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Mar 29, 2019 10:27 PM

Turboners

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So is the U.K. Deadpool?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Replace these counties with Fast n Furious movies and it still works.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

UK is no longer canon in the EU shared universe.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We haven't left yet, Future Boy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk about anti climactic just like the cuisine

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The US is more like they lost the rights to a character who has spawned his own good and bad films.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We need a man in the high tower but 1776 edition

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either Sweden needs to leave the EU or Norway join it. I can't unsee that dick

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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boutta reboot again

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to see america as the revisionist one shot. Its got issues, lots of social commentary, but continues to impact canon.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think killing joke or kingdom come.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pfffft

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a bit of a journey

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Now do Germany, the director's extended cut and the post credits scene intrigues me

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first four had me thinking Jurassic Park, but the rest now have me thinking Terminator.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

pfff #OP is just jealous we can post memes and have guns

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brexit - After an actor leaves thinking he can be more popular on his own

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Surely that should be a musician leaving, what would an actor leave? an actor boy band?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What's the original? Wessex?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Correct

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Hey EU, how are you enjoying that dickmap? - Norway.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Denmark is our little cum-stain.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They always were.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only joking, Denmark, you sexy little thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it's like the Terminator franchise? Got it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EU is the strange fanfic, really.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I fucking love EU. Y'all should read European history to understand why the whole thing is awesome. We ain't killing each other, for once.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thats why its strange.

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Like who would've thought that the continental political union led by Germany would ultimately come about peacefully?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone who understands how quietly awesome Germany is?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You say this like there weren't wars fought to prevent it from coming about.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Missing the prequel of the Britannic tribes and Roman Conquest (also a bunch of dark ages kingdoms)

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That was the Netflix show

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are they allowed to look at this in the UK?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Looks like OC, so, yeah.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course. As much as I am against the whole Article 13 thing, this, along with other memes, would be exempt.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the fact that A13 is a directive and not a law.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which makes absolutly no difference cos a directive forces memberstates to make laws which have an outcome specified in the Directive, now -

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-if it were a *Mandate*, that would be different

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but the laws are not in effect yet.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Last one is "Property is acquired by EA"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The large one miss the Malvinas islands.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*The Falkland Islands you mean

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One day, irish and argentinians will join forces and take you down! (On a pub fight of course)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will be too busy all arguing about who loves the Pope and the English will be sat there smugly enjoying our made up Christian heritage

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see there is a 50 shades of gray reference here about the United States, but for that to be true... England is the Twilight books.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

::tea cups shatter across the nation::

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say the US was a controversial expanded universe in the line of say "tales of the two borderlands" is to actual borderlands.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it started the same way as the rest but diverged pretty extremely from them too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you mean "Tales from the Borderlands"? That's one of my favorite games

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im not a telltale fan.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough, I'm disappointed about how they went down, but the borderlands and GOT ones were great stories.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright, I admit I may have laughed at "The strange fanfiction that got out of hand."

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okay, but seriously...

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It's like a weird D&D berserker / thief hybrid. It somehow has more money than god, and he still spends 90% of it on weapons

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup! Same here!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fifty States of Grey

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Are you kidding me, do you know how many Catholics live here? They treat "Go forth and multiply" like it's "eat, drink, and be merry".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's what we get living in a country founded by puritans

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FIFTY SHADES OF RED WHITE AND BLUE!

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Aren't we all still laughing at it? I mean when we aren't too busy sobbing over it.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It's better to laugh than cry

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It's a laughcry.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A laughcry that everybody depends on. My God I hope we don't fuck it up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean 'don't fuck it up' It's FAR, FAR too late for that. We're just hoping the rest of it stops going to hell before we 1/

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can't keep gluing everyone else back together. 2/2

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Needs to be updated for brexit

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It'll be back to the original. "Remixed"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reboot

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still has Scotland in it, so it's not that one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs to have a catchy name with The in the title like games 5 years ago. I suggest "The Isles"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Need to be more 80 action flick add a colon and a something catchy after it "The Isles: Reborn" direct to vhs this summer or maybe next year

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't the US be the spinoff that became bigger than the original?

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The more popular American remake.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Sure, your empire of one country is super impressive ;)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

DBZ abridged?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or saved the series, not once but twice.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 9

When the fan fiction is stronger than the original material. That's how I learned of Yuri on Ice. Lovely show BTW.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

is it a fanfic?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yuri on Ice? It's Anime but they only made one season and the following was big enough for a few nasty good fan fictions.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda like The Office...

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Bigger but not better...kinda like the office...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Let's say it's... More targeted to a different audience.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only more people just said it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will admit, the son rebelling against his dad only to later save his ass twice does sound like fan fic.

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Epic

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...eventually....

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War profiteers.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*sons. One was a rebel, one was had with a french mistress, and the last grew up with the wrong crowd. India was also adopted.

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*Kidnapped into adoption.

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and also cut in to pieces

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Russia won WW2, the US just made it happen a bit quicker.

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Exactly. That's why D-Day was such a walk in the park for all sides.

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Nah, Greece gave Italy fits so Germany had to help, which delayed their offensive against Russia until winter.

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The Western Allies won WWII, but the monster in Moscow sacrificed twenty million children to conquer eastern Europe for a half-century.

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In Europe, but the pacific theater was still a pretty big thing.

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By 1945 3 out of 4 ships over 1000 tons were in the US navy. Sure we built some tanks, planes and helped in Europe, but the Pacific was

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where the US excelled. The Brits had closer threats to deal with which left the US doing the heavy lifting and launching the most successful

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Submarine campaign ever. The U-boats operated close to home and had a higher chance of dying than the unarmed cargo ships they were targeted

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Nah, it’s the lazy son who couldn’t be convinced to lift a finger until embarrassed (twice) by his Dad’s perseverance & work ethic.

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Cause you know.... Laziness is the only reason to not enter a war without having been attacked.

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Isolationism at its finest. The world’s burning but I’m ok and am I’m so sure the flames won’t get to me...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Isolationist? Sure. Laziness? Hardly. Frankly, I get where they were coming from. Sure, Europe was burning - why do I give a shot again?

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They sure as hell wouldnt lift a finger to help us if we were attacked.

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More like the son that beat the dad with his own belt twice

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Nah, once by starting a fight with his own father. But then Dad came back, burned his house down and ate his dinner with zero fucks given.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 13

Oh god what happened here

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You mean the fight that ended with Dad getting thrown out on his ass again with no new territory meaning his home invasion failed? That one?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, the one where one son picked a fight with dad and instead got themselves a real whipping from other younger son half their size.

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