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Matching Canadian tuxes: jeanius
Nobody should be wearing that much denim
Nov 21, 2017 5:18 PM
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Nobody should be wearing that much denim
lucielui1117
LesLesVegetables
The Canadian tuxedo!
stimpsonjcatt
Canadian Christmas
sentientseven
StormbreakerBRB
The grandpa looks very young.
mcthegreat
it's that chin strap beard. Is my only gripe
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
Canadian Tuxedos ftw. Don't listen to OPs hate speech.
Yarthurusrex
moih
That doesn't make any sense but it made me smile. +1
sileeds
RandomRanger
Canadian Tuxedo game on point
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
What the fuck is this shit. That mans feet are way tooo small
KobeBurger
Shameful. Absolutely disgraceful. This kid is hoarding two dads when others don't even have one.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
ChronologicalMyopia
Sooooo, Canadians then?
CleverClint407
It's touching to see 2 older brothers taking a pic with their baby bro.
guyintoga
as a canadian....
knuttsakjones
All I see are some really spiffy Canadian tuxedos. True dad fashion
joemcc55
The epitome of Canadian tuxedo
shoulkion
Maybe they're Canadian. Why you gotta be racist?
hajimedj
You got it all wrong, dude. No gay man would have such dreadful wallpaper in their house, ever.
Opportunist
Well it's obviously the portrait studio set.
Billyboblopeze
WHAT ARE THOSSSSSSEEEEE
GoodnessGraciousGreatBallsOfFiree
whencatsattack64
They look like the 80s version of sneaker styles of the future. More Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure than Back to the Future though.
intotheEnd
Myth buster: gay guys have better fashion sense
electricmind
well there are always a few rotten apples:
YouThinkThatsBad
its called fashion. look it up sweaty
Mayhem007
Carrot Top's lesser known gay brother?
electricmind
Lol, from this one I have a feeling Pennywise would run.
100314finallymadeitofficial
Sorry but I can’t agree with this picture...it’s appalling the lack of lights on that tree.
710FPS
The lack of symmetry on the garland is horrifying.
mariethebee
Seriously. That tree needs work. BOO! STUPID TREE!
Speldrawng
Blame the photo studio for that.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Jay Leno approved
StankyPankySammich
Or any Canadian approved haha!!
LazerFalcon
Is it just me or do those red shoes look really small
halfmexicanhalfamazing
s'alright he's got a big bottom
RandomAbscessMemories
Something about them makes them look like baby shoes.
ashsmasher82
I think small boot man used to be a woman.
slynnchef
First thing I noticed. What is wrong with us?
333onlyhalfevil
Was just thinking the same thing, like doll feet
cobaltandchrome
They do bc the puffy boot column outshines the foot length
mightymoxie
He boot too small for he got damn feet
bobscollegenohitter
Hey man. They could be Canadian. You never know.
MoroccanInHalifax
The entire black community Of the Yukon.
BrycedTea
Nothing like a nice Canadian tux.
OGsteelrain
There does appear to be 2 dad's. A lot of black kids in America don't even have 1
Canofminus
To quote the late, great Lou Reed "You're so vicious"
LokiShade
Cold blooded. +1
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
ChronologicalMyopia
bigdickrick206
Savage af
whywecanthavenicethings
This post is so dark I expected a painting that glows
whywecanthavenicethings
Comment. Not post. Typing screwup, time for a beer.
DickPicEnthusiast
Because they all moved to Canada to be true to themselves. Think of it as a modern-day underground railroad. The Rainbow Connection.
Bessity
+1 for Rainbow Connection!
DickPicEnthusiast
Someday we'll find it.
Bessity
The gay lovers, the gay dreamers, and gay old me!
Duffmansaysalotofthing
Never understood that reference. Im canadian and I don't even own a pair of jeans...
IamInappropriate
Definition: http://www.rsdb.org/race/blacks
davehawkey13
As a Canadian fuck you EH
MyNameIsMudd420
Are there 3 black peoples on Canada?
GeneralLeeAdyck
It’s plaid you son of a bitch! And if they are so Canadian....tell me Sir, where are their toques? WHAT SAY YOU!?!
CanadianOneDollarCoin
I find your lack of poutine disturbing. Sorry. -Canadian Darth Vader probably
Leei1337
The only offensive thing in this photo is the crappy tree
RocknBach5
And the denim. So much denim.
hibsta
It's not a bad little tree, just needs some love
kittymack
Oh my Lord its a freakin disaster!!! What was that photographer thinking?!
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Cheerleader effect much loo
NotHardly
I'm with you, so this must be fake news as these guys would have done so much better. Probably done at the mall.
BloodyPussyFart
yurmomfavoriteplumper
And the bad lighting
fnhngest
looks like it has apple peels hanging on it..?
Hongkongcav
Haha I was wondering what the hell that was, cuz what else could it be?
ngandr
My first thought was bacon
RudeRobby
mmmmm bacon
sheen1
Hahaha best comment !
PrincessCatBucket
Those red shoes are also pretty offensive
UmmonPrime
Its a sad sad tree
thtguyjosh
hey I got an idea lets hang some lasagna on the tree. it'll be great!
ThyCountess
There's not even a star.
RudeRobby
The tree is the correct size if you compare it to the Stone Henge from Spinal Tap
tofudisan
My first thought. That tree is horrible. Detracts from the denim glory going on.
Skulties1
My second thought was like that's a shitty present haul
sunyudai
Looks like a photography studio.
smolgods
But besides all that it is a pretty cute picture :D
squindiggly
3 presents for 1 kid? Sounds like a pretty great haul to me
MajorTomtogroundcontrol
Who wears this much denim? What are they, gay?
BrianStuart
https://youtu.be/gxtDvHFc8h8
MrPredator
Fucking assholes?
thatthatisisthat
Canadian tuxedo.
CaldariBob
Denim on denim is just wrong. Read your Bible, people!
lurkingismymiddlename
*Canadian tuxedo
crackaddictedbear
Mario wears denim denim denim. Denim denim denim.
ThyCountess
And those boots.. so tacky
johnnydarkside
Ha. Didn't even notice. Those looks like ugly versions of sparing pads. #PullingThemOff
IvnWng
*jumps down from tabletop* IM GAY
DooksandPooks
It’s like someone took a picture of my denim sofa upright next to a tree.
Derodric
1990's time travelers.
noneyobusisness
TheMightyKibbless
g'eh?
DutchymcDutchface
AAAend
Underrated
TheMightyKibbless
Underr-eh-ted?
AsianJimfromTheOffice
I wish I could upvote more than once
scoopshaagendazs
I'm crying lol
FreedomWaffles
Denim Dan wears that much denim
Gayforbae
Can confirm. Wear denim jacket with matching jeans. Makes me look like James Dean.
PinkyInTheBrain
DENIM'S BACK BITCHES. GAYS KNOW WHATS UP.
Skunkbeard
No. Nooo. Noooooooo
ProlapsePlower365
But what's the difference.
Mockingbirb
No, why
StevenAlequin
So gay, they dressed their child in it too! SMDH. When will parents learn.
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
Jesus I really wish I could favorite coments
Omegarighteous
It's only gay if you push back
dormantmutant
https://youtu.be/9llw997YtrA
TheS4ndm4n
I thought gays had good taste.
PrickAndSnorty
Yeah they have good taste when it comes to sucking dick, I guess.
mitzialbright
Watch your mouth! Thats a canadian tuxedo!
kimsahobbit
No I think the phrase is, Gays taste good. I could be wrong.
CometLaHal
some are just colorful
Aeixious
A common misconception. Gays only have good taste during the breeding season to attract a mate. The ones well dressed all the time are sluts
HessianGhost
Myth busted.
Laimbrane
Denim? I hardly even know him!
Krogdog
I love you.
ErkTheJrk
*The Gays
onetreelover2718
Take your fucking grammar check list and kick dirt you bitch. God I hate people like you. Make a comment or fuck off
PepsiIsBetterThanCocaCola
Make a comment or fuck off.* You forgot a period at the end, there.
sweatshopkids
Checklist is one word. Now you’ve been shit on twice in one day.
onetreelover2718
Babe shit on me all day.
CrazyCatLad
Denim? I don't even know him!
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
Or Canadian
kingkongmfg
DamnSomeoneStoleMyUserName
Plot Twist: Gay Canadians.
IamInappropriate
Well they are definitely Canadians, go ahead...take a look http://www.rsdb.org/race/blacks
StargateCommand
I was about to laugh then I realized I'm wearing literally the same thing as they are so...
TheJazzJackrabbit
What are you, gay?
StargateCommand
Only for money.
SpartaWolf117
what are the chances the only two black people in canada would be gay?
ironicchronic
That’s actually a derogatory joke amongst waiters in the restaurant industry
elizardo
Lol. what the fuck?
ironicchronic
The stereotype is the black community are known for being poor tippers and in Canada it isn’t necessary to tip after dining.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yes it is. But 15% is the standard tip here, which is lower than the standard tip in the US, so Canadians in the US tend to tip low.
chbarts
So Black Canadians steal tips from the pool?
SalPic
Gaynadians?
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Sounds like a band name
tortillaboy
misterturdcat
TheMightyKibbless
FUCK. I was too l-eh-te
illbethere
Wait...Cangaydians?
clnoy
Cantheygaydians?
madguy50
They sure can dance.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I wonder what that accent sounds like.
clnoy
Gay with a hint of maple syrup.
Ceora
"oh hhhheeeeeyyyy" *csi enhance* "oh eeeeeehhhhhh, sorry"
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Sorry with a lisp. "Thorry"
Exowe
Or in the 80'
TheRealMcCoy92
Maybe theyre from queerbec
PrivateNoodles
HEY! Yes that is probably what it is, since I like wearing a lot of denim too.
TheFrozenCanadian
Yes
ZeekandAqua
Same thing, really /s
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
The guy you're replying to already said "Gay".
thecanadianhero
As a Canadian... who is not gay....... I am sorry...
Puninthe0ven
Cagaydian
pontiacgirl75
Now now, that denim is something that protects against the cold, just like those red/black plaid jackets, lol It's our defense in winter
Deacold
Or Texans
ViktorKovacs
G'eh
Kolkorro
SnackOverflowError
Who’s that, looks like Lindsey stirling
JudyJones28
It's Robin Sparkles. A Canadian treasure.
SnackOverflowError
Im new to canada, so I'm allowed to be clueless about our culture