Aug 13, 2020 2:33 PM
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allibaster12
Flip flops? Baby? Ya, this is just a thing for IG and likes. Go the fuck home before you seriously injure someone.
QuackQuackPontiac
bearplaybass
Swing? What swing?
cliffbarsancereal
I see where he came from...I mean where he is coming from
SteveBinCypressTexas
Don't bother with the haters, I am here to upvote all the thirsty 14 year old boy comments.
Antrazit
That seems unsafe
downvotevacuum
Maybe it's just me, but I think I also see the outline of a thong.
r0twhylr
Ninja'd by everyone, but going to say it anyway: what a fucking idiot. Do NOT bring a a baby to a driving range. FFS.
Muhfynmann2
You can tell by the dudes voice that they are total dbags.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Epic.
billyrayvalentine
nickt0905
My advice to her would be to keep her head down.
BanGurHeaD
HeywouldJablowme
Ever hit a golf ball and go flying backwards? Yeah that baby is in a bad place
copingcabana
It's good to see her back, though.
TupacAintDead
Anyone else concerned for the baby being right there?
Siris22
Concerned that it’s messing up my shot while it’s screaming.
fedmoney
Unpopular opinion, but as someone who golfs once a week, I don't think the baby is in any danger.
AllAroundSad
I was going to laugh because I thought she was going to let go of the club... then I saw the baby.
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Cable85
KCJIS
Bend over and I'll drive.
amtronic
Momma looks pretty fine. I would play a round with her.
komododave
zwitterion117
Gotta choke up,
wiltsjunk
Outfit on point though
EDoPur
Cute, but STUPID.
EccentricNut
v
PoopBurgers
#metoo
Donaldtrumpjnr
This has nothing to do with the post but i was so stoned today i actually hulicinated that i was talking to actual ghosts. Shit was crazy
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
They speak to you in times when your guard is down like sleep or like this..... Or your brain went into story mode all by itself.
TopherE
You have ghosts in your blood; do cocaine about it.
ButteredNoodleDriver
A virtuous cycle!
shufflindrudders3
Maybe you really were...q
jaxems
I know everyone is talking about the baby but what about the fact that you can see almost right through her golf skirt?
LOLOLOOLOL
So?
FaceDeMarde
Says a lot about this couple don't it lol
timcat4843
That's a good thing, especially if she's not wearing any underwear.
SophiesMum
Aside from that being a bad place to bring a baby, that baby is too big for his car seat! He needs a new one!
Ialwayslookhungover
Put some real shoes on.
This post is 100%cringe
fbutt09
The real golfers do it barefoot
spacemarsballoon
Eh, my furthest drive was while I was wearing sandals
NapoleonDynOmite
None of that will help straighten her arms or fix that backswing
burywmore365
No. But it will allow her to plant that left foot. The reason she missed the ball is because she spun out of those flip flops.
thatauzzieguy
That kid is too tiny for shoes Sir!
imakesoft
Hot mama!
SilentSecretMan
Seriously bad place to bring a baby....
yingjun
As a white person, fuck white people
AdmiralLaLonzoghostpenis420YOLO
For real, I've swung so poorly that I have actually hit the ball backwards. She looks just as bad at the sport as I do
ThereItIsISaidIt
That’s the whole point of golf. To get away from the kids and wife.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Especially with the skills being shown that close
TheLumpiestOfSpacePrincesses
That baby doesn’t even fit that car seat...
sublimesapphire
An arguably worse place would be at the other end of the course
?1
Excruciator
In that small basket close to the ground? A worm burner could kill it. ?
HandoB4Javert
She's new to the swingers club.
PhilKenSebban
Yep! First thought was yeah thats funny but fuck me what bad baby placement.
B99Reactions
Gotta get my video, my baby's safety is in the backburner ok
PickleMorty
Definitely a bad place to put a baby. Lol swi g lose a club and a baby at the same tine
3006mv
Or a ball
Bytencoder
Yeah, in the middle of people not wearing masks..
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
andychristman2000
I’m sure people that do this will be the first to file a lawsuit saying there were no signs and baby now has brain damage . Give me monies
fake40nedeso
Exactly even the faintest hint of having to get a lawyer would have made me ban them from the range (maybe the toilets, shop and bar)
* maybe NOT the toilets …
TheOGPooner
Yup... I once swung and missed a ball and softly brought my swing back through... hit the ball directly backwards
TechnicallyRight
See that skirt? That is a step father application waiting to be filled out.
SpoilsburyToastMan
H4cksx0r
veryhairyarea
Especially for someone with a golf swing like that.
Mimsey
Yeah, and that is especially bad placement. Do not put anything you care about in the same plane of motion as a rapidly moving object.
AmazingSpiderCam
I was at the range a few weeks ago, someone brought 4 kids. They were running around like in people’s boxes I was terrified of killing a kid
And the range was OK with that? For me even a waver wouldn’t do…
* waiver! lol someone waving at you annoyingly might also do the trick
It’s not the nicest range in the world, they don’t care about much
ThrownClub
I have had a tee kick back an stick in a bag before so, yeah, terrible location.
theoccultist
Yeah, the baby's gonna ruin the $3 you paid for 50 balls at the range. Calm down.
I'll also throw out there that there's no difference between the baby and the guy cursing up a storm as he drives his 3rd slice in a row.
safavid
I'd be pissed
FreemansRedHotRebar
No kidding! You know how hard it is to get baby off of a driver? God it gets in all the groves and it'll stink up the bag something fierce
Drivers do not have grooves.
RolandLovecraft
Thats why you use an open face club sand wedge. Mmmmhhh, sandwich! ?1
jacblake
I had a similar experience with a microwave...
princessamdahla
You sound like you're speaking from experience...
theDogter
They couldn't find a sitter. And their fun is more important than your fun.
I know, sarcasm but in all seriousness, I think you would find somebody watching the kid for you if you’d ask there…
Kassimila
The fact that you think 'finding a sitter' during COVID is easy, tells me you don't have children.
I have 2. I dont think it would be easy, but I do think they are being shitty people. Sometimes you shouldn't just do what you want.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
And especially bad lining them up parallel with your swing. At least move them out of harm’s way.
Exactly, at least get a caddy between them
Nah, caddies are kinda useful. Use a ball collector in the ball suit. Some places use chicken wire around 2x4s but I recommend plexiglass.
I meant the gold bag with or without trolley for "an ultra minimalistic attempt of protecting the child"
I don’t know about you but it’s illegal to have your gold bag hanging out in public especially around babies.
bonniecarusoart
Wtf were they thinking? Stray balls, flying clubs. Of course still damn funny
exceedinglyaverage247
If he dies he dies.
Kazgen
Thank goodness this is the top comment...
DVSBSTrD
So what? With a stance like that she'll just make another one with her golf club.
TheRicM
Cringe and gross
CornMan
I'm going to assume she's just an Instagram Mom getting a shot that shows she can "Do it All". I don't know if that makes it any better tho
dazzle8124
Especially a baby that judgemental
Icantjumpovera5foothedge
Geek13
This is quality.
Gianttesticlemonster
Thank You! Danger and the loud random screeching is an inconsiderate variable to other golfers
This too!
RtsWillH1Mself
Exactly! Babies have terrible golf etiquette.
The worst
Dragon10449
Well its only cause theyre not old enough to be fat, wear dumb clothes that dont match, and be casually racist. Thats golf etiquette right?
Aerogeneral
Nah, golfing is actually a lot of fun, too many high class tuckers think that it isn't about getting drunk and smacking a ball with a stick.
WayLatetotheParty
Like golfing with Trump!
rimaldo8424
Agreed. These are some dumbass people! One rogue ball or club and that baby is going to the hospital.
peanutbutternjealous13
Or worse, expelled
CorydorasAfavorplease
Any of those things can easily kill a baby before it ever sees a hospital.
Maybe even the morgue
Hurro
Fuck them other golfers - guy who is there to play a game not write the Bar exam. Have fun, talk to your buddies, enjoy yourselves.
Why can't people just respect other people?
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
I’m going to throw this out there. Shitty grass and driving range setup probably means city owned or shitty golf course.
Pretty sure the wanna be yuppies could care less and probably not going pro any time soon.
Yikes more serious golfers here than I thought lol.
Not always about golf. People just don't care about how others might feel around them in general.
TheZacAttack
I mean it's just a driving range...... around here all the ranges are like bowling alleys, you go to have fun
Holdmyhamster
Someone once brought their newborn to our volleyball game and I blocked more balls going towards the baby than our court. Big distraction.
merdock379
Agreed. No one wants a baby jfc leave it in the car.
TurtleOwODoom
I seriously dislike golf, but after working at a golf course for a while I don't see how bringing a baby there is particularly bad?
eaglesquared
Clubs break... I’ve had heads fly down range and even straight up. Graphite has a finite life.
allmypostshadnopantson
I so f*cking agree, it's not a place for breastfeeding.
immabearrawr
Gotta drain those puppies to free up her swing
Anasetsuken
Why stop there? Next spot, gun range. Followed by watching a high speed dirt racing right next to the track
Celtoloco
why not just take the kid racing? America!!!!!
DuineSgith
THIS SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, come on down and bring the kids for a great day out; 10￠ beer nite!
TK421isAFK
Backfires are a lot more common at a driving range than a shooting range, especially with new golfers. That kid is in mortal danger.
BIackNoir
Right? Just leave them in the car with the windows up when you do this stuff. Especially during summer when it's busier.
drduffer
You know, you can leave the dog in there too; for company!
TheBIFFALLO87
Honestly a gun range is probably safer other than noise. Everyone I've ever gone with practices safety first. Slice a ball night night baby
cbale2000
Was just about to say this actually. Gun range is likely the safer of the two.
AManIsNoOne
Babies need sleep so I don't see the problem
DanFranzen
Or lose your grip on the club!
stannisbaeratheon
What about lead exposure?
ProphetofEntropy
its the lack of proper baby ear pro.
BritishBenzene
Im all for teaching gun safety early, but please don’t expose kids to lead dust until they can at least wash their hands reliably.
vahnn
People overlook this factor a lot. Even adults I know don't wash their hands and face after a range trip.
HighlandPotatoe
Actually yeah, babies can end up in hospital from chewing on a single toy painted with lead paont
I got confused for a sec cause I forgot indoor ranges are a thing. RIP people who can only shoot indoors. Outdoor ranges & p.property rules!
even outside, the chance of damaging your babies hearing... seems irresponsible, what if the earmuffs come off and you dont notice?
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Soujaofmisfortune
Pot, meet kettle.
There's a difference between being over sensitive and pointing out how dangerous and stupid something is.
Seishin4
It's golf, and the kid is on the sidelines. Is it really that common for balls and clubs to go flying the wrong way? I don't golf.
Not a whole lot. But enough.
allibaster12
Flip flops? Baby? Ya, this is just a thing for IG and likes. Go the fuck home before you seriously injure someone.
QuackQuackPontiac
bearplaybass
Swing? What swing?
cliffbarsancereal
I see where he came from...I mean where he is coming from
SteveBinCypressTexas
Don't bother with the haters, I am here to upvote all the thirsty 14 year old boy comments.
Antrazit
That seems unsafe
downvotevacuum
Maybe it's just me, but I think I also see the outline of a thong.
r0twhylr
Ninja'd by everyone, but going to say it anyway: what a fucking idiot. Do NOT bring a a baby to a driving range. FFS.
Muhfynmann2
You can tell by the dudes voice that they are total dbags.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Epic.
billyrayvalentine
nickt0905
My advice to her would be to keep her head down.
BanGurHeaD
HeywouldJablowme
Ever hit a golf ball and go flying backwards? Yeah that baby is in a bad place
copingcabana
It's good to see her back, though.
TupacAintDead
Anyone else concerned for the baby being right there?
Siris22
Concerned that it’s messing up my shot while it’s screaming.
fedmoney
Unpopular opinion, but as someone who golfs once a week, I don't think the baby is in any danger.
AllAroundSad
I was going to laugh because I thought she was going to let go of the club... then I saw the baby.
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Cable85
KCJIS
Bend over and I'll drive.
amtronic
Momma looks pretty fine. I would play a round with her.
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komododave
zwitterion117
Gotta choke up,
wiltsjunk
Outfit on point though
EDoPur
Cute, but STUPID.
EccentricNut
PoopBurgers
#metoo
Donaldtrumpjnr
This has nothing to do with the post but i was so stoned today i actually hulicinated that i was talking to actual ghosts. Shit was crazy
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
They speak to you in times when your guard is down like sleep or like this..... Or your brain went into story mode all by itself.
TopherE
You have ghosts in your blood; do cocaine about it.
ButteredNoodleDriver
A virtuous cycle!
shufflindrudders3
Maybe you really were...q
jaxems
I know everyone is talking about the baby but what about the fact that you can see almost right through her golf skirt?
LOLOLOOLOL
So?
FaceDeMarde
Says a lot about this couple don't it lol
timcat4843
That's a good thing, especially if she's not wearing any underwear.
SophiesMum
Aside from that being a bad place to bring a baby, that baby is too big for his car seat! He needs a new one!
Ialwayslookhungover
Put some real shoes on.
FaceDeMarde
This post is 100%cringe
fbutt09
The real golfers do it barefoot
spacemarsballoon
Eh, my furthest drive was while I was wearing sandals
NapoleonDynOmite
None of that will help straighten her arms or fix that backswing
burywmore365
No. But it will allow her to plant that left foot. The reason she missed the ball is because she spun out of those flip flops.
thatauzzieguy
That kid is too tiny for shoes Sir!
imakesoft
Hot mama!
SilentSecretMan
Seriously bad place to bring a baby....
yingjun
As a white person, fuck white people
AdmiralLaLonzoghostpenis420YOLO
For real, I've swung so poorly that I have actually hit the ball backwards. She looks just as bad at the sport as I do
ThereItIsISaidIt
That’s the whole point of golf. To get away from the kids and wife.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Especially with the skills being shown that close
TheLumpiestOfSpacePrincesses
That baby doesn’t even fit that car seat...
sublimesapphire
An arguably worse place would be at the other end of the course
SilentSecretMan
Excruciator
In that small basket close to the ground? A worm burner could kill it. ?
HandoB4Javert
She's new to the swingers club.
PhilKenSebban
Yep! First thought was yeah thats funny but fuck me what bad baby placement.
B99Reactions
Gotta get my video, my baby's safety is in the backburner ok
PickleMorty
Definitely a bad place to put a baby. Lol swi g lose a club and a baby at the same tine
3006mv
Or a ball
Bytencoder
Yeah, in the middle of people not wearing masks..
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
andychristman2000
I’m sure people that do this will be the first to file a lawsuit saying there were no signs and baby now has brain damage . Give me monies
fake40nedeso
Exactly even the faintest hint of having to get a lawyer would have made me ban them from the range (maybe the toilets, shop and bar)
fake40nedeso
* maybe NOT the toilets …
TheOGPooner
Yup... I once swung and missed a ball and softly brought my swing back through... hit the ball directly backwards
fake40nedeso
TechnicallyRight
See that skirt? That is a step father application waiting to be filled out.
SpoilsburyToastMan
H4cksx0r
veryhairyarea
Especially for someone with a golf swing like that.
Mimsey
Yeah, and that is especially bad placement. Do not put anything you care about in the same plane of motion as a rapidly moving object.
AmazingSpiderCam
I was at the range a few weeks ago, someone brought 4 kids. They were running around like in people’s boxes I was terrified of killing a kid
fake40nedeso
And the range was OK with that? For me even a waver wouldn’t do…
fake40nedeso
* waiver! lol someone waving at you annoyingly might also do the trick
AmazingSpiderCam
It’s not the nicest range in the world, they don’t care about much
ThrownClub
I have had a tee kick back an stick in a bag before so, yeah, terrible location.
theoccultist
Yeah, the baby's gonna ruin the $3 you paid for 50 balls at the range. Calm down.
theoccultist
I'll also throw out there that there's no difference between the baby and the guy cursing up a storm as he drives his 3rd slice in a row.
safavid
I'd be pissed
FreemansRedHotRebar
No kidding! You know how hard it is to get baby off of a driver? God it gets in all the groves and it'll stink up the bag something fierce
ThrownClub
Drivers do not have grooves.
RolandLovecraft
Thats why you use an open face club sand wedge. Mmmmhhh, sandwich!
?1
jacblake
I had a similar experience with a microwave...
princessamdahla
You sound like you're speaking from experience...
theDogter
They couldn't find a sitter. And their fun is more important than your fun.
fake40nedeso
I know, sarcasm but in all seriousness, I think you would find somebody watching the kid for you if you’d ask there…
Kassimila
The fact that you think 'finding a sitter' during COVID is easy, tells me you don't have children.
theDogter
I have 2. I dont think it would be easy, but I do think they are being shitty people. Sometimes you shouldn't just do what you want.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
And especially bad lining them up parallel with your swing. At least move them out of harm’s way.
fake40nedeso
Exactly, at least get a caddy between them
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Nah, caddies are kinda useful. Use a ball collector in the ball suit. Some places use chicken wire around 2x4s but I recommend plexiglass.
fake40nedeso
I meant the gold bag with or without trolley for "an ultra minimalistic attempt of protecting the child"
AFistfulOfDollHairs
I don’t know about you but it’s illegal to have your gold bag hanging out in public especially around babies.
bonniecarusoart
Wtf were they thinking? Stray balls, flying clubs. Of course still damn funny
exceedinglyaverage247
If he dies he dies.
Kazgen
Thank goodness this is the top comment...
DVSBSTrD
So what? With a stance like that she'll just make another one with her golf club.
TheRicM
Cringe and gross
CornMan
I'm going to assume she's just an Instagram Mom getting a shot that shows she can "Do it All". I don't know if that makes it any better tho
dazzle8124
Especially a baby that judgemental
Icantjumpovera5foothedge
Geek13
This is quality.
Gianttesticlemonster
Thank You! Danger and the loud random screeching is an inconsiderate variable to other golfers
SilentSecretMan
This too!
RtsWillH1Mself
Exactly! Babies have terrible golf etiquette.
TheOGPooner
The worst
Dragon10449
Well its only cause theyre not old enough to be fat, wear dumb clothes that dont match, and be casually racist. Thats golf etiquette right?
Aerogeneral
Nah, golfing is actually a lot of fun, too many high class tuckers think that it isn't about getting drunk and smacking a ball with a stick.
WayLatetotheParty
Like golfing with Trump!
rimaldo8424
Agreed. These are some dumbass people! One rogue ball or club and that baby is going to the hospital.
peanutbutternjealous13
Or worse, expelled
CorydorasAfavorplease
Any of those things can easily kill a baby before it ever sees a hospital.
TheOGPooner
Maybe even the morgue
Hurro
Fuck them other golfers - guy who is there to play a game not write the Bar exam. Have fun, talk to your buddies, enjoy yourselves.
RtsWillH1Mself
Why can't people just respect other people?
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
I’m going to throw this out there. Shitty grass and driving range setup probably means city owned or shitty golf course.
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
Pretty sure the wanna be yuppies could care less and probably not going pro any time soon.
Hurro
Yikes more serious golfers here than I thought lol.
RtsWillH1Mself
Not always about golf. People just don't care about how others might feel around them in general.
TheZacAttack
I mean it's just a driving range...... around here all the ranges are like bowling alleys, you go to have fun
Holdmyhamster
Someone once brought their newborn to our volleyball game and I blocked more balls going towards the baby than our court. Big distraction.
merdock379
Agreed. No one wants a baby jfc leave it in the car.
TurtleOwODoom
I seriously dislike golf, but after working at a golf course for a while I don't see how bringing a baby there is particularly bad?
eaglesquared
Clubs break... I’ve had heads fly down range and even straight up. Graphite has a finite life.
allmypostshadnopantson
I so f*cking agree, it's not a place for breastfeeding.
immabearrawr
Gotta drain those puppies to free up her swing
Anasetsuken
Why stop there? Next spot, gun range. Followed by watching a high speed dirt racing right next to the track
Celtoloco
why not just take the kid racing? America!!!!!
DuineSgith
THIS SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, come on down and bring the kids for a great day out; 10￠ beer nite!
TK421isAFK
Backfires are a lot more common at a driving range than a shooting range, especially with new golfers. That kid is in mortal danger.
BIackNoir
Right? Just leave them in the car with the windows up when you do this stuff. Especially during summer when it's busier.
drduffer
You know, you can leave the dog in there too; for company!
TheBIFFALLO87
Honestly a gun range is probably safer other than noise. Everyone I've ever gone with practices safety first. Slice a ball night night baby
cbale2000
Was just about to say this actually. Gun range is likely the safer of the two.
AManIsNoOne
Babies need sleep so I don't see the problem
DanFranzen
Or lose your grip on the club!
stannisbaeratheon
What about lead exposure?
ProphetofEntropy
its the lack of proper baby ear pro.
BritishBenzene
Im all for teaching gun safety early, but please don’t expose kids to lead dust until they can at least wash their hands reliably.
vahnn
People overlook this factor a lot. Even adults I know don't wash their hands and face after a range trip.
HighlandPotatoe
Actually yeah, babies can end up in hospital from chewing on a single toy painted with lead paont
Dragon10449
I got confused for a sec cause I forgot indoor ranges are a thing. RIP people who can only shoot indoors. Outdoor ranges & p.property rules!
ProphetofEntropy
even outside, the chance of damaging your babies hearing... seems irresponsible, what if the earmuffs come off and you dont notice?
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Soujaofmisfortune
Pot, meet kettle.
RtsWillH1Mself
There's a difference between being over sensitive and pointing out how dangerous and stupid something is.
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Seishin4
It's golf, and the kid is on the sidelines. Is it really that common for balls and clubs to go flying the wrong way? I don't golf.
RtsWillH1Mself
Not a whole lot. But enough.