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StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Yet still seemed to go ahead and sell it.
Icamefortittiesandkitties
Routinely buy hundreds of pounds of carrots for work. Love making up stories about why I have them
BlackFootSanji
Gold....fools gold
crisb
This is summary of USA in a tweet
steviedrawsdinos
Cashier needs to mind his own business..
pikapphagy
Most RV antifreeze is actually non-toxic
StevoReno
What did he do? Say it with a cold straight face while wringing his hands menacingly? Otherwise that cashier is just a retarded asshole.
Heavyoak
walmart cashiers cant call the cops because of something you said. if this actually happened, that guy could sue for millions and would win.
SelectD4
Jokes like that can lead to actual trouble. If ANYONE is poisoned in your area with antifreeze, guess who "made a threat" recently? Careful.
Flyndaran
Sane cops and prosecutors would instantly understand, but many people have been jailed for life for stupider things.
SelectD4
Never think "oh cops will clear me" etc. They are paid to clear cases fast, that's how they get promoted. Also never talk to a cop, what 1/2
SelectD4
you say can ONLY be used against you and anything you do say WILL be held against you. Always tell them "I want a lawyer now", then zip it!
LongEaredGaloot
Pro tip: If you’re ever taking a tour of Graceland, don’t walk by the 2nd floor bathroom and say “Smells like something died in here!”.
LongEaredGaloot
Because they’ll kick you right out of Graceland!
sittingfarawayfromtheworld
It keeps the kids from getting cold this winter.
Sekolah
*old
MrSmilingDeath
Technically, yes.
TacoFox
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
BloodPressureIsHigh
Dark humor is like suicide, the only people who like it are depressed.
GiveMeYourMomsDigits
Dark humor is like sex, children shouldn’t get it but sometimes a priest molests them
Baughr
Also like sex.
swanui16
It’s also like kids with cancer...it never gets old.
TheGreatFoxarelli
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
acrossmountain
This made me think too deep... :’( Sometimes way too true!
Insomnia297
It does taste like koolaid though
DannyDeVitosMonsterDong
Battery acid tastes like lemon juice.
Insomnia297
Possibly. Lead-acid, right? Lrad is sweet and was used as a sweetener for wine in rome.
DannyDeVitosMonsterDong
No, not possibly. True. Source: I like it. True story. Just a dab.
DannyDeVitosMonsterDong
Well, lead/acid battery. But it is sulphuric acid. I don’t know if lead imparts a flavor to the acid. Could be. I am not a chemist, lol.
Insomnia297
I was. We weren't encouraged to lick stuff
leapinglollipops101
But really, what’s it all for?
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Freezing ants. No, wait, there's an "i" in there? Then I have no idea.
anaxandrew
It's shortened for "ant eye", you were close, its for freezing ants eyes.
dghammer
Could be auntie freeze.....she is having hot flashes.
robboscouse10
Making dangerous wine.
mattorihanzo
The Forbidden Zinn
MrDragonfyr
Fruit punch for all the trick or treaters.
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
Stopping things freezing
735824
Coolant.
dijital101
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Super-Tech-RV-Marine-Antifreeze/17179674
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
Jesus Christ everything in America is cheap. That Castrol oil next to it is 350% more expensive here.
flexistraw
Not our healthcare.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
True but I totalled up taxes, higher prices etc last time I was visiting friends in NC and like for like they're a lot better off overall.
flexistraw
Which country are you comparing America to?
BradoBoy
He said it was for winterizing lines in trailers, I assume he owns a sales lot.
RaynWisp
We had a guy in my hometown who made sure old people had power during power outages with a fleet of generators - needed a ton 1/2
RaynWisp
of anti-freeze and other equipment to do it every year, but a lot of people donated to help him. 2/2
SnowMeowPlush
That's Super Tech RV & Marine Antifreeze can tell by the color with the clear bottle and -50 in the black hexagon. Story checks out.
Frakes
Yeah it’s pretty good fruit punch
leapinglollipops101
Makes sense. Still a funny joke though eh?
littlegoblin
Not to the Ashley the Humorless Cashier
stupidfuntime
Yeah but imagine if the dude wasn’t joking
legitGiraffeBandit
Stop, I can only get so erect
swanui16
...the kids won’t freeze at least
SamArt53
Reminds me of the joke: Purchased 50 lb bag of dog food. Cashier: “You have a dog?”. He replied “No, I have a grandma on a fixed income.”
JustHereForTheFreeFood
“Well, by fixed I mean I take half”
ArchWizardofCanada
Hahaha it's funny because it happens in real life.
altPOTUS
https://youtu.be/NdQQjfDUBLY
SonOfChicken
Hohoho
TransistorRadio
Wet food or dry?
Flyndaran
Dry dog food is a hell of a lot easier for humans to digest than dogs. It's mostly starch after all.
Static10
Dry unless it's a special ocassion.
DannyDeVitosMonsterDong
Fun fact: RV antifreeze is propylene glycol and is non-toxic. It is used in RV freshwater drinking tanks. It is pink for a reason. 1/2
SamArt53
TIL! TFS
DannyDeVitosMonsterDong
2/2 Ethylene Glycol is the stuff that is usually green, common, used in cars. Toxic. Kills pets that happen to find it attractive.
13thDiablo
Man that makes me sad more than anything. I know a lot of old people eat the tuna meant to be cat food because it's cheap :(
ikindafail
Is "a lot" based on something? I've never heard of this... I would hope it's less than 1%?
krotuskang
Its definitely more than 1%
SamArt53
1% in the USA would be 3.3 million. I hope it’s less than .1% - that’s still 330,000 people.
NeverConfusedForNaught
To be fair, tuna is meant to swim in the oceans or wherever
DanTheViking
You get downvoted but yeah the overfishing of tuna is so sad
TerrorGuy58
isnt most tuna farmed nowadays anyway?
EndoZoa
Farmed fish are no better because they are fed less desirable fish, which pushes those species towards extinction.