a boxed mix for spongecake, ended up buying Sara Lee pound cake and making it into my pan through force and cutting.
Embronyx
That doesn't look good at all...
twowhat
Paul and Mary would kick you out of the tent for that
Vaninja
Paul and Prue now
sporange
What happened to Mary? As an American I don't get to watch the newest episodes while they are still new.
ThereWereProblemsAndAFewDeathsWereInvolved
Gotta wait for the showstopper!
cheeseburgersmakemehorny
Why?
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Soggy bottom
AlceCosmico
So... basically a trifle then
OKiluvUBuhBai
talos2
That does not look tasty.
Irishqt4ever
11 Strawberrys. Not 10, not 12. 11.
kholli
You know it's luxurious b/c of the gold.
drakewarnock
It looks like head cheese but with all the pork replaced with strawberries
classybroad
That's pretty much exactly what it is.
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
Instructions unclear, I just did a strawberry puree enema while in a jello bath. Send help
SpanWolf
No you did it correctly, more correct than OP.
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
ಠ_ಠ
Flibbityjibbit
PirateFroglet
Can't get out from the slippery jello?
slappyJo
Guess you got the basics.Just continue on with the gold leaf,honey and whipped cream and ya pretty much got it.
TheGalaxyTG
Doesn't sound like you need help.
PirateFroglet
Except might be too slippery to get out.
AliBarber
I'm on my way, give me one too please
Icantbelieveitsnotskepticism
Replace that gelatin mess with cheesecake filling and you got yourself a deal.
ZimGenzko
Or not because I do want to eat cake but I don’t want to work out more to get rid of that tasty cheese.
DooksandPooks
Yup
BlackoutAU
You could blend the strawberries with some milk, then pasteurise the mix while adding some gelatin. This will get you a strawberry 1/
BlackoutAU
panna cotta cake once you put everything together and set it. 2/2
Bartholomeo
You sir/madam, got yourself a deal !
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KyleBeach
In the words of kids these days, yaaaaaaaaasssssssssss
kungfusansu
AphoticNiveous
WizardProphet
Slaaaayyy Bitch! Am I doing this correctly?
LaziestGoodBoii
replace the sponge cake with dough, strawberries with pepperoni, jelly with tomato sauce, gelatine with mozzarella. u got yerself a deal
iamthemadz
What do we call it?
IJustWantedToChimeln
Doughpepperonitomatosaucemozzarella-Mc-Replacement face.
Predacane35
while I'm sure that would taste better, it wouldn't be as interesting to look at.
CondescendingCunt
Cakes are for mouth stuffin', fucknugget.
ABlindman1
Challenge accepted, I shall procure ingredients and attempt sunday/Monday possibly
JoeTheMadScientist
Dodot
SkinWalkerPRConsultant
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GitteBurger
What happened with the cake?
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Trecares
. Why not.
Ivan0089
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MixmasterX28
Holy Fuck yes .
LlamaEaters
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HodgeNPodge
Honestly it all looked delicious until the clear jelly part...
cousteau
Guess you could use jello too.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
I’d rather have a proper trifle. With loads of cream and custard
mattchew55b
It reminds me of that bullistic jelly they make dummies to shoot with. I kept expecting a bullet to Lodge in the side.
OffLikeDumkopf
As someone with a food dye allergy, I appreciate the omission of dayglow colored Jell-O. Cheesecake sounds good though!
Jammiepak
Reminds an old English lad of the shit bit in a pork pie between the yummy pastry and amazing meat filling.
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
FUCK U! PORK STOCK JELLY IS FUCKING AMAZING YOU BELLEND!
phatkitty420
THE GELATIN MAKES IT WHAT IT IS
gutwrenchinglyfunnyusername
That stuff always reminds me of dog food.
Predacane35
Really? I think it looks weird and different. I'd try it.
PanEdaCat
I’ve never understood the jello fascination. Who has the great desire to ruin food like this?!
MaddingtonFair
I think it used to be a "fancy" method of preserving food (see aspic).
Firebirdsroost
I believe because in order to make Jello you needed a fridge. Which at one point was SUPER fancy. Jello was basically bragging rights.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Hey I like jello bub. In seriousness though a lot of cultures like the consistency way more than Americans.
PanEdaCat
I like jello too, just not memorializing other foods inside of it.
hotdudecurator
Yeah, Americans are usually very chewy.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
I'm flattered!
hotdudecurator
You should be, my hot dude friend!