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RoodKontjeAapje
Next response: "found the atheist"
3OH22A
When I was 14 I confessed to a priest that I thought that God didn't exist and religion was bullshit. He kicked me out of the confessional.
3OH22A
I think it was the Shakespeare quote that did it. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
bacon25
Not sure why someone is that triggered by a formulaic internet joke that probably wasn’t even said by someone religious.
CarbonNight
I feel like the people commenting to make a point here are only contradicting their point by providing evidence for the post...
Falkh12
a bunch of people on here have a religious passion to share their belief why religion is stupid/evil/scammy/etc. at its slightest mention
ME2BNS12
Found one!
Susurus
I get it but like; Found the Atheist.
xo66nt
I live in sweden, most people here are atheist. we hardly ever talk about religion or atheism, its a non issue.
WhistlePig
Can you please send some of that to the US? Our religious people are scary as fuck
imostlymadethisup
The rise of Atheism is one of the few to be hopeful for in the future. The world will be a better place with religion in the past.
PanOpAnimal
Amen! I mean yes..
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Atheist megachurches.
laiskamato
Neonlights of the cities, markets, stock exchanges, brothels, pubs.
laiskamato
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/minae-olen-i-am.html
bonusarmor
While I have no particular dog in this fight, I do believe the response to the joke meets the stereotype and sort of proves their point…
lspec
Was the topic of atheism brought up by an atheist?
bonusarmor
Well I think you missed the point of the joke, it doesn’t mean that an atheist literally has to say they’re an atheist and bring up atheism
lspec
It's not hilarious to me that an atheist will engage when someone talks shit about atheists. Different sense of humor, I guess.
bonusarmor
It doesn’t need to be funny. The point is the responder went off, strongly implying they’re atheist, thus fufilling the joke’s punchline.
BattleWizard
Totally get what you're saying, but it was still funny as fuck when I got to tell another atheist at work that she was the only person to /1
BattleWizard
ever proselytized to me at work in over 15 years when she gave me a pamphlet for the Unitarian church she went to.
DaisyfromDownunder
Pagans did it first.
Behlon
...I can't tell if this is supposed to be ironic or not.
mity0k23
“Excuse me, do you have a minute to NOT talk about your lord and savior, Jesus Christ?”
eddbrowne
You insult atheism ? I kill you !!
eddbrowne
An atheist knows what they can't know in a quantum multiverse. I'll stick with solid agnosticism voiding end-time conversion. Swear to God.
NorthmanoftheNorth
Your not god is different than my not God, so we must murder each other!
fiddlewheelx
I only Rakdos the Lord of Riots, whom sleeps in his keep Rix Maadi found near the swarm of Golgari and the House Dimir. May he awaken ->/
fiddlewheelx
/-> and bring upon us the greatest of parties and debauchery!
devilism
It’s because we r cool as fuck and listen to heavy metal ?
JuniperBerry12
IM AN ATHIEST!!
ChristosMylordos
Was there a competition
asshatWatcher
Yes we tell you. After of course you try to bring religion into the conversation.
SlyWolf5
BINGO
InTangier
The same fuckers that are used to being able to bible thump with no consequences.
morelikeconsham
As an agnostic, every atheist I know has shoved their beliefs down my throat without invitation or prompting. Usually frequently.
asshatWatcher
I think you mean lack of beliefs
morelikeconsham
The assertion that there is undoubtably no god is not only a belief, it is a religious doctrine.
asshatWatcher
You're spare parts bud
morelikeconsham
Ooh, the religious nutjob is mad. I'm sure he'll do what all mad religious nutjobs do.
Gremlynn4023
I don't believe I've ever seen a single thread that was already about religion NOT have multiple athiests talking shit.
NotSomoneElse68
I've never seen a video on atheism NOT have multiple religious people tell everybody how much they're all going to hell.
MrStealUrChange
Like you said....it was already about religion.
WhateverIsTrendyRightNow
So people on a discussion thread discussed something? Bastards.
Gremlynn4023
Spouting bigoted bullshit isn't a "discussion"
WhateverIsTrendyRightNow
You seem angry.
Gremlynn4023
only when people try to defend bigotry as "having a discussion".
Skevoid
The average atheist never even identifies themselves as such, their parents just didn't push them into a religion.
Mandaglorian
Most atheists I know grew up religious. They just actually read the texts, and realized it’s just more fairytales.
Cataleast
I didn't have an especially religious upbringing, but it was always just... around. Grandma was big on angels and evening prayers. ->
Cataleast
-> My elementary school teacher was super religious, so prayers were a daily occurrence. Got fed up with what I saw as fantastical nonsense.
BubblesTheFish
I think it's really sad that probably 95% of people following a faith were born into it. Is that even your religion? Just flip a coin.
Arthiem
I work at a bible belt wall mart. Did you have any idea how many iced out gold and Diamond crucifixs get shoplifted?
BubblesTheFish
To be fair, you don't have to wear what you steal from walmart. They were probably going to sell them to a fence.
Shaodyn
A vegan and a born-again Christian walk into a bar. They somehow manage to tell their life stories to the whole bar in 10 minutes.
thefinglongerer
"found the atheist"
Feldspartacus
Wtf? I commented literally this and its -51 rn. People are goofy
wadatahmydamie
I’m fine with atheists. It’s the Gervatheists who are insufferable
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
The overwhelming majority of atheists aren't even aware they're atheists.Or afraid to identify themselves as such in many parts of the world
whitefoxkei
During xmas, I made a comment to my mom about how some people think atheists were inherently evil, and used myself as a counterpoint. 1/2
whitefoxkei
She was legitimately surprised to find out I'm atheist. Because it's just not a topic that needs discussing. 2/2
tabirdie20110
Like vegans???
morelikeconsham
I never met a vocal vegan. I also never met an atheist that couldn't shut up. Comparing atheism to vegans is unnecessarily hateful to vegans
N3crobard
No, because that’s a tired stereotype and it’s way easier to find insecure carnies trying to find something to dog whistle at
Kordj
I'm finding polyamorists are the new vegans. Always trying to tell you how good it is and imply they're so evolved.
ungoot
We used to have a joke here that vegans, crossfitters, engineers and Germans will tell you without being asked.
LusciousLucius
Yeah, I've never had a vegan tell me that they're vegan without food coming up in the conversation beforehand. Which, granted, food does 1/2
LusciousLucius
Come up often. Everyone's gotta eat. 2/2
bcam23
And crossfitters
Peachcappuccino
Most of the time meat and cheese addicts will tell you first... What's the difference
sparkletempt
Hot take: I've met approximately same amount of idiotic atheists as religious people
MexicanHandOff
I live with a guy that will take any chance he can get to complain about religion and just fucking run with it and let it ruin his day.
Comet260
Hot take: humans are a very stupid species.
evangrumling5
Yeah I know a ton of both. An atheist I knew told me believing in God was stupid as she went to get a psychic reading.
sparkletempt
Yeah, extremists on both sides tend to be very similar in a way
CarpeNates
Bullshit
Iaimtomisbehave
Here we come!
?1
JackedUpGinger
I mean, yeah
hitdog42
Can confirm
popejubal
I’m Christian and I’d rather the atheists were in charge if it would get us that future.
Dankking
Hell noo. I’ve seen Jurassic park.
BrontTheGoodBoy
Can we at least keep the sexy women in lingerie?
MaadMaanMaatt
Big facts
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
instasourcegram: https://www.instagram.com/relmartist/
Iaimtomisbehave
Thank you!
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
That looks like a @RelmArtist piece.
MelodiousDissonance
I mean if that is an option sure!
GhostOfFutureTaco
I'm on board for anything that gets me raptors and lingerie
Mirilali
Clever girl
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Um.... They can get raptors to wear bow ties and behave? Sign me up.
vonkeswick
Sign me right tf up
Lampmonster
A world where a woman feels safe walking at night in her PJs is exactly the world I want to live in.
twodamngoon
Can confirm.
Scobragon
I would do everything in my power to be a man, a lady with two velociraptors would choose.
ilhares
Walkin' down the streeet~
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
other than the dinos (and your location), there's nothing stopping you from doing this
PSUTerra
Mostlydeadpool
[reviews proposal] yep. sounds reasonable to me. make it sol
BritishWeasel
Number 1.
Kemi337
Sign me right the fuck up now
GrumpyOldMan55
No atheist has ever knocked on my door asking me if I've heard the word of reason today.
ClessAurion
YET
kilgoth1
Im waiting for a man or woman to knock on my door and ask me if ive heard the good word of the bbq god. I sure as fuck would let them in.
Grillparzer
Send me your address. I'll fix that.
intthemainvoid
And maybe they should
vincentsl
Atheists already know that “Bird” is the word.
VinnieJonesDiary
"Have you heard the bad news?"
WGG25
it's unfortunate, really. maybe we should start doing that
xizar
They show up after the people asking if you've heard about phospine on venus.
sunyudai
Starting to think that we should.
Weblord
Because they are reasonable people.
TheobromineAddict
We should start that. But I'm not riding a bicycle while wearing a tie.
LickFury
Keep a spray bottle filled with vinegar and label it “reason” near the front door, display in such scenarios when asked and use accordingly
Bastetsmorlock
PutItInNeutral
*Knock knock knock* Hello, have you considered giving up you God and stop believing in fairy tales?
UlrichMorgan
Not that that would be a bad idea frankly...
Vykoz
John Saffran once did this in Utah. Went to a number of morman houses in the morning preaching Charles Darwin
Ghlargh
At least Mormons are generally less punchy screamy than some other religious groups.
BC2k2
Yup. I'd rather have Mormon neighbors than literally any other denomination of Christian.
BC2k2
Doubly so for Jehovah's Witnesses. Those people are fucking nuts!
jimplaysgames10
Ah yes Charles Darwin, who was a Christian
spittytrinkles
Hells yeah! More people should know of the brilliance that is John Saffran!
Senninha
No, but I do that in traffic a lot. Usually while shouting and gesturing.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Well, not one who let you know he was atheist
MelodiousDissonance
..... actually that sounds like something the world needs, but I still dont like strange people knocking on my door.
palmo
I'm so fucking pissed. A guy I was in close contact with for a work project told me he's a Jehova's witness. Making he's unvaccinated
guardianzero
That's a shame. Many people should have this conversation.
NinJacks
word
KaiArgentium
Why do I get the feeling alot of us would get hurt if we did that.
vicvalour
"Hello, have you found science?"
LiuJr
I wish we did. But reason itself tells us not to. Its safer for us that way.
whitefoxkei
Yeah, reason tells me that trying this would get me shot at in at least nine states.
bro02tc
They stop when u make out with same sex when they show up and say look hun they want us to join them
RabbitShaman
I had a pet chicken and a black robe (robe by the door) put robe on grab cleaving knife and chicken. Then opened door and invited em in
DarthZartanyus
Sometimes I wish I was gay just so I could do shit like this, haha.
bro02tc
Who says u have to be gay to make out with someone
DarthZartanyus
Ha! I guess I'm just not that dedicated to screwing with the cultists.