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Front page edit: well shit I wake up to see I made it send female nudz
killapixx
Repost
hedonist222
Woman standing on chair. How Caucasian lol
BrokeGuy
I find this offensive as a fellow reptilian. #Reptillianlivesmatter
blackbenetavo
Excellent.
IAAShRaPNeL
I like her attitude. Like this is a common occurrence.
Plemeno
Are you kidding? If hes a paying customer there's no reason to discriminate
heinzb
Go Anna! Btw we don't get deer carcasses in Australia very often...
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
What kinda biased discriminatory restaurant is this joint? If McDonald's can serve Trump, surely this place can serve one measly lizard.
skellington01
If McDonald's can serve one measly lizard, surely this place can too!
NotACanadian
Whoa, 'measly' lizard? It's 2018, dude.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
Someone needs to better monitor him.
CamiKitten80
Haaaaaaa I see what you did there
ASolitudeGuard
DON’T PULL HIM/HER BY THE GODDAMN TAIL!! I know it’s probably a repost, but still! It’s not good for it.
Bigcurly2000
I can hear it yelling "I want to speak to the manageeeeerrrrr!
billiardsoddmanout
That lizard from Rescuers Down Under! Trying to get them eggs!
woodstock50042
"Okay! Who ordered the lizard rare??" *waitress probably*
leocruzs
I'm worried that could be in my country
derekjohn
A waitress I would gladly tip. Usually I don't; I think this is service above and beyond.
Stanbob
Yeah not going to get sick of these ever
ThunderMeikle
This has been on the front page so many times, i hope that waiter is a ingur fan so she knows how much she is apreciated.
Sagerider
That is the special of the day.
DogBoobs
Is this katracoon? Smells like @KatRaccoon
CanadianFurr
Art style says KatRaccoon, looking at their site also says KatRaccoon.
januskincaid
Also it says it in the first panel.
themarc431
I she was French and working in an Aussie restaurant and obviously doesn't know those things can tear the muscle straight from your arm.
JaxJamesTheTenaciousTurtle
I know people are calling her dumb, but I kinda secretly think she's low-key badass. It's a good party story at least
TrilobiteSushi
I suspect no one would call a lizard wrassling waitress "dumb" to her face however.
ilikebreadalot
So in that instance would it actually be afraid or would it come back angrier?
MarksmanPenguin
I never noticed the woman standing on her chair before
mazimillion
Bitchass
mrCheese7
This is in Singapore, they are friendly if you feed them :)
juzsayin
http://www.smh.com.au/news/science/venom-research-badmouths-goannas/2005/11/17/1132016892739.html
juzsayin
Nope. It's Australia and their bites can be dangerous.
mrCheese7
It looks very similar to a hotel on sentosa island, big lizards come in to say good morning
mmmmmjesus
Australia?
mmmmmjesus
Australia.
Asynk
But French waitress ;)
NEONWAVE
Well lizard people are welcome in my establishment! And sexy argonians...
TheFoxyVixen
That lizard's a paying customer dammit, and a polite one at that.
skellington01
It's plain racism, we need to riot in the streets!
dontyoudarelookatme
I see no money
TheFoxyVixen
His wallet probably got thrown out with him. Check the coat pockets though.
panheadaj
Dammit, here's you're upvote
eskimobill1919
No shoes, no shirt, no opposable thumbs, no service
GreentextsForEverything
Well...
roakira5102
And a connoisseur of fine eats
darkunited
Pretty sure if that thing bites her shes going to have a bad time and a bad infection to go with it.
Rifneno
You're right. She's a dumbass. The story behind this is that she's French and new there. She had no idea that thing was dangerous. Let me
Rifneno
repeat that. She had NO IDEA that a GIANT FUCKING LIZARD in AUSTRALIA might be dangerous. Dumb. Ass.
ruferto
we don't insult people for not-knowing things ronald. we save our scron for those who deserve it
ruferto
heh, scron
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
How, exactly, does one save one's scron? And can one sell it for moeny?
shreddedking
monitor lizard aren't poisonous and their bites are pretty easily treatable
Rifneno
It is a monitor. In particular, a goanna. And they absolutely do possess a venomous bite. Sauce in reply.
Rifneno
http://www.smh.com.au/news/science/venom-research-badmouths-goannas/2005/11/17/1132016892739.html