Axeeel
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Keeping your vodka safe from intruders
May 12, 2017 5:57 PM
Axeeel
211989
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176
Dutchy890
Wouldn't stop me...
waterworldisthebest
woodjoiner
I forget how far computer animation has come.
SlappySamsonite
That video's animation was absolute shit the day it was released.
dietluigi
What's with these gold people?
Ryanator50
Gold? I think you need to recalibrate your eyeball hues.
StayMercy
This guy is lookin like Mary Poppins
ItTookMeForeverToMakeThisAccount
I'm blue dabba Dee dabba die
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
I have SO MANY questions right now.
renegade9
I guarantee you some welder or machinist lost a bet, and the price was a bottle of Vodka, unspecific as to how it was delivered.
InnerButterfly666
Is that a drunk proof or toddler proof bottle of vodka?
VideoGrimes
my neck hurts now...
ibubblealot
Who ever recorded this... smack him/her when you see him/her.
myjimmiesberustled
Savagely annoying?
GuyOMaley
Conveningprism
IllBetheRoundabout
This would make a great gift for mother's day.
TomFoolery82
One drill and it's open quick. Now if every bolt was various sizes both metric and standard that's savage.
DrTaff
Add some red thread lock to several random nuts too.
boxersandbluesbrothers
Nut after nut after nut ...
theamazinspiderman
who would go through that effort to protect a bottle of finlandia? Tovarich I would understand.
DavidBrooker
I think I remember this being part of an 'awful gifts' themed gift exchange.
theamazinspiderman
ah. makes sense then.
weirdnorwegianguy
....wat
dolphindreamsandsatan
break the bottle and catch the fluid in a kettle. Presto! Ketel One Vodka!!
Larrimus1
That's actually a pretty decent idea.
dolphindreamsandsatan
*dude pointing at his head meme*
Ryanator50
mmmm glass shards
BlasserDuennerJunge
Imgurians using "savage" like Tumblr using "can't even". So cringy.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Passive aggressive comment, "OMG SO SAVAGE"
SirSage
Dude commented earlier how ppl here use cringe interchangeably with non cringe things. He was like -30. Yet here we are again.
neonoptic
The irony of this post is STAGGERING.
ChildOfThanatos13
That's so Savage i cant even right now. Ok i'll leave now...
optimusgoose
Literally dying
GoogleFucker
Using 'cringy' when it's not cringy is irritating.
BlasserDuennerJunge
But it is. Trust me. It really is.
sopuli3
Torille.
MeanGreenGene
Looks like enginer Smurf decided to prank alcoholic Smurf
AshCheeks
I'm laughing at this right now because I am drunk.
User1044
This comment....Thank you.
DefenestratedWombat
Buildy Smurf fuckin with Drinky Smurf.
HiDadImDad
Hey, you know how the Asari love their booze. Thousand-year lifespan, you're gonna see some shit, need to burn some neurons.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's nuts.
dubbelu
Dad?
VillainousFiend
MrFunreal
He could loosen them with fingers. Just move your entire palm across all nuts and undo all of them that way. No biggie
igotadream5
Lamlkk.
Dramacian
Cotton t-shirt over bucket, break the bottle over bucket. Drink. Take t-shirt with glass shards, light on fire, smash friend's head. Done.
nauticals15
He doesn't look Russian, but I assume you must be.
baldewok
Use wet thread and flame to crack throat of bottle. Decant contents like a civilized person. Shove the thing in friend's ass.
Scottchr
Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Saker82
TheDreaded1
Have... Have you done this before???
Dramacian
I have master degree in friend engineering.
Counterfit
Friengineering
WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive
Thank you.
dapantha
Need a visual
Dramacian
Need a trick bottle.
Loadie25
I like the way you problem solve, with swift and blinding violence, works every time, cheers.
Dramacian
No puzzle stops a drink, and fun times with friend.
dolphindreamsandsatan
wanna smash!!
AlexJonesOfficial
Why are they blue?
IATTM
They live in a blue house with a blue corvette.
bigeasy44
They probably just blue themselves
khazorath
Why not you racist
woobwoobwoob
Hats off to you for not seeing race!
yesthisisdoggo
Hm, I thought they were rubber gloves for the longest time..
CareIDoNot
I'm blue, da bu de. Da bu di.
RozyShaman
NOW listen up hear's the story
MisterBriightsiide
If they were green they would die.
Frankiness
Real answer, kinda. It's probably the same thing that caused the mess with that one dress. Has to do with shading or something. Just a guess
Rivalyn
the video's white balance is messed up.
TripUpStairs
Maybe they recently watched "Boy in the Striped Pajamas".
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
rabbiebabbie
What a random reference lol
IAteABrownieSheWasTasty
Brb, gotta rewatch that movie
CheerfullyGrim
They're down in the blues about not being able to open the bottle
SplashesinPuddles
photographic white balance is set to too low of a temperature probably
EyeHeartInk
Real men weld it shut.
Bonerlord207
Deep socket, impact gun.
Counterfit
Or even just a powered ratchet.
imnotthatblonde
even a manual wrench, once you get all the bolts moving they will spin off easy enough
faithinhugemanatee
That would work well if all the sockets are lined up properly. Looks like some are out than others
Counterfit
As the top one spins, it will at some point line up with the one below it
PretendingToBeAnAdult
or break the bottle over a pan so all the liquid is caught, run it through a coffee filter inside a funnel into a new container
Khaylain
Work smarter, not harder.
Houstonruss
Maybe a cordless drill for even more opening speed.
CaspianQuix
The Blue Man Group has their own line of vodka?
Darjanator
It apparently sticks to walls too.
wolfostrophe
Thank goodness for you. I thought I drank too much and color didn't work anymore
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
Nah that's Yondu cracking a new one
Talmorean
You mean Marry Poppins?
SuperLurk7
CaspianQuix
What's a 'Yondu'?
36roentgen
Blue redneck from the walking dead
Kamekami23
Mary Poppins
Eggbutts
David Hasselhoff
FredDaCar
Nothin'. What a Yondu with you?
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
Starlord's father figure
CaspianQuix
Oh! Whistle stick dude? I getcha, thanks bud.
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
Yes sir! Enjoy
nothingnoteworthy
'whistle stick' takin that
f4m0us4m0s
I'm pretty sure that was Doctor Manhattan
disgorgeengorge
Is his arms blue or yellow
Foag
Toby
Oatmealmaiden
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
buttdestroyer
As someone who's great at parties: I'm pretty sure that's Finlandia Vodka.
SenileLlama
You must be great at parties.
buttdestroyer
Positive, I am delightful at parties.
Automatomatic
As someone who drinks during flights, I can confirm that that is Finlandia.
mosselicious
As someone who lives in finland and drinks cheaper vodka: that's finlandia. For sure.
mosselicious
But anyway. Gotta have few of these for my alcoholic friends.
buttdestroyer
Same, at least if I drink and drink vodka it's cheaper. Surprisingly I've never drank Finlandia, it's always seemed overpriced to me.
CaspianQuix
As someone who's shite at parties, I'll take your word.
krodex
That's what angle grinders are for
hoopsnek
oxy
Nyoibo83
Pretty sure just the nuts and bolts alone are worth more than the vodka
AnythingMuchShorter
You only have to grind notches the plate enough to free the bolts, and only on enough bars to get it out.
TheOneTrueNerd
Impact wrench. Or break the bottle over a screen.
sunsetclimber
impact wrench with a deep well takes care of this in a jiffy
Hatixon
And you could keep it for later usage!
kmikl
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this.
DreadPierateRoberts
add locktite
CoderWithoutCaffeine
Yup or even a hand saw would be faster than all those damn nuts.
Testshoot
Deep well sockets
SidJorgenson
and my kind of BRRRRT, pneumatic impact gun
Timmy79
Put it in a big pot or bucket, and break the bottle...
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
the real bloody mary
Flyith2
Mmmmmm, glass vodka
SmellOfMonkey
Sieve with some linen
thatsoundatreemakeswhenitfallsonothertrees
"The Final solution"
SirChadwellHeath
LordAlfrey
I think a gun or a knife would suffice to kill the person that made this?
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Meh I'd just use an oxy-acetylene torch.
newsguycraigevans
Yep, grab the blue wrench.
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The gas axe!
ShowBadReply
That camera angle was grinding my brain
BocanDarble
That's actually a pretty good reply.
TheScarfyDoctor
Just spin them off, ez pz, give them a flick. Or use your hand and roll them, spin multiple off at once