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Aug 28, 2017 8:00 PM
sediment25
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GoochoLibre
I saw a meat splint at first. Roll that bitch around the broken limb, tighten your belt around it. Profit.
rssplowman
meat *curtain*
duhrick
This is probably the happiest that dude has ever been.
BlaneStrickland
CidColetti
Roll it all together its one slim jim. I say go for it. Sure you won't shit for a month but that'll be tasty.
byllman
Ahh... to die happy and constipated.
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Embrace the meat....eat the meat....BE THE MEAT
Cocacoladinosaur
Your mom is.
DakotaWolf
DumbledoresDingleberries
The ad below this when I first swiped said "what would Jesus do?" and I thought it was part of the post.
KaJuN
That would make a fine defense against this pork sword
SheDevilinaSnuggie
As a graduation/birthday gift I bought my buddy a 3lb pack of thick cut peppered bacon, and his favorite vodka. He looked this happy too.
LegendaryKatman
I mean this in a completely non-judgmental way... he looks like the kind of guy who would get excited about a meat blanket.
CloseupCaptionReaction
realmdweller
ohaibai
Like a kid on Christmas.
peachesforme
wait. where is this. i see kettle chips. that means this might be in my range. i want a meat blanket
jonescreek
Ah Tillamook
G10rgos7
Droewors?
RussianSilence13
Mom can I please buy it?
AlexxStratten
Where can I get that? How much?
alrightok
He has found the perfect blanket
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
I'm guessing Wisconsin
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Agreed. That looks like what my dad brings home after his deer gets processed.
DrLivingstoneIpresume
The only acceptable way to post a selfie on Imgur
Burke616
"Stop. You had me at meat tornado."
eduardoluizsoaresoliveira3
Not kosher
Balisarius
In the UK we can only buy beef jerky in small packs of tiny square cuts. And its relatively expensive. This makes me sad.
WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming
Make your own. It's pretty easy and definitely cheaper... there are instructions and recipes online...
Balisarius
Really? Huh. Cool. I shall look into it! Cheers!
Rhesto
I need dis
wadenelson1
GOD WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY!!!!
Memes4Cheap
native americans were eating shit like that all the time before we came and fixed it
sonofTK421
whatbuttondoipush
What a county! http://www.comedycouch.com/images/interview_photos/yakov3.jpg
duhrick
wellofmimir
That face. That is the face of a man who found enlightenment through beef curtains. And this vatiety won't cost him his house.
MrNohbdy
Oh come on. 6 hours and nobody mentions "vatiety"?
DeliciousMeatCurtains
As have I. One more to see the light.
Un0riginalComment
I need a banana for scale
CptRobotNinja
I used to know a chick we called beef curtains....she was popular but on one was proud of it
sartago
Have you seen how expensive jerky is?
DildorTheMighty
That's probably at LEAST $50, but likely more. This is why I make my own jerky.
confuzzledtuna
Beef jerky is , slim Jim things are not!
czme
I never understood why beef jerky is so good damn expensive, it's not even that hard to make
Thornaxe
Regular meat has a lot of water. Jerky removes much of this prior to sale.
suhdudex
Because people buy it
Buckbeak1486
Yea. I've been-- and still am!-- craving it, but $7 for just a few strips is extortion!
coreyjayb
Heh.. beef curtains.
beefcurtain
You rang?
lithiummouse
Tehsyr
...oh my god...
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
How much $?
Bfizzle
tree fiddy
sediment25
It was only $10
jbilly90
Wtf
Howtogrowwood
I call bullshit, no way its 10
fishmeistercod
That's a fuckton of droewors for R150. I call shenanigans.
slyfox001
That looks like $75 worth easily
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
mehimbored
BigTruckRegularPenis
If this is you in the pic... I'll pay 25 you keep the rest for your time and shipping.
katychla
I need this in my life. Help fill me with meat, op
TheCoffeeliciousCaffeineAddict
Where? I want some beef jerky. I'll pay for you to send some.
imfredtri
Did you get it!?
therobisaur
Lies.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
jimmythehat1
No fucking way. I hope you bought a couple. where can I get one?
Somanyquestions
How big is it? Looks like a god 2-3 pounds easy.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Looks more like 5 pounds.
sunlight
So it's like 5-7% actual meat product?
whyDidthePartyStop
I would think so
brambleheart
at $10, it's 95% rectums, 4% salt, and 1% red number 5
rumandbass
I dunno if I'd eat that tbh. That should cost like $50
Ubiquitousdarkhumour
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??
Vagetarian
If you're taking orders, I'd be glad to pay (plus shipping to Michigan) for meat blankets. Winter is coming, after all..
AwaitingForYouAllInHell
Suspicious username...
Piepersonsmom
Vagitarian
dghammer
Why? A meat eater is a meat eater.
Vagetarian
I'm more of a licker, but this remains true.