Dec 27, 2019 12:43 PM
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Onewireysnake
That title better be sarcastic. If not you should look up what a sweatshop is.
PoorSucker
Barjack
See, Who says India has no QC
PorneliusHubart
I test knockoff minion dolls and my wife duck tapes bananas to walls. Our budget is $1.8m
MnemonicMacGyver
Beat me to it, have your up vote...
radifyer29
I wonder what they’re listening to after rubbing them...
theguywiththevoice
Plot twist, he doesn't work there; one day he arrived with a chair he brought from home, sat down and no one questioned it.
MyName4Wine
Super fun time
gingerlady
This is brain killing
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Best if you like being bored as fuck,
DutchSpur
Must have huge right arm after a week doing this
Justforlookingthrough
Don't do the crime if you can't assemble Minions.
Zcarsnarl
China @$$hole!!
DreadPierateRoberts
Be Muslim
YukonFox
Heh, at the bar: "So, what do you do?
UpTheDubs
Requirements: Masters degree and 10 years QA experience
hotdogh20
And the project manager sitting next to him is always chewing him out.
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
Yeah except they're slaves doing it for free because they love china. FUCK CHINA. China, you are a cunt. Fuck you.
KidneyBeene
"What do you do for a living? " I listen to minion wheels...
tatt2br1an
Such a fulfilling job
OnlyBones
Probably gets paid $.10 an hour
This is why they have to install nets around the upper floor windows.
Zoonerbabooner
Minions making Minions
Kukiniloa
Stay in school, kids!
Tadik
Thank you Henry Ford.
TupacAintDead
Quality control
frenchy5120
Modern slavery
benreich
This is a sad waste of life
FabulousBadass
Well, billions of people need to be employed.
OrRo77
It's better than starving to death
Elmo18782
The most horrible thing? These won't be going to children. They'll be on a woman's desk at work who's going through a mid-life crisis.
morphis
better than starving
MrMineHeads
I work part-time on an assembly line. It is fine, just boring. As soon as I finish, I am much more active.
ishkaga
Did one day on an assembly line and I felt like I would go crazy. Is literal torture if you have ADHD
FoxySpirit
How many years, how many hours?
About 16-20 hrs a week. So far 2 years.
You are young and that is a chill pace for a short time. After you did that 15 years for 40 hours, your tune might change. Does for a lot.
I did something similarly repetitive myself in the past. Not dissing the workers, just lamenting that people have to do such work today
SimpleJack35
Having no job is a waste of life
InsertNameHereIGuess
It's not about a job. It's about doing a job that's useful. This is just a waste of time and resources.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
How many kids faces have lit up with a plastic Minion? There's no price to put on a brief fleeting glimpse of joy in world of impending doom
LJashin
I work to live, not live to work
DarthYoga
I bet not 1 worker on that line makes over $300 a month. Disney makes more off of selling 10 of those toys than the workers make in 30 days.
FlamingDeathGoat
Disney doesn't own minions... But yeah. The reason gonna makes everything is because of the MASSIVE unskilled labor force desperate for work
GuW69
I worked in a factory, one dude put 6 plastic hoses trough a rubber bushing, all day long, his goal was 100 a day, he was done by lunch
OneUpperSteve
Repetitive specialized tasks.
Specialized?
zombiebatman
Robots could do the job but they could never recreate the joy on those people’s faces
szuruburu
Robots could so much do the job. I i believe even such an abstract as joy can be quantifiable, too.
ZachariasWolfe
That also have a high initial cost, plus operating/maintenance costs, and are less easily repurposed in two years after minions are boring.
TheWhiteBarry
We're working on that technology. Veridian Dynamics, working for a better tomorrow, for us
whiterabbit99
I work for Cyberdyne Systems on their exiting new SKYNET project.
ReturnOfActionCheese
Why couldn't the person before him to that as well?
Somanyquestions
Not their job, their job is to stick something underneath!
ImGooder
Don't question the system.
SwagOnTheHunnies
So he wouldn't commit suicide...
AlienWatcher
Then what would the person after him do? They are too many!
TheoryofStringyStuff
Union rules would prevent that level of efficiency.
China has unions?
AttilaTheHungover
Looks like the least efficient production line possible. Henry Ford must be turning in his grave, these people have learned nothing!
NurgleErik
This is what happens when labour hours cost nearly nothing.
samsoniteson2000
Oh, I know. Let’s have another Kaizen event because the board members want to squeeze more money out by using resources to gawk at the lines
DeadishPool
Kaizen event? You mean new whiteboard?
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KiLLeRdAcKeL
What was your product?
"good news and bad news: as it turns out, you guys are doing a great job, the only costs we can cut are labor and pollution management"
GreyArea51
For the first 5 minutes maybe
McGreed
Yeah, I worked in a wood furniture factory and no matter how much they rotate you, it's still the same boring task all the damn time.
RednapxpandeR
OH COME ON! 15 max
GregRinehart
You misspelled decades.
ChlebaNamazanejHovnem
Still better than just standing somewhere "guarding" and freezing and not being able to sit
alvinthatsme
After that you start getting ptsd of minions. The same feeling when you hear your alarm song
swatz
I worked a Telemarketing style job for a week or 2. I started having dreams of the script scrolling (like starwars intro) I quit that shit.
thatguy1843
Then start killing them out of spite till your laying in a pile of dead minions laughing. Then dragged off for shock therapy. Till you have
Lost your mind completely and spend years in a padded cell, and when finally released and sit down to watch a movie you see then again
What happens next is up to you
Onewireysnake
That title better be sarcastic. If not you should look up what a sweatshop is.
PoorSucker
Barjack
See, Who says India has no QC
PorneliusHubart
I test knockoff minion dolls and my wife duck tapes bananas to walls. Our budget is $1.8m
MnemonicMacGyver
Beat me to it, have your up vote...
radifyer29
I wonder what they’re listening to after rubbing them...
theguywiththevoice
Plot twist, he doesn't work there; one day he arrived with a chair he brought from home, sat down and no one questioned it.
MyName4Wine
Super fun time
gingerlady
This is brain killing
01010101011100110110010101110010011011100110000101101101e
Best if you like being bored as fuck,
DutchSpur
Must have huge right arm after a week doing this
Justforlookingthrough
Don't do the crime if you can't assemble Minions.
Zcarsnarl
China @$$hole!!
DreadPierateRoberts
Be Muslim
YukonFox
Heh, at the bar: "So, what do you do?
UpTheDubs
Requirements: Masters degree and 10 years QA experience
hotdogh20
And the project manager sitting next to him is always chewing him out.
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
Yeah except they're slaves doing it for free because they love china. FUCK CHINA. China, you are a cunt. Fuck you.
KidneyBeene
"What do you do for a living? " I listen to minion wheels...
tatt2br1an
Such a fulfilling job
OnlyBones
Probably gets paid $.10 an hour
hotdogh20
This is why they have to install nets around the upper floor windows.
Zoonerbabooner
Minions making Minions
Kukiniloa
Stay in school, kids!
Tadik
Thank you Henry Ford.
TupacAintDead
Quality control
frenchy5120
Modern slavery
benreich
This is a sad waste of life
FabulousBadass
Well, billions of people need to be employed.
OrRo77
It's better than starving to death
Elmo18782
The most horrible thing? These won't be going to children. They'll be on a woman's desk at work who's going through a mid-life crisis.
morphis
better than starving
MrMineHeads
I work part-time on an assembly line. It is fine, just boring. As soon as I finish, I am much more active.
ishkaga
Did one day on an assembly line and I felt like I would go crazy. Is literal torture if you have ADHD
FoxySpirit
How many years, how many hours?
MrMineHeads
About 16-20 hrs a week. So far 2 years.
FoxySpirit
You are young and that is a chill pace for a short time. After you did that 15 years for 40 hours, your tune might change. Does for a lot.
benreich
I did something similarly repetitive myself in the past. Not dissing the workers, just lamenting that people have to do such work today
SimpleJack35
Having no job is a waste of life
InsertNameHereIGuess
It's not about a job. It's about doing a job that's useful. This is just a waste of time and resources.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
How many kids faces have lit up with a plastic Minion? There's no price to put on a brief fleeting glimpse of joy in world of impending doom
LJashin
I work to live, not live to work
DarthYoga
I bet not 1 worker on that line makes over $300 a month. Disney makes more off of selling 10 of those toys than the workers make in 30 days.
FlamingDeathGoat
Disney doesn't own minions... But yeah. The reason gonna makes everything is because of the MASSIVE unskilled labor force desperate for work
GuW69
I worked in a factory, one dude put 6 plastic hoses trough a rubber bushing, all day long, his goal was 100 a day, he was done by lunch
OneUpperSteve
Repetitive specialized tasks.
hotdogh20
Specialized?
zombiebatman
Robots could do the job but they could never recreate the joy on those people’s faces
szuruburu
Robots could so much do the job. I i believe even such an abstract as joy can be quantifiable, too.
ZachariasWolfe
That also have a high initial cost, plus operating/maintenance costs, and are less easily repurposed in two years after minions are boring.
TheWhiteBarry
We're working on that technology. Veridian Dynamics, working for a better tomorrow, for us
whiterabbit99
I work for Cyberdyne Systems on their exiting new SKYNET project.
ReturnOfActionCheese
Why couldn't the person before him to that as well?
Somanyquestions
Not their job, their job is to stick something underneath!
ImGooder
Don't question the system.
SwagOnTheHunnies
So he wouldn't commit suicide...
AlienWatcher
Then what would the person after him do? They are too many!
TheoryofStringyStuff
Union rules would prevent that level of efficiency.
ReturnOfActionCheese
China has unions?
AttilaTheHungover
Looks like the least efficient production line possible. Henry Ford must be turning in his grave, these people have learned nothing!
NurgleErik
This is what happens when labour hours cost nearly nothing.
samsoniteson2000
Oh, I know. Let’s have another Kaizen event because the board members want to squeeze more money out by using resources to gawk at the lines
DeadishPool
Kaizen event? You mean new whiteboard?
[deleted]
[deleted]
KiLLeRdAcKeL
What was your product?
[deleted]
[deleted]
ZachariasWolfe
"good news and bad news: as it turns out, you guys are doing a great job, the only costs we can cut are labor and pollution management"
GreyArea51
For the first 5 minutes maybe
McGreed
Yeah, I worked in a wood furniture factory and no matter how much they rotate you, it's still the same boring task all the damn time.
RednapxpandeR
OH COME ON! 15 max
GregRinehart
You misspelled decades.
ChlebaNamazanejHovnem
Still better than just standing somewhere "guarding" and freezing and not being able to sit
alvinthatsme
After that you start getting ptsd of minions. The same feeling when you hear your alarm song
swatz
I worked a Telemarketing style job for a week or 2. I started having dreams of the script scrolling (like starwars intro) I quit that shit.
thatguy1843
Then start killing them out of spite till your laying in a pile of dead minions laughing. Then dragged off for shock therapy. Till you have
thatguy1843
Lost your mind completely and spend years in a padded cell, and when finally released and sit down to watch a movie you see then again
thatguy1843
What happens next is up to you