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CelestialDancerChick
This is just fanTAStic!
GreaterDog
I love Married to the Sea http://imgur.com/Rq9vMEO
CakeTraveler
OneFroToRuleThemAll
That is NOT how you hold a flute!
Havak
The problem is that it isn't a flute. Probably just a pipe, which is held like that (think similar to a recorder).
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TheMightyKibbless
ChinaMike808
Gen. Eisenhower: “Get it all on [film] now...somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
plaiddoor
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
otakon17
This wasn't an actual thing was it?
OxfordMoron
Fun fact #1: 20.3 million deaths because between 2000 and 2015 have been prevented by the MMR vaccine alone. 1/
OxfordMoron
Fun fact #2: Measles destroys pre existing immunity to previously encountered disease and suppresses the immune system for up to 3 years.
OxfordMoron
It also ruins your response to vaccines, and you're vulnerable to other diseases including the fatal ones like meningitis.
gunnsgalore
Also remember to check you're on wifi
LokiShinigami
But that's a Heroine needle not a vaccine needle . . .
whatshouldicallit
My stepdaughter's mother is an anti-vacc idiot. Hence, I have had my kid so seriously vaccinated that he should have it covered.
eDantes
Sounds like a horrible place.
SkitSkatDiddlyDat
This gets better ever week I see this
TardWrangl3r
stormegedendarklordofall
Everyone thinks that
jcal1771
Looks more like his brother, the evil Mr. Opioid
EverydayIdleness
But none of the kids knew how to say no and not follow him, because he had made them all autistic. They just mumbled and went with it :(
incenderylemons
Better autistic than dead eh
propiro
Jokes aside, recent research confirmed that there is no conenction between vaccinations and autism.
Ktulu1979
The blonde lady on TV is more vocal than the doctors. So I have to listen to her!
RedWineAndSkyrim
Recent? That theory was debunked years ago
EverydayIdleness
Yes I know. everyone knows, aside from a few crazies. But that's how things go.
BeingForTheBenifitOfMrKite
i love the idea that scientists cant lie, even though most major corporations own teams of them, and are on both sides of every argument.
TheLeftPocket
Do you have polio? No? So shut the fuck up
TheMightyKibbless
JazzHandsFan
I can see why it would concern you, but as they say: corruption and greed make the world go 'round.
TheMightyKibbless
baabaaboo
Am I too late for the circle jerk?
skipweasel
I went to school with someone who had polio. My dad nearly died from diptheria. My brother had mumps. That's all gone, I hope.
aarhusianer
I had the mumps when I was 10-12 years old, before there was a vacination program for it in DK. But more importantly; before I hit puberty.
Smasher12
The NHL recently had a small Mumps outbreak, with around 6-10 players being affected. Mizzou had a bigger one, with nearly 200 students
myusualname
My grandfather had polio as a kid and it created health problems his entire life and was eventually what killed him
skipweasel
I suspect what finally killed my dad off was exposure to wartime chemicals and asbestos.
EvenSpeedwagon
It would be in the us, but the antivaxxers seem to like it this way
Arsikere
how old are you?
skipweasel
mid-50s.
SithElephant
http://polioeradication.org/polio-today/polio-now/this-week/ 5 cases this year, down from 13 this time last year, and 100's of K in the 80s.
DoctorDelta
The mumps are coming back in some areas.
Shep12
In my school in Ireland it showed up for a bit, but it's kinda died off now
JazzHandsFan
My uncle got mumps recently. He ended up fine, but he wouldn't have gotten it if just saying no to vaccines wasn't legal here.
MetaVulture
It was almost all gone. Then these anti-vac chucklefucks showed up after a British quack faked a report to make people buy his vaccine.
MetaVulture
Oh no, the current vaccine is linked to autism! Mine is better!- He lied, with his deformed teeth. Morons believed him. Morons being morons
MetaVulture
They ate it all up, and then went one further step down the dumbass hole, declaring all vaccines as evil and vile because of "Chemicals"
MetaVulture
As if our fucking bodies are lacking in "Chemicals". Everything is chemistry. So dippleshitters are clawing their own eyes out over B.S.
MetaVulture
While the rest of the human race, the "Herd" is suffering for this group's fucking insanity and rejection of science and technology
swordsnguns
The folks who are anti-vax aren't run by logic, the study that suggested that it was linked to autism was total crap. It's just like 1/2
swordsnguns
The anti gluten fad, but with more serious consequences. 2/2
imnotthatblonde
Not ENTIRELY, there are some legitimate concerns about one of the preservatives used in the first gen MMR, but not in current formulations
Hekatombe
which preservative? I assume you mean thimerosal. As far as I can tell thimerosal have never been used in MMR vaccines anywhere
imnotthatblonde
it was not in "commercial" batches that i know of but there are a lot of questions in the uk about those test batches
imnotthatblonde
it was in the early batches used for testing in the uk, but was phased out the same time the side effect diaries were called in from parents
Hekatombe
The NHS disagrees with you http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/vaccinations/Pages/mmr-questions-answers.aspx#thiomersal
imnotthatblonde
ill have to find it but apparently there was in developmental versions, just not the one that went on to be used
imnotthatblonde
should clarify, not an anti vax person but the test stages of the mmr here were a quite sloppy
slippymayhem
Just autism
Fuzzlebutt
Autism isn't worse than death, I'm on the low end of the spectrum and it blows peoples minds how I can read books backwards coherently.
Lischu
Usually I blow minds just by telling I'm autistic. I've worked hard for years and now I can pass as a normal person when I want to. :D
Fuzzlebutt
That too! :D Worst I usually do is mix words up on rare occasions.
Lischu
My worst is when I'm tired and say things too bluntly. I end up hurting people without meaning it. :/
TheMightyKibbless
orbitn
I think people's issue is they're not familiar with these diseases anymore, and think everything is a cold.
AshligatorMillodile
agreed. most people over the age of 40 never met someone who had polio!
DownvotesAreFun
Seeing as nowadays doctors only give you broad-spectrum-antibiotics, we are litterally asking for Antibiotics-resistence pathogens.
vegivamp
+1 insightful.
orbitn
/. ?
vegivamp
Not in recent centuries, but yep.
MaxweIIhaus
http://howvaccinescauseautism.org
Bullheadbelly
Howfakesciencekillspeople.org
incenderylemons
url was invalid? maybe this isn't the case
Hoobles
I knew it!!!
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com
RatKingCerf
I was just thinking that the first one always said they fucking don't. Turns out it was this one
SonderingStrike
Vaccines make you survive, if you survive, you show symptoms of autism. Correlation means Causation, right?
delpharseven
Actually the incidence of autism is lower among vaccinated children.
delpharseven
Are people interpreting my statement backwards or are anti-vaxxers getting angry at me?
AidanNel
Saucy sauce?
delpharseven
http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2275444 Because these are proper doctors (unlike antivaxxers), they only note the 1/
delpharseven
correlation between vaccines and lower rates of autism - they don't make the claim that vaccines are the cause of it. 2/2
AidanNel
Thanks :)
sqlyoda
Some new vaccines, do we really need? When I was a kid parents wanted their kids to get chicken pox, because unlike mumps, roseola, etc (1)
carolinasue
If you get shingles later in life, you'll know why vaccinating against chicken pox would have been a good idea in childhood.
sqlyoda
(3) I'm not anti vaccine I just question the wisdom to have chicken pox, pnuemonia, etc vaccines which maybe only elderly babies should get
delpharseven
Elderly babies?
bitemark
If you had chicken pox as a kid you can get shingles as an adult and it's really fucking painful.
Fuzzlebutt
Can confirm, friend has shingles, he barely can get out of bed in the morning without screaming in pain sometimes.
sqlyoda
the chance of complications are extremely remote. So nobody gets heart valve issues etc with chicken pox why do we need a shot for it? (2)
Boopbeepbeep
My brother nearly died when he was 11 because complications from the chicken pox. Still affects his lungs 34 years later. Not worth it.
delpharseven
Because we keep learning that viruses are causing problems we didn't know they could cause. Like cervical cancer. Hence the HPV vaccine.
mindiloohoo
Hi! I have permanent eye damage from Chicken Pox. They was in my brain. Fun times! Also, secondary infections happen, too. (staph)
dlite0529
I can't tell good from bad vaccines, but you're a moron to think it's being offered in the public interest and with no consequences.
dlite0529
Really?? Thalidomide, LSD, quaaludes, rezulin, vioxx, gardasil, DDT. Read a book, biotech is a business not a charity
absurdum123
Well, you know... the consequence is eradicating deadly diseases
dlite0529
Guess you figure you need to crack a few eggs to make an omelette. How were the polio clinical trials were conducted? Syphillus trials?
delpharseven
The economic benefits from having a disease-free population are MASSIVE.
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OxfordMoron
Not sure who these 'billionaires' you speak of are. Vaccinologists that conduct the research don't earn very much at all.
propiro
well, thanks to those billionaire makers you didnt died from polio when you were a kid, so i think you should be happy.
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Fuzzlebutt
I mean when you think about it, unicef has been testing them on African children for years. Don't hear about polio there as often now.
jeremiahblatz
Wow, if only we had a system to verify their claims. Like some sort of clinical trials. That would be awesome.
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covfefe
You gonna pick a side, bro?
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
And the drugs already have to be verified to be safe and effective for them to be allowed to sell them.
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jeremiahblatz
Chemtrails, man!
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
because of fucks like you. The vaccines are fine and nothing in fucking history suggests otherwise.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Look, if you'll never accept the validity of the test then either do them yourself or fuck off. We're already seeing measles outbreaks
Kryalis
Not all vaccines are bad. But many are unnecessary and aren't worse the risk. Also the polio vaccine started in 1955. A lot has changed.
OxfordMoron
All vaccines are worth the 'risk'. That's the point. There wouldn't be funding otherwise, and The risk is vanishingly small. Negligible.
Kryalis
No. Some get funding because of money. Not because of your well being.
TinyRickRoll
"Some get funding because of money." http://img.pandawhale.com/post-39689-truly-you-have-a-dizzying-inte-P0YC.gif
Boopbeepbeep
Risk of what?
Kryalis
You can catch viral infections that can get you sick or weaken your immune system. The additional fluid in the vaccine can have poisons.
Kryalis
People can have unintended side affects that range from minor to debilitating side affects or neurological problems.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
The "poisons" are either in amounts too small to be effective or are chemically bonded to other compounds, making them non-poisonous.
Boopbeepbeep
There are people who have negative reactions to vaccines. But not enough to assume they are dangerous overall. Ever heard of herd immunity?