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klown98
"You ran into a wall lmao"
JackHDE
#22 is me right now
IAMTHESWAGEST
Big thanks for labeling numbers for mobile users
PsychedelicBambii
Am I the only one who went to a highschools with no senior quote?? I mean, I didn't take the senior picture, but still...
KenAdams42
#26 That two-face looks just like Sylvester Stallone
RumpleBumpleStumpleLumple
dikdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick
hopethisisarelevantname
I'm surprised there wasn't a "can we take a moment and appreciate your name" comment in that thread.
RumpleBumpleStumpleLumple
right?
Treblaine
KittyAthene
#26 will NEVER fail to amuse me XD
plainoldfool
"No, sorry Watson. We were looking for 'What is A Mid-Summers Night Dream'"... "Well, I had a dream about your mother, Trebek!"
SovietMcStalin
#23 Ravel invented the dickbutt
ILoveSteam
Yes.
hathorlover
I saw the vast majority of these all too recently
lapisknight
The Amba Alert: for when someone takes too many things to the express checkout line.
LeavesFromTheVine
LION TURTLE. (#15)
monkeymuffins
#24 looks like a boy version of Taylor Swift with very horizontal eyebrows.
ToriScott
#18 reminds me of the lizard that got his lady some toast
ShmoeJoeHoe
#15-his thoughts are slow but always kind. He holds all within his mind....
countseven
A yes, Chelys galactica. The best species of turtle.
JesseJames18241
Is that you Jacob? Chem-trails aren't real! Quit smoking weed and get a job!
UnitedPaper
#15 bothers me that the disc world reference isn't pointed out.
ryukochan
Also, long live Sir Terry, &c.
ryukochan
...because it's a Gunslinger reference?
UnitedPaper
Apparently the turtle idea predates both writers https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle
countseven
Pratchett mentions that in one of his forwards, I can't remember which.
MorteAeterna
yes, but the way it is phrased is a quote from the Dark Tower Series. "See the Turtle of Enormous Girth" "On his shell he holds the Earth."
nvlddmkm
Anyone else cringe at "get tf out?," when it could've just been gtfo...?
DiarrheaTouchdown
Yes!!
chicmagnetwampa1
Itchy poop holes are just the worst
MrBananaBeak
@Kylecorn
MrBananaBeak
PEOPLE DON'T FORGET
hoboranger
i don't even know inform me
MrBananaBeak
A long ago confession bear made Kylecorn famous.
IThinkWeAllKnowWhoLetTheDogsOut
That fucking dog looks so pleased that it ate the lipstick.
ConsumerOfStories
#23 Hayden looks like he had a little treble with his
wherearemytesticles
Hayders gonna Hayde
ZOMGNO
*Haydn
Sturdycrotch
Get out. +1
Vyrro
I wonder if he had a cleft pallet
freegiant
Hayden:![]()
TheresAGermanWordForThat
May the Franz be with you.
freegiant
Always
ddfitzy
#30 It's Wally *Angrily drinks tea*
XenuWorldOrder
If I didn't love the two British friends I have so much, I'd down vote you. Instead I'll tell you that your football team probably sucks.
ZOMGNO
DAMN STRAIGHT. NZ agrees with ya.
Amythyst
We have Waldo and Clue, you have Wally and Cluedo. English is weird.
Treblaine
And what the FUCK is a game of "Clue"?!? What kind of name is that for a game... It's CLUEDO!
MsFunnyBunny
Out of curiosity, is it pronounced clue-dough or clue-doo?
Treblaine
Clue-deaux
MsFunnyBunny
Thank you!
AsTheHeavensShudderBabyIBelongToYou
"Watson, what is the meaning of life?" "Fucked if I know, man. Whyn't you fuckin' Google that shit. Fuck knows, 42 or some shit prolly"
DoDucHuy
"AYYYYYYYYY LMAO" IBM researcher probably
sd07
42 the answer to the ultimate question
AdelynDawn
But what is the question?
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
Come back in 10 million years.
AlexImguram
Can we give the guy who designed #5 the credit due for the utter genius of that poster.
FannyChampionOfTheWorld
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/euI3v2jpTlI/hqdefault.jpg
CouncilmanJeremyJamm
I think we should give him: ✩✩✩✩✩
Owensey
I was a Forbes post complaining about it, but there is nothing to say you can't put a 2 star review on the poster.
AlexImguram
I can't remember who, but a stand-up comic put four stars on his poster when he started out, because it was the sum total of all his reviews
Triodia
Michael McIntyre talked about doing that, maybe him?
Treblaine
"You are by far the worst comedian I have ever reviewed" "Ah, but you have reviewed me!"
corig123
I want to ride that bear into my office
AstartesLibrarius
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEF6_06sQxj2Kb7bi5r-1c_kgHe3wTc22 I want to bring this bear into an office.
jrkuy
That's OP's mom. She dyed her hair black so they tagged her for identification purposes
Kaitou
Intents shit, man.
thecreepingchaosinmymind
Can you really open your legs that wide? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
corig123
I do my post-bike ride stretches...
Scobeywannn
#9 is goldenarm!
Deliann
So that's where I knew him from.
aspgrabber
Canneverthinkofagoodname
What boy had a password journal ? It was a girl.
mattbl
I do not remember any emissions until around puberty.
aspgrabber
Exactly my point. I remember how pissed off I was that I had to suddenly clean up afterwards.
agent113555
#1 if 300 infections is inhumane, some people i work for are war criminals.
tanebou
Fixed a laptop last weekend. 2600.
agent113555
Exactly.
tanebou
"Can you take a look? I can't connect to the internet and it goes so slow". Really? What websites have you been visiting? *guilty look.
agent113555
"Well, there is alot of adware on here, did you download anything?" "No, i never download anything." I want to just yell LIAR! At them.
tanebou
"Why do you have 16 toolbars on your browser? What browser is that? What do you mean you downloaded a new one because Chrome doesn't work?"
Hadleigh
#6 Well I really like mac and cheese.
countseven
#15 makes me sad. The Great A'Tuin does all that work, carrying the world, and kids don't even know these days.
shinyRK9
bullshit, that things gonna teach me how to energybend
RunsAwayShriekingManiacally
My first thought was http://imgur.com/7zqkMUX
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
And then those bastard astrochelonians from Krull keep trying to get up in A'Tuin's business
ProtoChaud
GNU Terry Pratchett.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
GNU Terry Pratchett
StandardDeviant
Hey, I only found out about Terry Pratchett when I heard he died, and that made me start reading his books, and I love them.
tooomanysteves
The Turtle Moves!
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
My first thought was discworld.
jmartkdr
I actually went to TLA first. I need to reread those books again.
thebiggestblackestdick
WHAT IS THE SEX OF THE TURTLE!
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Follow the words of Didactolys: "Things jus happen, what the hell!"
EddieDeanofNewYork
I'm relevant!
SithHaveBetterSex
What if there is a little world on that turtle's back and we are on a turtle's back which is on a turtle's back.
bienmenso
It's a lion turtle
Kriscos
Only looked in the comments for this. Thank you
BrigginAllTheHate
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/c8/22/d3c8221713c8bbac864777797175d33d.jpg
DrScheperle
See if he'll give you one of the four elements to bend!
RaymondQGillette
Torterra meets deforestation
thatexplainssomuch
Is it bad that the first giant turtle I thought of was from Aladdin: King of Thieves??
d0gma
That's Maturin. See the turtle of enormous girth!
Gian4MVP
See the Turtle of enormous girth
RaBella91
This. This was my first thought +1
terithian
BUT WHERE ARE THE ELEPHANTS
BatLadyRielle
no where, because it's a dark tower reference.
noscarletcoat
All. The. Way. Down.
kspice
Very clever, young man, but it's turtles all the way down.
xMatchaxMochix
They fell down ok
countseven
The angle's bad, and obviously it's from so far away we can't see the hub mountains.
thesosoartist
Don't mock my world turtle!
itshammertime66
I'm assuming there's 4 little elephants under there helping out
ArcipluvianCosmicGallows
Nope. Turtles all the way down.
almostsomething182
Nope. Turtles, all the way down.
MethrandiroftheHighCouncil
The fifth one went down in Unerwald
MorteAeterna
Nope the quote was a Dark Tower reference. "See the Turtle of Enormous Girth" "On his shell he holds the Earth."
satinworship
His thought is slow, but always kind. He holds us all within his mind.
countseven
Nope, Great A'Tuin is sad that you deny him for some poorly written stories.
ProtoChaud
Yep: Berilia, Great T'Phon, Jerakeen, and Tubul.
boone1504
There was a fifth, but, well....
stealthgunner385
Hey, free underground fat deposits.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Yeah, but who wants to go all the way to Überwald?
BoiledGuts
Maturin, not A'tuin. "See the TURTLE of enormous girth!On his shell he holds the earth..." from the Gunslinger series
BigDaddysMeatWagon
The Dark Tower series. The gunslinger is book 1.
Gun5linger
His thought is slow, but always kind. He holds us all within his mind. :)
abygoneguy
On his back all vows are made; he sees the truth but mayn't aid. He loves the land and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me.
ddecew
I'm just starting Wolves of the Calla. I love imgur.
BatLadyRielle
I just finished wizard and glass for the 2nd time (i usually skip it because it's sad. I LOVE THEE ROLAND!!!). Onward to the Calla!!
sultin
A'tuin is from Discworld.
BoiledGuts
I'm aware of that. The verse "on his back he holds the earth" is specific to the Gunslinger books. Not "Elephants all the way down"
BewareoftheLeopard
turtles all the way down...dammit, I'm that guy....
boone1504
"The turtle couldn't help us." - Stuttering Bill. People forget that the turtle goes all the way back to IT.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
SHould I read the Gunslinger series? I love Discworld and some people have mentioned this one as well
countseven
I wasn't a fan, but I find King's writing style to be tedious, and his pacing too slow.
TrippWithTheTrippiesOnTheTrippyShow
Absolutely! The books are long, but well worth the read. :)
littlelum
Absolutely!
esgelrothion
YES
boone1504
You should, but it's not Discworld. Not by a longshot. Much darker, bleak at times, and the end is... controversial.
d0gma
Not if you're expecting more Discworld. But it is a great series.