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Death defying stunt
SAUCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-LhWP_T0IA
Sep 3, 2016 9:12 PM
sorocraft
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SAUCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-LhWP_T0IA
PooPooTrains
OSHA would not approve.
JustanaverageJon
Someone should make the parsmedics facr as a reaction gif
JustanaverageJon
*paramedic face
LeGrandPeg
https://media0.giphy.com/media/aZ3LDBs1ExsE8/200.gif
StreetCarNamedDepression21
White people
joelasko
I think the funniest would be if after all of that someone asks for an autograph, hands him some paper and he gets a paper cut
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
LisaJWho
"Do not try this at home" Ah shit wait while I put away my 30 foot pole and my collection of swords.
IAmBait
Britain Has A Bunch Of Fucking Lunatics*
ZoRawr
This guy is Russian if I remember correctly
MyNameIsProtex
Moldovan, but he won Russia's got talent IIRC. I watched live and it was even more terrifying.
DumpITtoKrumpit
Can confirm. Source: Drank with British Royal Marines. Ended up arrested, divorced, and pregnant in 12 hours. I'm a guy...so.
humblefish
Look at Ant and Dec's little faces.
kinkyclown
This is probably some kind of mutant/immortal human being who occasionally likes to fuck with whole generations
DenaliRaven
immortal ≠ invincible
kinkyclown
Word, but a mutant might be
cummygums
Munkeyhed
Nice to see Joey Lawrence is keeping busy.
odinsravenscloaca
No gag reflex
Cheekymonkey82
He would be real popular in prison
TerrahBite
I'll swallow your sword. ;) (jk i'm taken xD)
MacabrePortrait
;) (Dx)
odinsravenscloaca
Now now...no really, do it now lol
TerrahBite
lol.
NocturneofLaconice
https://imgur.com/HGylJQl
throatpunchspecialist
Was trying to take a dump. But this puckerd me right back up.
IshartedOnce
EatSleepSwim
I like how it took a little bit for the "do not try this at home" warning showed up.
JoeMetallic
I bet he can suck a mean dick. C'mon--just sayin'.
Shoguna
I don't even know how he managed to stop falling from the pole with the weight of his balls.
dicaprioonacid
As far as i can See He is doing male pole dance, means He lossens the grip from his ankel and clenches them at the end, this move is a drop
sadiii
Can we just give him a million dollars so that he can never attempt this crazy shit again and just go to Disney Land and stuff like that.
Dalakh
WITNESS ME !
BritishBatman
are the holes in it to make sure he can't choke to death if it gets stuck?
GoCorral
They're to make you think the blade isn't collapsible. This one probably curls instead of retreating into the hilt
GuliaJulia
CatsandDnD
This was exactly my reaction. Crazy dude.
andstabitdead
Good think it says not to try at home, I was just about to set up the pole
Hellguin
Those are just suggestions..... Hold my beet, I will show you how it's done.
hyptosis
haha beet, hahahaha
Hellguin
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16100000/Dwight-dwight-schrute-16100666-512-288.jpg
hyptosis
hehehehe :D
Hellguin
I know what I originally typed :)
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Got ya covered fam
Hellguin
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16100000/Dwight-dwight-schrute-16100666-512-288.jpg
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Don't lie, we all know you've already got a pole set up in your house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheBovineLord
How can I not expect more from pole dancers now?
ThefastestSlug
Why is no one else wondering how the fuck he practiced this without dying?
PatrikLilja
No, not really..
Sheex
He probably did the drop thousands of times without the blade in his mouth.
Denamic
He stabbed himself with smaller blades to build up an immunity
poltory
Kind of, yes. Practice to gradually build up appropriate scar tissue and have the organs move aside in the right way.
mehwhyshouldithinkofsomethingunique
So someone gave his act a green light to do this? That's a bold strategy, Cotton
SherMattLockSmith
YOU GET A WAIVER AND YOU GET A WAIVER, EVERYONE GETS A LEGALLY INDEMNIFYING WAIVER!!!
Gomer592
just think before you sign why they want a waiver, then triple that damage, and you might be close to the worst thing that will happen,
AngelsinmyMouthfield
Pepper's gonna need a new pair of shorts
thegelatoking
One time only special event.
JakeSuperPants
Well if he dies think of the ratings boost
ihatewarmpickles
Let's see if it plays out
MaxedOutInOneMonth
Either that, or he signed a contract saying that his family will clean up in case it goes bad.
RageCuddles
Wasn't there a show in Europe where a guy got paralyzed trying to jump a car? Pretty brutal.
por2
Yes it was in one of the biggest shows in Germany where people bet against celebs that they can do something special. Well he won - somehow
ThumpersFloppyEars
Yes, in Germany. Contestant tripped after landing one of the last jumps, broke his neck. Host of show resigned afterwards.
ThumpersFloppyEars
Car was driven by his father btw
RageCuddles
Jesus that's horrible. Although I mean... he did kinda bring it upon himself.
stevetehpirate
Your reference game made the comment. So says Steve.
ScreamedStableBoy
I like that you have 666 upvotes.
ScreamedStableBoy
Well nvm
Tsumino79
he now has 1337 up doots
troublecliff
Iliketrainsies
poochyena
Sword swallowing isn't an illusion though.
ArkenX
Idk man my ex wife did it all the time but I never saw it. Sounds like an illusion to me.
DougForcett
Sword swallowing isn't a trick, they literally swallow it. I guarantee the sword he used wasn't sharp but it still would have killed him.
Tacowolf7
Yup. Passes between the lungs and pushes the heart to the side a bit I hear.
Danieljtah
Just because people can do it legit doesnt mean this guy does it. I dont know whether its a trick or not, but it could be.
Danieljtah
Also wouldnt climbing and bending your body while swallowing a sword be super hard and dangerous in itself?
PatrikLilja
It could be done with a retractable blade, but this blade has clear markings and too long for the handle, still has blade down his throat.
Muttons1337
Wouldn't the sword not being sharp be the trick to it?
Muttons1337
Geeeez ask a genuine question and get bludgeoned with hate! Never change, imgur. I love you just the way you are.
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
I'm pretty sure if he swallowed a long spoon for this move it would have impaled him if he fucked it up...
Muttons1337
I mean, maybe? I don't know. I'm not an expert on swallowing, only spitting.
Randolfsky
A trick is something a whore does for money.
fatsitchampion
Reference on point
hooktail419
Sorry, CANDY.
RetConMan
or cocaine!
atrickissomethingawhoredoesformoney
Always late with the relevant username...
ikariann
OMG RANDOLFSKY they're call girls!
Tympanga
*They're called girls.
LavaAxe
They're call girls while they're still alive. When they're dead they're just hookers.
CarlosSpicyweiner
https://i.imgflip.com/1a08f5.jpg
Hungryhungryhippogriff
There was an American contestant that got shot in the neck with a crossbow
SonOfAMia
It was a dull tip that was on fire. He got a bruise and that's it.
Hungryhungryhippogriff
People where asking for a link. http://youtube.com/watch?v=zI0078roSKg
CometLaHal
nice
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
YouTube link? Not interested
arnottkid
Welp than I guess you missed a great opportunity to see what you clicked the comment hoping for
thebowlllama
He was on a different episode where he brought a meat hook out his nose too wasn't he?
fireeternal
Its 1:43 https://youtu.be/zI0078roSKg?t=1m43s
TwoBallsOnePenis
She looked like she felt so bad.
North98
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ClaptrapIsLoveClaptrapIsLife
Guess it wasn't that sharp
badtaste
yes, i was disappointed too
Jiggysaurus54
It was flaming.
Counterfit
I don't think you should make any assumptions about that arrow's sexual preferences
HodorFirstOfHisName
You oversold it, brub. It wasn't that bad
stevetehpirate
Totally. I was expecting to see something like this https://youtu.be/plvKlnguJVE (Hockey + Blood + NSFL)
Enderborn94
Was he ok?
Ignition101
Physically yes, but mentally not really...
sulfuratus
Not since the accident – okay, he actually didn't receive any lasting damage: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Malarchuk#Neck_injury
PhilDunphyIsMySpiritAnimal
Holy shit.
stevetehpirate
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
PrisonMichaelScott
I...want...to...see this.
odraencoded
No you don't. At least I don't.
JustSomeGuy44
it isn't serious, don't worry, he just got shot with a fire arrow and it bounced back before he could get burnt, he even talked after that.
Hungryhungryhippogriff
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zI0078roSKg
Metage
Aw... Not Liveleak?
Triclopsian
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CanYouPleaseStopReadingMyUsername
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CaptainModeratelyObvious
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stopwiththewinxclubporn
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Wolfy1005
Dot
CossackHD
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Holybelief
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RootBearFloat
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dudeloveall
For when my kids asleep later
cheddarjacktees
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VillainNumberOne
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EClaire1073
•
dduncan55330
What sorcery...
odraencoded
lol ur dot's fat
stickitinuryolo
So, he's single?
Potentiate
I mean, he could've died the least i can do is upvote
Killertomato84
i believe in his next performance he did the same thing only without a sword in his throat, and there was a running chainsaw on the bottom.
hahahasrsly
If only he got the upvote
FUNTATX210
Meh, he put himself in that position. But upvote for effort and execution!
SabakuNoWaOreNoStandoDa
Hehe, execution.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Funny how his effort and your comment get the same treatment on imgur. An upvote
LonelinessAndDespair
Binary society. Yay or nay.
thepaganzymurgist
Who hurt you?
UnhelpfulAnswers
I honestly don't know why I got downvoted to hell but it's funny :D
SideEffectsOfJuice
Imgur downvotes stabbed him in the neck
ArtMadeofYourComment
I don't see how this comment is bad... it's a +1 from me.
Chemnerd263
I'll give you an upvote, it made me laugh.
PrisonMichaelScott
Man, you really fucked up with that comment
AfroSamuraiRM
Nah Imgur did. The funny part is that some people miss the joke. Others see "-1 well this guy is clearly a monster, don't gotta read it -1"
Potentiate
Lmao how does this have -74 points? What is so offensive about this comment? R.I.P @mds88
UnhelpfulAnswers
Tis but a scratch!
Potentiate
I checked your status to see whether I should joke about it or rail against the injustice. Naught but a flesh wound.
SoulGiraffe
Props for taking the L
Rebar77
c'mon baby, don't be so stingy with those updoots. We're all friends here, except for Steve, he's a twat. cheers.
smeden87
fuck steve, he never helps out with the dishes
TwoBallsOnePenis
Who invited Steve? That guy is a cunt.
Steveysaidthis
This was 2 years ago but fuck you!!
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Yes that goddam Steve.
LonelinessAndDespair
He most likely had a safety sheath swallowed beforehand, because movements with a sword in your gut, no matter how mastered, will kill you.
naj341
I was going to do this at home but then I saw the warning. Thank you.
itsnotyouitsmeme
BlaZ369420
What warning?
wallachia
I'm still going to do it. Let me go get my sword and my fifteen foot pole.
NameNotFoundException
Just remember to ask your mother for permission before using her pole
wallachia
http://imgur.com/dkedAyC
ThePretzelFamily
Another life saved
Brutalwizerd
Imgur comments... never disappinting me
9thdimensionalhiplo
So close naj. Praise cthulu that there was a warning
vilsva
Its probably to not get sued, or if they do, they warned the public
LordVetinari42
Smart warnings save lives.
dannyb89x
JasonWaterfaIIs
Lucky you, I had my katana halfway down my gullet before I realized!!
cutieerica
You're good now.
Fuhque92
Someone end this clip right before he stops sliding down the pole and get to fp.
Mentalguy15
go to a friend house instead
ClintonHardy
Or go outside.
mikeyMN
Cum over. I have plenty of swords and fedoras. We can sip Franzia wine then show the world exactly what we have to offer to women everywhere
IamGrrreen
Come....over to my house.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
We are gonna get all the M'ladies
MettalViking
Cheekymonkey82
Omg you're killin me hahahaha
frobert
Omg you're killin M'lady
Cheekymonkey82
Hahahahaha
Deathviper
Sounds fun XD rawr, ;) m'ladys out there better watch out a group of irresistible true gentleman is forming ;).
Cheekymonkey82
I really do hope you are joking hahahaha
DidNotIntendToBeHereThisLong
Not sure if joking..
BroadFjord
Upvoted and downvoted just in case
Deathviper
Not at all m'lady
ivegotstupidvision
Film it
TheLoneCourier
Ratchet Gladiator/Deadlocked reference?
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
ded
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Peter pan?!?!?!!!!?!
magmadar
friendly reminder that when swordswallowers do these tricks , the blades aren´t sharpened or lethal and basically long iron sticks.
poochyena
lol, wow, thats it? Well, I mean, anyone could do that!
MethLarry
Its still fucking impressive
EroticZombiePants
If that trick failed, he's still impaling his innards even with a dull sword.
Hendlton
I was thinking about that. For the real trick, he should have cut a piece of paper with it to show the sharpness.
justtwobrothers
Still, though
swen83
i don't think that would have mattered one bit to his internals had he hit the floor.
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Yeah, but if you got rebar shoved through your body after slamming into the floor, it'd be lethal. Just sayin'.
waccracker
Yeah but I bet you don't get any do-overs if you mess up either. And I'm sure that's lethal if you smash it into the floor, come on man!
WillStripForRP
But if you look closly at the video his looks like it has a point
ZobRombie
Long iron sticks inside of what is basically a soft meat bag is still a really risky thing...
magmadar
that being sad , it´s still very sick !
Groose
It can still tear your throat and insides up
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
That sword was still pointed at the end. Maybe not a sharp point but it would have no problem ripping through flesh
TheGoodStuffx100
It still hurts though
MickeyB3625
Fuck you dude
abeardedblacksmith
So if he messed up, he'd just have a long iron stick shoved farther into his body. No biggie
APersonWhoUsesImgur
If your mom can handle it so can he
DrPaulaIrving
graffitimonkey
Yer chat's pish, pal.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
I'm not you pal, buddy
GitGudBoi
I'm not your buddy, pal. Sorry... I'll leave now...
angelquzero
Yeah but he is not that experienced.
anarkick
Ooooohhhh... feel the burn
Pheonix686
I'd imagine that would still do some serious damage to his mouth/throat if it all went wrong though.
Sheex
Yes, blunt or not it'd probably have punctured a couple organs at least.
Pheonix686
I mean minimizing risk is one thing, complete safety is another.
kosmoosi
Or disregard thereof.
Baccano2015
Or a collapsible blade. Nothing going down the throat at all.
Chaosengine13
That's what she said!
NastyHabit
Can't melt steel beams.
zekrambogg
The holes in the blade are actually there to demonstrated that no, it's not collapsible in this case. Sword swallowing isn't an illusion.
zekrambogg
It's just a skill that relies on body control to bend your esophagus properly. I'm guessing most acrobats could pick it up fairly quickly.
brianclementsvatua
"just a skill"
ecodude
Takes longer than you'd think. Most sword swallowers can only use a long dagger, a full sword like this would take years to master.
FormerRoustabout
I taught myself sword swallowing at 17. Lots and lots of research. Will do a post soon. It is real. Can be dangerous. Guy is awesome/crazy.
daydark1337
I love how everyone is an expert on everything. I doubt you know more about swordswallowing than the rest of us. You're speculating.
owlest
nah I dont think they do that, noone would pay money to see that shit in that case
Bugofbelgium
X-ray to authenticate.
Hendlton
People pay good money to see magicians cut people in half, make them disappear and catch bullets with their teeth, I why not this, then?
owlest
because people dont know how magicians do it and its interesting, doing something everyone can see is fake is not.
13thDukeofWybourne
I'd wager that without great precautions and skill a long iron stick through 1/3 of your body tends to be lethal.
Hendlton
Probably not. It may pierce or tear his stomach but it's not *that* deadly, especially since they had medics on standby.
NastyHabit
I keep telling her..
TheWayADrillWorks
I do have to wonder how one learns to be a swordswallower... do they have practice swords?
strakur
Yes and the japanese word for them is dildo
wererat2000
...I can't tell if you're joking. It is japan after all.
MstrFool
Naw, they start with pins and needles. ;)
XeArg
baby steps i guess
CoomebackKidd
Like many skills, it all starts with suppressing your gag reflex and extends from there.
NotSoAngryGuy
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/buster-skills2.png?w=650&h=331
SirDistic
You have no idea how many job interviews this has helped me with.
assnoodle
I swiped to a couple of different posts, came back to upvote this.
SirDistic
Thank you. I appreciate someone with a sense of humor.
iceinacup
Usually they start of with a thin wire hanger, just to get rid of their gag reflex and so if they do mess up it won't cause serious damage
NachoAverageBurrito
They use hangers for that?? And here I am using dicks like some sort of filthy casual.
iceinacup
Either hangers or just regular wires. I'm not sure which. I saw it on a show called freakshow (Highly recommend)
iAmAlt
Ow God the look on that paramedics face haha
IsometricMan
"I woulda had nothing for that injury."
Bootsy81
That's a face that says "If that went wrong everyone would have found out I have no idea how to treat that injury."
krapmyself
He like " whoo, that was close. I've seen enough crazy shit on this job already."
keeblur
His act was an attempted murder for them.
Joksujuke
Wait till you see the cleaner's reaction
SocialistGurkan
nightmarerunner
WE WEREN'T TRAINED FOR THIS
NatureIsFirst
Ow? Did someone hurt you?
FrozenTime
I've seen the gif before and I still struggled with not covering my face and feeling really tense and worried.
SmellOfMonkey
Reminded me of the bedazzled jeans guy at the start of Deadpool "i didn't know what to do. I was so scared "
Chaosmetal
I'm not paid enough for this bullshit.
flarby
As an EMT, I would imagine our treatment would be a STAT diesel bolus
SirTimTimOfSealand
Given the vasculature around that area if he nicks something diesel won't save him unless he does it in a hospital OR.
oneoldman
They usually swallow a tube first to protect against sharp edges. Ariway gon' be fuuuucked though
PiGuy314
Okay. Now what?
flarby
I like you.
zeacorzeppelin10
"Damn that was lucky"
TuggSpeedmann
Well what could you do as a paramedic?
Trumpcard814
Intubate to protect airway, bilateral large bore ivs wide open and diesel bolus to trauma hospital. Maybe take cspine if youre feelin saucy
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Intubation is extra easy because the esophagus is already blocked by the sword :D
Doopapotamus
Clench my asshole so hard in hopes he doesn't die that I could turn stool into freaking diamond.
SuburbanMeerkat
After that stunt I'd wager more than a few folks in the audience needed a clean pair of chonies
SirTimTimOfSealand
Call dispatch and let them know that you have a DOA patient.
JD7003
How do you figure? Unless you knew the sword perforated the aorta then I believe he'd be viable.
Osarphi
Well, if the edge is sharp, he will cut himself internally on a meter by failing, and the bleeding will surely kill him.
Gomer592
the edge is never sharp on a swallow sword, the point is tho, and if he screwed up , ruptured stomach = dead
SIrEvilMustache
DOA = Dead On Arrival?
myusernamewillalwaysberelevant
Yes
oneoldman
Dead or alive. You wanna make sure you've got all your bases covered, ya' know?
bigstacks
Internal stab wounds were not covered in class. Shit.
wererat2000
How... How would you fix that? Emergency surgery?
Natatha
Without a fully staffed trauma OR that he fell into, blood loss would take him well before he could be moved off the stage.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Yeah, but he pretty much would have to fall into the prepped OR because by the time he is ready brought into the clinic he's gone.
ashmenon
Windex.
humblefish
"Phew, another day that noone needs to know I made this uniform at home."
idotherock
Hahahaha! Yes.
zeacorzeppelin10
Talk about lying on a resume
lukewarmbookworm
As a lifeguard, this.
DxnM
ashmenon
Much.
Jaytheplane
Best comment here!
glowbuggy
As a paramedic... I'd be sitting back watching like come on slip....make my day
morpheus7826
As a paramedic, I agree, messy but fun
Ni9htWeasel
Saaaaame
SunfishHero
thechaplin
Thank you. I was waiting for this
squishcat
I understand hospital workers get excited from codes, it's probably the same for paramedics at times.
didsomeonesayanal
heh, don't bother, he's already dead *sips coffee* You're like that, arent ya :P
SarcasmMonster
Saaaaaame!!!!
Cleverpanda
Stabilize and sign over to a surgeon before he dies?
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
unless you have a blakemore tube in your kit, good luck stabilizing shit
Cleverpanda
My training is in advanced wilderness first aid and rescue, I'm no ER doc or Paramedic... What does that do? Lol
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
a blakemore tube is a surgical tool that allows you to stop upper GI bleeding via an inflatable balloon. It was a joke, no amb has one.
DerpeDiem
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
Matt be like: BLYAT!
JD7003
That face is perfect. Source; I'm a medic.
iAmAlt
Hahaha thanks
DerpeDiem
U r welcome, son.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
ivegotstupidvision
Now do the girls face. Lol
Speedwagonsan
Deeper
smjack99999
Enhance!
idonthaveabetterusername
jsng12
"Could you please? Not die? Today?"
ImSimplyAChairLeg
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
This is why I imgur.
morpheus7826
Easy call....yep he dead, sign here, all done
GuinnessSteve
Trauma dead stays dead.
BoooBerry
What I was thinking. What could a paramedic do but read the last rights? XD
sumowoman
"You have the right to remain silent... forever".
Cleverpanda
they would Keep the blade stable so it didn't cause more bleeding and keep the patient immobile until they could get in an operating room
morpheus7826
Nah something like that, he's gonna be a goner real quick, he'd bleed out before we even got him on a stretcher
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oneoldman
The performers usually have a tube of some kind that they swallow first d/t sharp edges. Hell'va job to secure that airway though.
TydenS
*rites and they can't even do that unless they're priests. Which would be an odd career combo. Kinda cool idea though.
morpheus7826
I've worked with a few
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
A colleague of mine is paramedic and coroner. No matter what happens, he takes the patient with him.
oneoldman
Grab 'em all, sort em out later. I like it.
BoooBerry
You got me. Commenting on here from the bar on my phone often opens me up to grammar Nazism.
TydenS
It's spelling mate, not grammar. I was just trying to help, not give you a hard time. A lot of people don't know. No biggie.