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knurll
With enough perseverance you can break that habit?
AwesomeMixVol6
I don't get it
101user
Ditto
SmashYourLife
Same can be said about an aroused man with a fatal heart attack. He'd Die Hard 2.
iamthisguy247
Die Harder.
PuppyDontCare
nice
TheGingersaurus
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's wonderful.
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PunAndRun
I thought you were funny. +1
The8obman
ಠ_ಠ
NerdyDirtyCurvy
That's the face I made. xD
whothehellisjenn
That face. That face is how I feel so. much. of the time.
longdarkteatimeofthesoul
You should read Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh. So many great faces!
whothehellisjenn
I have her book (actually I have two copies.) I love her. Alot. (I love my Alot.)
missy264
There should be more Hyperbole and a Half on here. It's so great.
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
There should be more Hyperbole and a Half on Hyperbole and a Half.
Lesbiandez
this.
DarthLannister
It's too bad she doesn't write more often
thehoopiestfrood
She did come out with a book though, so she deserves a nice long break, imo.
whyexactly
You know where you can get more Hyperbole and a Half? Hyperbole and a Half.
Lesbiandez
no you can't.
missy264
I don't mean like just copied and pasted comics, I mean used as reaction images and such, like it is here.
Ipoststuffififeellikeit
+1 for Hyperbole and Half
GoogleFucker
This is the most accurate description of the expression I make when my dad tells a dad joke
CloD0
They'll never be able to close the coffin!
EndersShadow
And OP will never open that safe
pleaseandnothankyou
oh. my. god.
icyanddicey
3. I went 3 images forward and returned. +1
jonbristow
cuz his har dick wont let the top close
MyStarterWouldBeCharmander
:D
VegetaIsMySavior
Haha I see what yoh did there - you clever fucker
Spanked84
I don't. Would you mind explaining?
jukeboxantihero
Erections.
Spanked84
Yup, got it thanks.
Spanked84
Nevermind. I think I got it. I'm a bit slow.
etherbunny41
NurseAlex
I appreciated the hyperbole and a half reference so much I logged in to comment.
Page13
They DIE HARD!
mynameisntearl
Yipeekiyay MOTHERFUCKER!!
pancreas
WITH A VENGEANCE
laestrella
I thought it was die young. Doh.
suomynonA
Well genuine thanks from me at least, I was stumped at what OP meant
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
"they wot m8"
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
oooh i thought it was they fifth element
accujimmy
Best answer right here. The fucking obtuse one. Hero, a real hero right hero folks!
chemistrydoc
"Thanks Captain Obvious" - Captain Smart Ass
SarahJessicaParker
Thank you for thanking him for us -general smart ass
iamthisguy247
"Thanks Captain Smart Ass" - Captain Comment Rider
snaphappy
DIE HARD, CORAL!
kschoon
+1 for Hyperbole & a Half
SimpleGeek451
I lol'd.
FallenJester
When he's old and retired and takes up some type of fabrication, will it be Dye Hard?
Gambit306
I think the discovery channel will use this as a new show title...
Rapl88
OH MY GOD LOL
Pbrome
This is too much for me, armageddon outta here.
KingTopher
My father's name is Bruce Gillis.
AppleCedar
alexmoon
See this is why I keep coming back to imgur despite finding the people here despicable.
clarevoyance
This is the most begrudging upvote ever.
saraherose
I miss hyperbole and a half!
fakeplasticmari
The hoodie and couch position - I just died. (hard! herher)
harleyquinn30
Upvoting for Allie Brosh!
FatLobyte
I miss her. She hasn't been around for a while.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
I had an ecology class with her, super nice and genuine person.
TheFlyingHellfish
UPVOTE ALL THE SAUCE REFERENCES!
punkybeanster
Upvoting you for upvoting Allie brosh.
halkel
Upvoting you for upvoting them for upvoting Allie Brosh.
emergencymedicalbadass
Upvoting you for upvoting the guy that upvoted the guy that upvoted Allie Brosh.
saxdiver
etcetera...
FullMetalBtch
What happened to her? I know she had some depression issues. I miss her!
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FullMetalBtch
Yeah I got her book but the last post I saw was from over a year ago. I hope she's doing well. The world needs more Allie Brosh!
zackofspades
Also she promoted the book by threatening (and proceeding) to post bad drawings of spiders. This brought me joy.
HughLaurie
104 comments and not one of you mother fuckers is explaining this.
Mohareb
the expression isn't ended: Old habits "die hard" .. The movies he keep featuring in by now. Just a witty wordplay.
HughLaurie
I got that far, I just don't understand what the heck the picture below it has to do with the joke.
Mohareb
Just the face of OP when he realized the joke. At least that's how i interpreted it.
AskingTheRealQuestions
I was hoping for explanation in the replies here. I am still clueless.
Sampsongetsmelifted
Seriously, is it some across the pond shit?
fen4
For real. I keep reading it and trying to find wordplay. Habits. Like Nuns..?
SandsSerif
Well, you know what they say. People in glass houses sink ships.
kpmatias
People in glass houses end up incensed that porn staring them has found its way on the internet, while everyone else just rolls their eyes
accujimmy
People in glass houses shouldn't be chucking stones around 'n that. -K. Pilkington
rocketsurgery
Too right. Also, A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
heydidyoueverfindbugsbunnyattractivewhenheputonadress
I like this alot
Arthy
It's a nice alot.
ThatJerkYouKnow
I remember being in grade 4 and my teacher saying "If somebody writes 'alot' then they are an idiot and you don't need them as a friend."
ThatJerkYouKnow
In my OWN defense, I thought she was being pretty stern.
ToriBonaparte
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
iwanttobebobdylan
I get this reference!
ilovealots
I love alots! Especially because they make me relevant once in a blue moon
telum01
I like this alot, too
banditz
thatsthejoke.jpg
ilovealots
I love alots! Especially because they make me relevant once in a blue moon
PirateontheRiverSaskatchewan
That's a mighty fine Alot you've got there!
UsernameNoImSirName
Can't learn new tricks?
tartesk13
no no, that's old dogs.
UsernameNoImSirName
I know. I was joking. :)
tartesk13
i'm smiling because people have not only driven me insane, but missed the exit and kept going. cannot process brain currently.
rubbur
Die hard
UsernameNoImSirName
Well that was uncalled for!
GoogleFucker
HAHAHA it took me a second to get this