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The whole meeting, I kept thinking about doing all the things we're NOT supposed to do!
I'm pretty sure I am gonna get fired.
Aug 12, 2017 11:34 PM
ImNoDoctor
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I'm pretty sure I am gonna get fired.
TheGreatWhiteWolf
Too bad smiling can be warped into "sexual harassment" these days. If you ain't pretty it's "creepy".
stabbedintheface
I once had an interview with MS and the person giving the interview was so attractive (and dressed to show) that I was seriously flummoxed
FBIseeyounow
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
I get it, you're no doctor. But that lady clearly knows what she's doing. Hot people usually know that they're hot.
tankboy
Sure, how do you think she landed the job?
txtbookpisces
When you see her as a coworker and nothing more, you've passed the class. .... heHAHA.... good luck buddy!
PeterParkerPickedAPeckOfPickledPeppers
They all do.
KabukiBukkake
snotcaulk
Honk
JustHereForGigglesAndD1cks
At least you can go out with a bang! (Or so you're hoping ;-P)
DeadpoolsTinyHand
She is clearly sexually harassing you by constantly giving you an erection.
ImNoDoctor
You're right! I should sue!!
Cyanide555
I wanna tell her how hot she is but she might think I'm sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. Bitch.
moodytravesty
you're the reason the rest of us have to sit through those stupidly obvious lessons
Crazy49er
Nothing stating you can't ask her out for a couple drinks. Tell her upfront you find her attractive and see this as good practice.
ImNoDoctor
Couple of drinks... Good idea!
spetcnaz
Lmaooo
spetcnaz
Jokes aside don't.
Ladymeowsalot
Wow.
Arracor
They're thick drinks though, she might have to suck pretty hard on the straw to get any out...
CaptainLogopolis
Straight guys are the worst
tothe9ines
Damn breeders, amiright?!
StaticVoidFalafel
Don't worry. She knows you are gay
terribledeathwhinny
That is when you ask her to roll play on what not to do.
grrayghost
Who wants to try?
rufiooo
Like somersault?
Shaggieh
role
upvotehypnotoad
"Sooo....I should *not* fondle your breasts like [this]?"
SolarDildo
Had me laughing. Have this lava cake with vanilla sauce.
parsleynarwhal
The comments on this fucking suck
MnightShariaLaw
Especially yours!
parsleynarwhal
Touché
Krzyjoe
They teach how to sexually harass at your job?
tothe9ines
What a time to be alive!
matthewcw07
SonicBoomYourFamily
I once experienced the opposite side. I interviewed a woman who was obviously trying to show her boobs off to get the job. Nah.
IFoldlyGo
She could have been a good engineer and give good presentations though - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo
gawdzilla
She probably went into the job because she's been harassed a lot and wants to help stop that bullshit.
MerToo
or she's a psychopathic career-bully who's discovered an endless mandate-to-ruin by putting her tits on display & busting anyone who looks?
Belaco
But... That's the point. You don't want people abusing other people. Doesn't matter how attractive.
gawdzilla
Wow, someone likes to blame others. Teenager or man-child?
MerToo
wow, someone likes to make wild assumptions. All I did was provide an alternative (perhaps cynical) explanation - you pick the one you like.
MerToo
go with the soppy first one if it pleases you to pretend that everything is all nice as pie and no woman could possibly be ebil.
gawdzilla
You didn't provide an alternative -- that scenario was already made by the OP. You're just trying to blame someone else.
Belaco
Oh no da ebil wo man have com to tak virginity and den job. Oh noooooo
gawdzilla
Nothing wild about my assumption. You're pretty easy to read.
MerToo
Nothing wild about my alternative explanation. You're pretty easy to trigger.
Belaco
Cynicism isn't wisdom
MerToo
I'm not a cynic, I'm just a horribly well-informed optimist.
Backieotamy
She's the first test on weeding out morons that can't exercise proper restraint.
WonderMutt14
http://media.giphy.com/media/ap6wcjRyi8HoA/giphy.gif
Efrendo
Kimanous
I imagine a tiny penis bridle when you say restraint.
Efrendo
ImNoDoctor
Smart!
noctynight
Reverse psychology?
Moobbles
But if he doesn't try, and a colleague scores with her, he'll be kicking himself for not trying.
LittleKnownOne
How to avoid HR complaint in 1 easy step: be attractive
ozjuggler
Step 1b: Remember you don't control the operative definition of "attractive".
LittleKnownOne
There are universally accepted standards for attractive. Anything outside that is an anomaly and shouldn't be used to inform on the rule.
LeftRightThere
I think that's a requirement for instruction.
LandOfTheFreeBecauseOfTheBrave
If SNL has taught me anything, it's that there is a surefire way to avoid a sexual harrassment suit, and that is to be good looking.
TCGView
It was the same when I worked for AT&T. I really do think it's a trap.
tothe9ines
Same for me at other companies. I honestly believe they are trying to weed out the morons with this tactic.
phantomgallery
no its good training
AdaMR96
*it's #hailgrammar
RoscoePSoultrain
Haha, the HR manager at my work banged at least 11 colleagues, most married. (source: her "confidant").
MerToo
sounds like the only fail there was the confidant
alchemist12345
Well, she's a harassment training coordinator, not the thought police.
cryogenian
Probably too late to tell you that "Did you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong" wasn't the best pickup line to use with her.
evildadunit
Excuse me Miss Sexual Harassment trainer. I'd like to follow up on some grey areas, but I'm colorblind, and pink looks grey to me...
ImNoDoctor
2 in the grey - 1 in the stink!
terriblethunderlizards
i like how you should ask "how could someone attempt to start a romantic relationship w a coworker w/o hr issues?" then do that to her.
RobertNAdams
Dude. You are Imgur Hitch. Though... that might mean your own love life is a disaster.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
There is no way to do this correctly.
Moobbles
Let her ask him out. Sorted.
Esperwhim
You're not wrong, it just depends on the person.
ImmortalAzrael
Incorrectly it is then.
ImNoDoctor
Genius.
METAAAAAAAAAL
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wererat2000
We're going to want an update.
drakhavik
Works 5/7 times
sauerteig
Solid.
InfraredSnapper
Step 1: be handsome, step 2: be attractive, step 3: don't be unattractive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8
jjm152
I tried this. It totally works.
ThunderStormArtDotCom
It's only sexual harassment if you're unattractive.
SilentMajority420
THIS
Nightcaste
Just don't. Mixing work and sex generally leaves you with neither, or a non stop headache.
NZSheeps
Remember that "Don't screw the crew" is a saying for a reason.
MerToo
like anyone counts HR as "part of the crew" =)
NZSheeps
Or "So it would be inappropriate to say 'Id love to motorboat your breasts and then make mad, passionate love to you'"?