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Feb 23, 2021 5:12 AM
Ruuak
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TCGView
I have a real problem with that Wisdom stat! But seriously, that's a great mug.
Ribaldrie
This is so cool
DrKriegersClone
Natural armor? So ... she's saying you're fat.
Mayyybe
I got my guy a big bottle of Jameson , he loved it
KoziKoz
Where could something like this be customized and purchased?
Alltheseflavoursandyouchosesalty
Link?
JiggleboobMcSugartit
GuitarBobMonterey
My screen turned down, thought it said 'Wife killed on Valentines Day!'
Anudderuser
Only negative is wisdom. nice
codeacrobat
You got a pic of the wife cup?
WeirdStealth
I like that XD
mccar7hy
+4 STR is extremely complimentary
AgentPothead
TimeFoDat
Jesus Christ those stats.... what level is this guy? I always beg the DM to let us start like this, I hate grinding at the beginning.
Tsubodai100
Looks like roughly a lvl 6 fighter
Faxu
I'm giving you an upvote because I'm assuming 'grinding' was intentional. Don't let me find out otherwise.
rfl321Watcher
These are some OP stats. Somebody definitely cheated on their rolls.
MuaddibISR
Dude, she called you stupid.
jbhenninger
After 50, every 2" of beard adds +1 Int / +1Wis.
smooth0ne
100% awesome!
somedudeyoumightknow
Thought your "sex" rating was 12
belzebubblebath
When nerds become boomers
iusepaint
+10 to aggro when thermostat is touched
ajhorselady84
Totally getting that for my man.
EnterTheMongoose
Speed: 30ft
MuaddibISR
That’s 30 ft Fahrenheit per bald American eagle
EnterTheMongoose
How many horsepower is that?
Fackaduck25
Where can you get one of these?
Denamic
Wait, 13 nat AC?
Meatuchu
My girlfriend slept with another guy on valentines day
Alltheseflavoursandyouchosesalty
Ouch
faeros
Was it your dog?
Meatuchu
No such luck friend
FeralFrog
:(
Meatuchu
Do you have a carapace? What's with the natural armor? lol
dinorawr5555
beer belly
jbhenninger
Thick skin
FireSolvesProblems
As a guy Perception -2, yea that's fair.
Futchm
But -1 WIS modifier, so he had -1 rank in perception. Also +2 persuasion but +3 CHA modifier, so again -1 rank in persuasion.
badatediting
Perception is situational. Kitchen sink? I got -4. Garage? I got +4.
junkgoof
I wish I had that strength or charisma, or am I thinking many rule versions back?
EvanJones10
My wife points out things to me and I usually look everywhere but where she’s pointing. Not on purpose I just have no perception
monkeyboy396
That's fair, but I've got to be honest my Mrs doesn't notice shit, and I'm the perceptive one ? doesn't make sense coz my wisdom is shit.
SciencePetsComputers
with poor wisdom bring many experiences to learn from and pay attention to. albeit ones most wouldn't need to learn from.
monkeyboy396
Ooooft, almost Iroh grade
Nim449
I always thought it was 0 and *everyone else* had +2 !
meowwilson3
That's just universal. Seems like we can all agree
notfarkus
Hold up, Perception -2 with 9 Wisdom? Something ain't adding up here.
Willowhisper12
He got a permanentracial debuff on the skill
HedonistBeard
A more readable format from the etsy store SunburstRPG that sells these.
eldonq
alternator43
CadeGreenbottle
You're a blessing.
keykoh
PeachesTheDestroyer
MVP
SkunkMom
How do you get perception of -2 with a wisdom mod of -1?
caerulakid
NEVER QUESTION THE DM!
Th3Lionheart
Trust me it works. Source: am new husband
OrionRed
Wow... that "three new tools" thing hit a little close to home...depot.
badatediting
That reminds me, I need a new angle grinder wheel.
tinestram
I'd like to argue with that but I Kent
Snooj
As does the Honey Do list.
Skidood
Thanks, but I already read it, scrolling up and down to every other photo to complete each line. *Thisisfine.jpg*
BigSouthernJesse
Brilliant, but too late. I've already spent 4 minutes scrolling back and forth for each half of a line.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Fix it OMG
3Davideo
OK but what's it's challenge rating? I wanna know how much XP I get for killing it.
Faxu
If I could upvote this comment a second time, I assure you I would. Well played.
RileaSW
It's missing the Dad Joke psychic attack.
TakenCourier
No that's on Dad cup not husband cup
Eldis
This is full of shit. +3 charisma modifier and only +2 to Persuation, and -1 Wisdom modifier and still a -2 to Perception.
Eldis
Yes, I'm incredibly fun at parties.
caerulakid