A day in a man's life

May 28, 2015 5:29 AM

unclemachete

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I didn't understand most of these. Then again, I'm just a woman.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Jerry Miculek would eat Chuck Norris for breakfast.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

J.M. is pretty damn cool.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jerry Miculek is awesome and I wish I could hang out with him.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want to imagine that he is Ron Swanson's father.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOOK AT THAT TRIGGER DISCIPLINE.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Toucan play at that game

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

I am legitimately annoyed that this is not the top comment of the day

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This speaks to me on a personal level.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WD-40 has been said to be able to lube even your joints. First one proves it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was the most casual way to show you have a toucan

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My goodness, my Guinness!

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Guinness in a bottle? BRILLIANT!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Guinness! For strength!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiC7EGJGjvs

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Jerry Miculek is a national treasure

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL Gun Wizards exist.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is amazing

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REdjjLBaiOs this has to be one of my favorite videos he's done.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has the always sunny music!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

was that scrubs music at the end?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guinness, breakfast of champions.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Favorite part is Jerry's demonstration of Hollywood rules on ammo capacity:

11 years ago | Likes 255 Dislikes 2

hahaha! that was great

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He really, really has a lot of fun. I just love his hoots and hollers every time he shoots.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love HyperX.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, the really funny part is he actually reloaded, but it was so quick you missed it during the cut.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't cut anything, I took it directly from this post.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ever actually seen Jerry do a reload? he fired 12 shots and a reload in 2 seconds and change.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meant* from dang it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He went from when the camera changes from behind him to in front of him. It 'cut' to a different angle

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I misread the post. My brain isn't firing on all cylinders today...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok! I'm not trying to be one of those fancy know-it-alls i swear

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a man...

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Damn, this dude. He's giving out all of the secrets.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Dat movie revolver tho.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 Crafting irl (or in Fallout New Vegas)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Opening a pry cap like a twist off for a second then popping it off with his thumb. Interesting technique.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think that he made this video on his own and his wife didn't even know about it.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he and his son-in-law got together without Kay or Lena haha

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really glad this guy is starting to gain more recognition

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

he's a charming human being, great family, comes from a good community

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had a dream I was King. Woke up still King.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LE TOUCAN HAS ARRIVED

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

He's a damn good shot.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Nominated for understatement of the year. :)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

How do you know he even hit anything?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Look at the toucan hop *squeels*

11 years ago | Likes 460 Dislikes 3

Leave your membership card at the door on the way out.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Went to the zoo yesterday, and got about a foot away from two spunky Silver Hornbills. Had nearly the same reaction, I squealed like a girl.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

As a dude, that hop made me want to run outside, tackle the nearest bird, and give it the girliest of cuddles and hugs.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1BpMn4ErGPo8XB3Rzltojg look up their toucan vids!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks feller

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not a guy but thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bird Tricks is a FANTASTIC place for parrot owners and enthusiasts alike. What kind of parrots do you own? 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have an Indian Ringneck, a congo African grey and a meyer's parrot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont (current lifestyle is just not suitable for birds, have tortoises) but like their vids...if career changes though id love birds

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's always ok to be a parrot enthusiast and from what I gather turtles/tortises are a real handful for PROPER care good luck with your pet!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2- that sort of irregularity, not always being home for 2+ feedings a day etc i dont think would be fair on such a social animal

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they do need a fair bit of care but arent fussed about me and partner working irregular days, nights and so on and irregular meals 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG I've seen this dozens of times and never noticed that!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wait. Did I just see him open a bottle using only his fingers? Have I but only now seen a true man?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I see you are not familiar with the american bottle cap system.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he using wd-40 on his armpits?

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Looks more like Ballistol

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To prevent stiff joints.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably Break-Free or Rem-Oil 'cause does he look like a bitch or something?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Some days you just need a little lubrication.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's rem oil. It is a lubricant for firearms.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That is why he is so fast:)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't?

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

you got a fucking problem?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah... WD-40 is crap.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4: every action movie ever.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup, he was making fun of movie gun tropes: v

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I just realized that he commits to more realism than most of the really trashy movies: he reloads.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This man is a god in the world of guns. If he lived in the old west, he'd be fucking everyone up 6x before they drew their guns

11 years ago | Likes 743 Dislikes 2

He'd be John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson and Lee Marvin combined.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And he seems to be a genuinely nice guy, and a badass with any shooter.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

+1 and Bob Munden

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

... the reaper finally got Bob.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mickuleck is a fucking beast. Id love some range time with that guy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pistol Pete be damned...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah mate, dont bring this back, cooter is gon' git ya

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno... I think Porter Rockwell could give him a run for his money.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How good was Porter Rockwell compared to other gunfighters? Wild Bill Hickock and Wyatt Earp especially?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aren't supposed to trust Wikipedia, but his page seems pretty accurate so far as I could tell. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porter_Rockwell

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he was considered on par with them, but was just far less notorious. He was called "The Destroying Angel of Mormonism." I know we

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

crowning moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzHG-ibZaKM

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

he woulda been FASTER had he not been used to getting 8 rounds and clicked that empty chamber.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

muscle memory: helping us when doing what we've practiced, jackin' us up when we're doing something else

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and he STILL set a damn record.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The old west was not anywhere near as "wild" as people believe.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 7

but there were still giant mechanical spiders, right?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, why would fiction books and Hollywood lie?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, the problem isn't Hollywood or fiction, but that people base their understanding of the world on them regardless of veracity.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what you are saying is that this gentleman would be fucking everyone up 30x before they drew their guns if he lived in the old west.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, from what I understand, many (most?) towns had strict rules preventing personal guns from being carried. Only the Sheriffs could.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So your telling me this http://minus.com/lPq0GPFZ9p5nA Isn't a accurate depiction of how wild the west was?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, I'm sorry. Not even close. Very disingenuous of Hollywood to suggest that's real. This is more realistic:

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know they go a little overboard at times but it's one of the closest thngs we have to see how the wild west was nowadays

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh come on Firefly is the GREATEST history based television show ever!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duh, of course it is... that's why I provided it as an example... Sheesh, some people can't pay attention.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted May 28, 2015 5:49 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He's hit a target with a 9 mil at 1000 yards. I'm pretty sure he also shoots quarters out of the air with a peacemaker. So, no. You're wrong

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's not about the type of weapons or his skill. If you bothered to read about that era, their weapons were poorly maintained and used (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

inferior gunpowder. Making them highly inaccurate with low velocity and obscured visibility from smoke. (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's more an issue for the ammo than the weapon itself. Revolvers have more or less stayed the same for the past 150 years.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1