Jetpack memes for new year dreams

Jan 4, 2025 10:44 PM

CorgiWithAJetPack

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This is my religion if anyone's interested.

Thanks friends!
Front page edit: Hey thanks I hope everyone has a nice night and as always ill always bring you more lewd weird stuff. See you degens next time 《3

#8 ok, we can be friends.

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#34 yes I can.... "Just the tip & ᵏⁿᵘᶜᵏˡᵉˢ"

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....I see you are also a person of culture lol

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#8 I'd be willing to give it a go

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#48 So, when discussing the various 'animal ear girlfriends' I saw the interesting point that catgirls would probably be too lazy to get dressed frequently.

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Sort of depends how many animal traits they take on, but I'm pretty sure having a catgirl girlfriend would be somewhat like taking care of a child. You'd probably have to at least bother them into waking up, getting dressed, taking showers, eating decent food (not just handfuls of lunch meat), etc., if not having to straight up do those things for them. Whether that's good or bad is up to you I guess.

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#8 Worship!!!

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#25 That stuff is the wurst

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Jesus fucking christ.... stealing this.

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#44

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Off in the distance, all you hear is "Hey Tony, forgetuhboutit."

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#15 Get on the right birth control and all you need to edit is the color. If your partner wins the NuvaRingtoss.

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#18

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Exactly, heard this gif right after reading that lol

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These are good memes, op

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#1
i'm gonna get me one of those pins... have had no luck online or offline finding a lady pervert to team up with. the pin couldn't hurt. ain't ashamed of wanting to feel good and make someone else feel good.

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I think for introverts, the way in which friends are acquired rings true for love relationships as well - an extrovert finds you and adopts you lol that's how I scored my introverted & perverted husband

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@OP, good poop!

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#3 the genie snaps his fingers and your mouth is full of Republican talking points for the rest of your life

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Horny posts makes me happy~

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#22 so is Bob gonna punish me or what's the plan here...?

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#48 the first, I can cook for the both of us.

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#7 No... But pork roll, egg & cheese on an everything bagel would do it

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#43 DYWTYLM wrecked me. Was really connecting with the lyrics and then realized he's singing to himself in the mirror, begging his reflection to smile back at him and asking "wish that you (I) loved me (myself)"

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😭

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#45

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Oh, this feels overly personal.

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It very much is dude

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#10 🎶 “turn down for Mozz” 🎶

Looked for a better pun to no avail but alas, I bring you this:

https://www.cheese.com/alphabetical/

An alphabetical list of every cheese ever

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#7 that's not a croissant, that's a bagel

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#25 I don't get it..?

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How delightfully unhinged.

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Always unhinged *finger guns*

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#27 suppositories or slow release suckers only

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#8 what's your favorite sleep token song that isn't the summoning, Euclid, or take me back to Eden? I love those three but struggle to get into much else I've tried listening too

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I'd say I like jaws, Atlantic, and the offering? Their other albums are good but TMBTE was def a big defining moment for them as a band

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Not OP, but I really like Aqua Regia. I understand what you mean about getting into much else of their stuff. I want to love it but I can't quite decide how I feel about it.

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Just listened to Sugar a few times through and it's really grown on me. I'm giving Aqua Regia a listen too now. The 2023 album and The Summoning is what got me into them, I may just not have given more of the songs a fair shake

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I really like ascensionism, the apparition, mine, descending, high water

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Atlantic then The Offering.

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Rain. The cover will Ramos did made me love the song even more. But honestly the entire tmbte album should be listened to in order as one complete experience

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#7 for me it’s Panda Express

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#42 Someone call Mort, Death needs a night off.

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#45 a third option of width forward. Like a hammerhead.

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