Atop the Matterhorn

Apr 13, 2018 5:38 PM

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Atop the Matterhorn

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

That’s my last one for the evening.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the Matterhorn? "Nothing. What's the matter with you?"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Zey strap you to the side of a panzer tank and throw you off the Matterhorn!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do people wear parachutes when they do this shit?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 16, 2018 6:11 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

lol'd

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know but I DO know that it wouldn't help

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*opens parachute* *smashes into and is smeared across the mountainside*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Need a wing suit, a parachute and 3 big cans of Red Bull.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I am afraid of hights and this fucked me up. 's Pretty, tho.

8 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 5

Now we've seen it though. Same with the peak of Everest. I've seen it like 20 times. I'm good. and i have all my toes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im so glad cameras exist so other people can do this but I get to see it as well.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just remember, your feet are closer to the ground below than your head! Don't let that ol' brain spook ya about a 1000' minus 5' drop!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went there 43 years ago. Only saw from the ground. Lovely & very different from my beloved Blur Ridge Mts

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

jesus christ how old are you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s the churro cart that’s supposed to be up there?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’ve been on the Matterhorn lots of times.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve snowboarded on double black diamonds. This sir, is like 100x of that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

MST3K... Love it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish i could do that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCK.THAT.SHIT

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tight butthole ???? ➡️

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How do you get down?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fucksicles, even Chuck Norris said no to that!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What's a Matterhorn?" "Nothing, what's a matter with you?" - Horn Esq. III

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buttclench.gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch out for Clint Eastwood

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be falling off of this in my dreams tonight..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a stupid idea and you should stop.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck balls!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No!!!

8 years ago | Likes 353 Dislikes 4

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SSHHH Do not... Yell... that makes for a bad day....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I agree

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm physically shaking, I couldn't watch pass the part where I realized it wasn't a drone and a dude walking

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nopenopenopenope

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jeez, you’re kind of s bitch aren’t you?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Best office scene imo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the fish-eye lens is part of it, but dayum.

8 years ago | Likes 397 Dislikes 3

More throughly explained here: https://youtu.be/rbvxlvSIIww

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOURE PART OF IT!!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And yet it surely pales in comparison to the real thing

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More accurate depiction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DdLsbe_rGA

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It definitely is, you can even see steps on the side further in the video.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you start touching clouds, you know you're too high.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Which kind of high?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve skied the Matterhorn and its bizarre bc you start WAY above the clouds and its blue sky and sunny. Then you ski INTO the clouds and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it becomes dark and foggy. Then you’re below the clouds and it’s snowing. Lastly, you ski far enough down the valley and it’s turned to rain

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds awesome

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clouds can get pretty low, though. You can climb past clouds in the Appalachians

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude those clouds are way below him

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Then he was too high a long ass time ago.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This man ate the whole brownie and then went back in for a wee dabula

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I've said it once, and I'll say it again...v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Steeeeeeve. Steeeeeeve. Steeeeeeeve.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't get the reference, is it a tv show?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BBC Earth once added silly voices to animals to hilarious effect.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the info!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just ran into this with my search! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkGTB8ESMCM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the magnificent sauce!

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