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FP Edit: Oh wow, front page. Thanks everyone. Don't send nudes, just do what Bill and Ted said, be excellent to each other.
TheRealBigChungus
If this were a shifted reality, i’d have received some nudes by now.
Gundarian
I am telling you. Everything break when David Bowie passed away!
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It doesn't... buurrpb ..matter Morty, there are infinite realities
maaaaans
This post aged like milk
Kilsim1v
C137B. Fuck those guys
vagabondmedic
Didn't this occur in 2008? Huh... Must have been Obama's fault!
Gophucyourself
Hey op, go phuc yourself
BeatyMeaty
Elpsykagro
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
This is definitely the darkest timeline
malurt
Trump did get elected...
GuessWho7197
Wait, I don't recall this happening. Could... Could that mean I didn't exist until after this happened? Is my entire life a lie?
elethomel
it's more likely you just didn't see the news story before it was swept away in the tide of other trivialities
ReverseTrapTsukasa
ISeeWhatIDidThere
You know how people are always saying "There's a parallel universe where..." Well maybe we ARE that parallel universe...
RayGiIIette
Yeah. I first noticed it when N Korea successfully fired a missile.
GoChaca
That profile pic tho...
frenchdavid50
We are in the dankest timeline, where someone was memed to the US presidency.
MiasmaCorrigan
What's with that avatar
CinnamonAnemone
This is my new favorite fan theory
trippintherift
SkyrimIsForTheNord
El psy congroo
jduvilla
If there was a reality shift we wouldn't know, right? It'd still be our reality so we wouldn't sense a shift.
TheBlackWindHowls
Are we not going to talk about his profile picture?
SoiledFool
jfc, just noticed, hahaha
MinervaSways
The LHC overloaded??
SirSage
Yes, it was shut down to work on upgrades.
Eeko390
No. It was shutdown to work on upgrades.
StormCrow71
In another alternate reality.
OlliHJ
We need to accept that this is the darkest timeline
Osarphi
Oh, no. We can go much darker. Maybe even try for grimdark !
PartyManimal
Hot..... Hot hot hot....
PianoMan2112
Just read this to my SO: She got scared, her eyes bugged out, & she yelled "FUCK OFF, [me]! JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
PianoMan2112
...followed shortly by "You got that off imgur, didn't you?"
holdingthephone
Toomuchbrew
This just blew my mind. I think there could be something here. At least I feel slightly better for the possibility.
IronMarla
'...it's fake.' 'Yeah. But it helps me feel better.'
AlextheLion
Do you feel better because a different reality is brighter or because you hope one day we will take over that reality?
Jinobe
Well... that wouldn't work because we shifted into the darkest timeline everything would go wrong. Duh.
Toomuchbrew
Yes
HipingPipingBucketofSpaghettiOs
Agreed. This is the darkest timeline.
DerlockeMolmes
Oh god let's hope...
LostInTheRedMoonlight
racist
schmonday
You're forgetting the universe where you're now Trump's best friend, trying fruitlessly to convince him to stop doing crazy shit.
SpacePizzaFuture
I should have caught the die
Gyinagal
Nice reference
aSillyApple
The timeline God Abandoned
vegetariangardener
SHIT. I wanted the dankest timeline...guess I'll have to try again...
TheRealTimelineIsTheDarkestTimeline
Think my username is relevant
SoSpiceGuy
shmekie
I sincerely doubt it
NotTomBrady
For real though. This timeline is good if you're objective about human progress. The present always seems worse than it is.
shmekie
Totally. We've made progress on a long timeline. But my point is i can imagine a MUCH worse world than ours.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I mean, you don't need to LHC to malfunction for multiple realities to exist. They probably do that all on their own.
nesurame
remember that movie where Sinbad played a Genie? I almost picture it in my mind, but the only evidence is a hidden photoshop from like 2004.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
We're just in the one(s) where we elected Trump. There are theoretically infinite ones where Trump never existed.
YUARIAN
Those lucky bastard
EvolvedLurker
Yeah but in some Hitler never lost the war.
WinstonChurchmountain
If the theory is true of infinite universes with infinite outcomes, is there not a universe where the theory is false?
SchrodingersGinger
No.
ToTheLastDrop
No, a universe exists in a set of universes called a multiverse. It's like saying "Isn't there an egg without a carton of eggs inside?"
pyrrhlis
Nope, there are rules. Can’t negate that law, can’t cross over, etc.
WinstonChurchmountain
Except for the part where our universe (or any other) has never followed human rules, because it's a strong independent black woman.
technobass
Berestein Bears phenomenon explained
mplslov3ly
Berenstein....
devilsbitch
Idk if you care but the name of the phenomena is the Mandela effect
stabbykittyy
Kit-Kat or KitKat...
ChiefMasterCaptainofTheSkyforce
You mean Berestain Bears right?
wxrld
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
Holy shit
RachTrap
That's the Mandella effect.
ringoswonkyeye
It’s actually berenstain and I hate it.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Careful. Some people actually believe that. It's like Flat Earthers, more seem to be popping up each year.
dhulqarnayn
But the earth is flat in the Berenstein universe...
SigynRose
Or if you grew up in North or South Dakota they were "Matho Waunsila Thiwahe"
DevonGronka
Wait, wasn't it the Bearstein bears?
DevonGronka
I mean, like isn't that they whole joke in the name? They are bears from the family of bear...
LegoK9
It's Berenstein! And it's not Berenstein, it's Berenstain!
OnePotatoTwoPotatoThreePotatoFloor
Is it also pronounced Froderick?
SigynRose
And Eye-gor
boneclawmother
I did a research study on this last year. Both makes your brain hurt and makes you lose all faith in humanity after awhile.
DaOutlaw
I remember it as the Mandela Bears and a south African named Nelson Berenstein died in prison.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Since when did it not have an "n"?!
technobass
My bad
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
For anyone not aware, that was a joke. A bad joke, but still a joke.
technobass
TheRealGowron
Berestein Bears are the shit.
bitchinmona
IX
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
https://i.redd.it/q7olxxiy1cmz.jpg
rockycoolcatjr
https://youtu.be/YGgUrj10HdM Educate yourself with my fav man
Icecreaman
The angry video game nerd covers stain/stein directectly as well, another source is video game dunkey. On mobile or I'd go find the videos
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
I come from a future where something has clearly changed this again since it's Bearenstaein Bears.
LiddellSuite
Its Stain. The authours are Stan and Jan Berenstain, and the Stein copies are most likely knock offs.
Italipino
That's what the want you to believe man.
triscuit3000
Actually saw some old plushes where the logo on the tag was spelled correctly, but then their names under that were wrong.
Youmustconstructadditionalpylonss
We are from the original universe, some copies came over when the universes merged. Only plausible explanation.
ResplendentCassowary
I know you're joking, but it's dumb. Please desist.
flikrdoodles
Or supply lines for even the simplest products involve potentially hundreds of people who can fuck up.
Feldspartacus
The cartoons pronounced it "stein" too, so it stuck in people's heads
PwnageHobo
I am also from the original universe
pleasedownvotemycomments
Get outta here you normie
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
I always thought it was Bernstein bears. Guess I’m from universe 6
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Me too!! Eeey~!!
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
https://i.redd.it/q7olxxiy1cmz.jpg
StringNotFound
It was Berenstain. People just forgot or never noticed to begin with.
Toderdj
Get out of here alternative reality man.
StringNotFound
It's spelled "royality". Good ford man, read a Jamctionrary.
QuantumSupersexposition
My hypothesis: Uni 1 & 2 collapsed. The memories from You¹ & You² merged. So some of us remember things specific to U¹ more strongly than U²
killer10347
Is that why some people deny the holocaust and say Hitler did nothing wrong?
ShamnusMcfee
My hypothesis: People are dipshits and a bunch of kids didn't actually read through the fancy script name 'Berenstain' and assumed it was
ShamnusMcfee
'Berenstein' or 'Berstein' because wtf kind of name is 'Berenstain'
trigonman3
The Ellis Island kind.
TRPGexplain
There are examples of toy tags with BOTH spellings.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
I come from a future where something has clearly changed this again since it's Bearenstaein Bears.
stev231
There's a lot of kids who were corrected by adults who teach reading using either pronunciation, confusion ensues.
GlassCannon570
So I'm from Uni 3, or Euclid 1 as we called it ourselves.
internity
Username checks out.
RealCameleer
i think i didnt get merged correctly since my mom and sister are saying words that they apparently say all the time 1/2
RealCameleer
and ive never heard the words before and they are trying to convince me that its really common to say them
GiraffeLoveImgur
what are the words?
AngryFennec
Someone posted an old official book cover recently with both spellings on it.
AngryFennec
https://imgur.com/t/mandela_effect/B4sVg found it, turns out it wasn't a book.
Weentit
someone went all out to go back and attempt to clear-up that mess.
707isL0Lupsidedown
First time watching a few YouTube vids of Mandela effect blew my mind
PugTrashcan
Or maybe Barry Allen fucked up the timeline again
SederHishtalshelus
Maybe Barry Allen's a fucking fictional comic book hero. I'm sorry I'm not normally like this
Espurranza
Goddammit Barry.
BartholomewHenryAllen
My apologies.
FastestBearAlive
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN AND I AM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE. WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD MY MOM WAS KILLED BY A YELLOW GUY. NOT AN ASIAN BUT A GUY...
FastestBearAlive
DRESSED IN YELLOW CLOTHES
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
And we are living in the one he abandoned
swanch
god damn it Barry!
madwookie
Dammit, Barry.
TheBlackWindHowls
If there are infinite universes, like actually infinite universes... then there's one where comic books are just illustrated history books.
yuefairchild
Welcome to Hypercrisis.
IAmYourGodNow
and one where the stuff in comics is real, and there are fantasy comics detailing the events of our universe!
ThatQuietlySmirking
In the first Barry Allen Flash comics, he took his name from the Flash of Earth-Two, who was a comic character in his Earth. (1/2)
ThatQuietlySmirking
The writer of those comics was having dreams of the exploits of E2 Flash and writing them as comics. (2/2)
RheaButt
It really depends on if there are still certain laws they universally have to abide by
andergriff
I hope not.
TheBlackWindHowls
Like a superuniversal set of laws that govern the functioning of biological matter or something? We'll probably never know in our lifetimes.
RheaButt
My main point is that if in every universe life is still just a collection of atoms like here, we aren't gonna see superpowers and spells-
RheaButt
-in other universes because that would require life to be seen, in the universes eye, as something more and supernatural
Chefskills911
Fenderzilla
Or maybe Woody Allen fucked his daughter again.
ozaaza
AZRAELSBLADE
Fucking Barry
Groznek
God fucking dammit barry we've been over this
MrHumberfloob
MrRandom314159
You assume it was meant to.
EvolvedLurker
Lol love this
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lljkrevol
Wally > Barry
menshi
Thank you.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
menshi
TheVoiceOfMorganFreeman
Freaking speedsters.
Palfrost
As a non-native speaker, that noun never felt right. It is also funny if you're a native? I mean I can't stay serious every time they say it
nullbr
Better than jumpers, I fucking hate jumpers
PugTrashcan
Fucking speedsters.
AliBarber
I try but they're too quick
trigonman3