Griffin17ish
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FWD Don't be like your mom
hangryasian
Ghoulglum
I'll take a Popeyes over a Starbucks any day of the week.
BetweenGrey
And I thought you weren't supposed to shake babies... silly me.
ChloePrice
Not surprised the closeted rapist doesn't know how to spell acceptable.
allibaster12
But why the movie poster?
Griffin17ish
Because some people will say "I remember that!" It was my favorite movie when I was a kid
Frogster8
#8 - the spider man one should say "web" instead of Internet... Such an opportunity wasted
lucky13kenny
You're a doe, you're getting headshot.
emilpontis
This made me feel icky.
Griffin17ish
You should always dump before your shower to prevent that
CynicalDeino
theyreshellfishcoral
Also "exceptable"
IcanttiemyshoesbutIcanfuckyourbitch
The baptism one played perfectly in time with the 1996 remaster of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore' and it made it so much better.
IcanttiemyshoesbutIcanfuckyourbitch
https://open.spotify.com/track/7ha6LU5Dle7FGBh0I9LZIa
hangryasian
The look on the fathers face though. Priceless.
LuciFern13
I am shaking with laughter!
wiggidywack
Rape jokes are not okay.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I agree. As a policeman I deal with rape victims on a daily basis, women really seem to trust me when I'm in a police uniform...
TomeBagel
Ah, there you are!
whitefenix
Am I the only one bothered by the rape one?
wetwilliewildo
Sweet looking dually. Any info?
ScrapDaddy
I've seen a lot of dumps, but the first three made me stay.
BlackCatTheGreat
"Pathetic Bullets" "Telekinetic Force Field" *The picture
UltraeDude
Omg the SPICE!!!
cannoncd
best dump i ever did come across
DickDynasty
GotyerRoom
+1 for skyraisins
TheGreatMamo
They missed a chance at #8 by not letting spiderman say: "I could be on the web right now"...
fluger
Correct me if I'
fluger
m wrong, but wouldn't a normal hunting round just go right through a normal bulletproof vest?
Griffin17ish
Your right thats a dumb deer. Good catch!
fluger
Are there any other kind!? :D
siwggityswooty
Wth is warm turtle tank
hormelchi1i
A tank of turtles that is warm
lurkertakingaplunge
Fuckin limewire!
probablyandrew
jyarados
Don't feed ducks bread
probablyandrew
Don't breed fucks dead
Dragonboy393
probablyandrew
PluckedDuck
ThisIsNotTheGreatestAccountInTheWorldNoThisIsJustATribute
Noooooo