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Jan 29, 2021 3:39 PM
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HighwayStar82
Just nip the tip and
MrCoolWhip
The French should be proud
CaesarDomitor
Some1 should play numerous coins dropping sound effect when each head lands.
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Onlyhereforthelaughs
Jewish space laser would be faster, cleaner.
Curii
Imgur freaked out when they set up a noose at the capitol hill riot. This is exactly the same, and leads to the same inevitable conclusion.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrGco_ztJkw
belovedlover
What the fuck is this about
PraiseAzathoth
panicpilgrim
languex
staying a head of the curve!
Railgun05
You know, American tradition really calls more for tar, feathers, and a gallows...
DaMummy
Onlyhereforthelaughs
How are there no comments on this beautiful piece?
DaMummy
Nobody wants to make plans. Otherwise, the term "premeditated" gets thrown around.
CloudStrife668
MaterialsPhysicsIsGroovy
That's a european licence plate. And an obviously european square.
GieopJoze
Yellow jackets. French protest movement.
assmaster4000
From bitter experience I can tell you that is a circumcision machine.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
You know "Stick your dick in it" was a joke, right?
MikeArclight
They should remember that America is part French
Onlyhereforthelaughs
We're also part British, but don't tell anybody.
KIZRD74
Would be better if you could stack people like 4 or 5 high
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Make a Connect 4 gridwork!
TheWeebleWobler
We don't chop off peoples heads. We pump them full of drugs until they die.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Well it's about time the rich got to experience that.
TheWeebleWobler
Free cocaine on wallstreet?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Only if they take the lifetime supply.
TheWeebleWobler
If we don't cut it then we can save money as it will be a lifetime supply.
lemonbasil
Everyone won't be laughing when taxes go up for folks making well below "400k." Democrats tax-and-spend, which we ALL pay for
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Or our taxes could stop bailing out the fucking rich.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
My REFUND is more than Trump pays in US taxes.
JanglesPrime
And the Republicans cut taxes, still spend, and you still get nothing.
metalrulercid
I'm French and this is cultural appropriation.
AntRam95
We got it from the parts of the USA that used to be part of France
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
If it makes you feel any better, so was all the philosophy that influenced the us revolution
Jooud707
Hey gotta learn from the masters right.
BigWillisStyle
We’re merely “borrowing” your idea for “killing” the rich
MantisTobagganMD
I'm of Huguenot descent, so...you guys lost the ability to tell me what to do about 321 years ago when my ancestors emigrated...
Skizzlesnap
It’s ok. The picture is clearly from Europe. The architecture and high vis vests give it away.
graffr
it’s from France to be clear, it’s few meters away from « the louvre » the old monarchy castle in Paris (now a museum)
YouEatYellowSnow
https://www.history.com/news/8-things-you-may-not-know-about-the-guillotine
languex
Sacrebleu!
idplmalx
WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU! OKAY?!
Klaaism
Shroomslapz
It’s okay we can use it because you’re white.
Ekibwurm
i'm french too. i say let them borrow this one, they look like they need the help...
SirMora
Would a executioners sword be better?
metalrulercid
Wouldn't that be westerosi cultural appropriation??
SirMora
Firing squad then? Nothing more american than that
metalrulercid
If memory serves, the Italians were first. I feel like the south park episode "Simpsons already did it"
SirMora
Goddamn, have the americans invented a form of execution yet?
JeevesMk2
Not sharing your cultural wealth, citizen? That's pretty... bourgeois of you. *gently strokes the guillotine*
metalrulercid
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cainofdreaming
Sorry. I'll just be committing seppuku then. ... No, wait.
metalrulercid
Giggles behind paper fan while wearing my kimono. "fuckingu weebu"
metalrulercid
I bow to you in my kimono while I perform the tea ceremony in derision
CrimeBrulee
It's an homage.
robotGiraffeSmasher
Don't worry we will invite the French cant keep any of the proletariat out of the fun
KarateCanine
God I wish Americans would actually act. The most powerful country in the world, whose constitution states directly that the government's1/
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Trumpies got upset when someone was Tweeting the Declaration of Independence, thinking that the snubs at King George were snubs at Trump.
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
Well they did react; just not the way most of us would have preferred - see January 6, 2021.
KarateCanine
That's a vocal minority. I'm talking silent majority.
MiguelCamino
Have you not been watching the news for the past few weeks? Idiots did try to act.
KarateCanine
I'm talking about the non idiots. The non racists/fascists. A true revolution
MiguelCamino
Because America doesn't need a revolution. Just better leaders and fewer demagogues.
KarateCanine
You're wrong.
bottledham
We saw what happened on Jan 6 when people tried this.
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
Yeah. Nobody stopped them, they ran around, some people got killed and then they got arrested.
KarateCanine
Yes, it was very beer hall putsch
KarateCanine
Power comes directly from the people..... Yet the people are too lazy to do a damn thing about abuse of power by the rich. Instead they'd2/
KarateCanine
Rather make memes andb yeet their hopes onto someone else, who they hope will do it for them.
Harryteeters
MiguelCamino
If he were like aoc he'd be crying that she almost had him murdered.
Harryteeters
MiguelCamino
So aoc tied to have bezos killed? She whips up mobs against the rich. Her groupies want to cut his his head off.
NickRivieraMD
Did they set a guillotine in front of Bezos' mansion though?
squirreltactics
They set a guillotine in front of Bezos mansion.
Vercci
What's happening here?
LifeIsBetterWithTacos
Just fyi this was last year https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/08/jeff-bezos-guillotine-protest-amazon-workers/amp
bottledham
He needs to offer them some cake or something
glah
They set a guillotine in front of Bezos mansion
thatlamer
They performed guillotine on a bezos mansion?
darrowcd
Yeah. They ordered it from Amazon...go figure.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
“The capitalists will sell us the guillotine with which we will lob off their heads and they will deliver it overnight for prime members”
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
I guess capitalism really does drive progress, instead of selling us the rope with which to hang them we can get guillotines.
fartharder
Yo dawg, I hear they set a guillotine in front of Bezos' mansion, yall.
DrasticBastard
Can someone repost this with the important information circled?
MollyNapQueen
They set a guillotine in front of Bezos mansion?
YummyDigital
Guys, i think THEY set up guilotine infront of besos mansion
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Rostiprkl
Hey did you hear that they set a guillotine in front of Bezos mansion!
Seishin4
Wow in front of Bezos mansion?
FartBoxExtract
Neither the back nor the sides, they set a guillotine in front of Bezos mansion!
ThomasThundersword
Hi i’m your friend. no fun at parties dave! i just want to remind everyone that things like that arguably constitute illegal death threats>
ThomasThundersword
and jeffy boys lawyers are paid a *lot* of money to make that argument successfully. so yeah.
boxak
Evening Ladies and Gents. What’s all this, then?
JesusofMethlehem
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Extremely esoteric Post-Jerry memes for communist Deadhead?
Klaaism
Did they order it off Amazon?
TheInitiated
Leave this man be! Logistically speaking, he is the closest any living being ever was to being Santa Claus!
SirMora
Awesome possum
ProfessorChaos
They did what now?
ixgs
They front a bellotine in set of Guizos mansion
linguinepescatore
stronk alrt tanks
dezzy435
But what if everyone called him Guizo from now on, cuz I find it hilarious.
Ultra666
Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.
OmnipotentBeing
Guillotine, set they, in front of, mansion of, Bezos.
capnadorable
They set a guillotine in front of Bezos’s mansion.
Durtschi
Cats are her face
ThisIsYourLifeNow
a what? where?
NickRivieraMD
a guillotine, in front of bezos' mansion
SvartTe
In THIS economy?
HeavyBaryon
Really? They set a guillotine in front of Bezos mansion?
yepitspuck
Is that a guillotine?
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Looks like, but where is this?
Gray365
Have you actually checked how well this worked for the french when they did that? Have you selected a Robespierre?
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Quite a lot better than the ancien régime did, or the later white terrors, OR the later white restoration
Onlyhereforthelaughs
We should make a religion out of thi- No don't.
skyconb
I don't like the current state of things. But I fear even more those who would capitalize on a revolution for selfish gain and ambition.
Gray365
Check how well the the arab spring ended.
skyconb
Did that go better than I am aware of? Or are you reading my comment backwards?
Gray365
It went just like your comment predicted, that's also how we got the wonderful current Iranian regime.
HawkFace13
I can not confirm or deny if I support this Maintenance.
DirectionallyObscured
Just sit back and watch
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Would you like a poncho for the splash zone?
Madalchemist2018
Nah the stains turn a plain shirt into a great souvenir
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Rows 1-3 are a splash zone though, would you like a poncho?
HawkFace13
Thank you but I brought my own from home.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
We don't allow those. You have to buy a licensed poncho to sit in the splash zone, as we use photos for marketing.
HawkFace13
*sigh* Here $19.99.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
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ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
How much to I have to pay to pull the lever?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
We reserve that honor for Make-A-Wish and birthday parties.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Airtight, time to snort fat rail of plutonium dust on my birthday