TiredSnowball
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Mar 19, 2022 1:13 PM
TiredSnowball
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AngryGraphicDesigner
gotchasucka
Classic
Thorketil
cazkey
That’s quality.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
why are you guys shooting squirrels
pazuzu
When you know you've pushed them too far:
Broshimitsu
Ken M vibes from this post.
jethz
You'll shoot your eye out with that thing.
Lukas50
lmao
ImGoingToBeRelevant
I remember the good ole days of the yamster.
VaultGirl69
Pregnart. Preganant? Pregnont.
MyNameInYourBlood
You don't mess with the squirrels Morty!
HelloToe
Reminds me of the ol' Varmint Grenade https://youtu.be/oSe8N0jBXhs
Mansooratyale
Yahoo Answers was a wild ride
hnngh
Their lack of strength makes them better for crew served weapons such as mortar or heavy machine guns.
LordNergal
With their size and ability to be silent, they make great assassins. And no one is going to think a squirrel is there to end you.
CoolestV
I always think squirrels are going to end me…
LordNergal
So that's why Agent Peanut failed their mission!
Kbantar
Dogs would. They've been trying to warn us this whole time.
spitfires2000
It WOULD be a completely different ballgame once the squirrels start returning fire.
youknowwhatiamsaying
You fucked with squirrels morty!!
michealangleo
i dont reccomend bringing sports equipment to a gun fight
NowhereMan313
The most dangerous game: Squirrel packing heat.
Outofposition
Will
Softail
Ain't much fun when the rabbits got the gun.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
EdenMeridia
Imagine the revenge story. "I went hunting squirrels with my dad when I was 8. It was my first time n I watched him gunned down by squirrels
PoppaBigBear
Do they, sorta, if a squirrel feels threatened, they will throw acorns at you and it kinda stings.
UncleBuckFutter
Hmm, nobody shoots at the squirrels where I live. Weird.
Colopty
Presumably you live in a residential area, hopefully no one goes hunting there.
cloud82100
I hunt them, very tasty in a stew. And long hunting season making them viable for 6 months. Don't shoot them at home, probably illegal.
NowhereMan313
Evidently, no one has good recipes.
spitfires2000
You just ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave?
catsandtardis
Hank?
spitfires2000
UncleBuckFutter
We've never even had them over. Maybe not very neighborly, but to be fair they've never invited us to anything either
spitfires2000
Make the first move. You'll be surprised!
sockstrapsecond
To be fair.