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Sep 10, 2015 2:13 AM

MichaelPulis

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"You ran into a wall lmao"

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#22 is me right now

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big thanks for labeling numbers for mobile users

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who went to a highschools with no senior quote?? I mean, I didn't take the senior picture, but still...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 That two-face looks just like Sylvester Stallone

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

dikdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

I'm surprised there wasn't a "can we take a moment and appreciate your name" comment in that thread.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

right?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

considering what The Guardian likes, I'd take a 1-2 star review as a recommendation.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#26 will NEVER fail to amuse me XD

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"No, sorry Watson. We were looking for 'What is A Mid-Summers Night Dream'"... "Well, I had a dream about your mother, Trebek!"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#23 Ravel invented the dickbutt

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw the vast majority of these all too recently

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The Amba Alert: for when someone takes too many things to the express checkout line.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

LION TURTLE. (#15)

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#24 looks like a boy version of Taylor Swift with very horizontal eyebrows.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#18 reminds me of the lizard that got his lady some toast

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15-his thoughts are slow but always kind. He holds all within his mind....

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

A yes, Chelys galactica. The best species of turtle.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that you Jacob? Chem-trails aren't real! Quit smoking weed and get a job!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 bothers me that the disc world reference isn't pointed out.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Also, long live Sir Terry, &c.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

...because it's a Gunslinger reference?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Apparently the turtle idea predates both writers https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pratchett mentions that in one of his forwards, I can't remember which.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

yes, but the way it is phrased is a quote from the Dark Tower Series. "See the Turtle of Enormous Girth" "On his shell he holds the Earth."

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone else cringe at "get tf out?," when it could've just been gtfo...?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Itchy poop holes are just the worst

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

@Kylecorn

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

PEOPLE DON'T FORGET

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i don't even know inform me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A long ago confession bear made Kylecorn famous.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That fucking dog looks so pleased that it ate the lipstick.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#23 Hayden looks like he had a little treble with his

11 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 2

Hayders gonna Hayde

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Haydn

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get out. +1

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he had a cleft pallet

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hayden:

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

May the Franz be with you.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Always

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#30 It's Wally *Angrily drinks tea*

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

If I didn't love the two British friends I have so much, I'd down vote you. Instead I'll tell you that your football team probably sucks.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

DAMN STRAIGHT. NZ agrees with ya.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We have Waldo and Clue, you have Wally and Cluedo. English is weird.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And what the FUCK is a game of "Clue"?!? What kind of name is that for a game... It's CLUEDO!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity, is it pronounced clue-dough or clue-doo?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clue-deaux

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Watson, what is the meaning of life?" "Fucked if I know, man. Whyn't you fuckin' Google that shit. Fuck knows, 42 or some shit prolly"

11 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 2

"AYYYYYYYYY LMAO" IBM researcher probably

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

42 the answer to the ultimate question

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what is the question?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Come back in 10 million years.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can we give the guy who designed #5 the credit due for the utter genius of that poster.

11 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 2

I think we should give him: ✩✩✩✩✩

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I was a Forbes post complaining about it, but there is nothing to say you can't put a 2 star review on the poster.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I can't remember who, but a stand-up comic put four stars on his poster when he started out, because it was the sum total of all his reviews

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Michael McIntyre talked about doing that, maybe him?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You are by far the worst comedian I have ever reviewed" "Ah, but you have reviewed me!"

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I want to ride that bear into my office

11 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEF6_06sQxj2Kb7bi5r-1c_kgHe3wTc22 I want to bring this bear into an office.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's OP's mom. She dyed her hair black so they tagged her for identification purposes

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Intents shit, man.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can you really open your legs that wide? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do my post-bike ride stretches...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 is goldenarm!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So that's where I knew him from.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is either a woman, or a guy who never masturbated as a kid. A liar either way.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

What boy had a password journal ? It was a girl.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I do not remember any emissions until around puberty.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly my point. I remember how pissed off I was that I had to suddenly clean up afterwards.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 if 300 infections is inhumane, some people i work for are war criminals.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fixed a laptop last weekend. 2600.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Can you take a look? I can't connect to the internet and it goes so slow". Really? What websites have you been visiting? *guilty look.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Well, there is alot of adware on here, did you download anything?" "No, i never download anything." I want to just yell LIAR! At them.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Why do you have 16 toolbars on your browser? What browser is that? What do you mean you downloaded a new one because Chrome doesn't work?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 Well I really like mac and cheese.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#15 makes me sad. The Great A'Tuin does all that work, carrying the world, and kids don't even know these days.

11 years ago | Likes 1064 Dislikes 7

bullshit, that things gonna teach me how to energybend

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My first thought was http://imgur.com/7zqkMUX

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then those bastard astrochelonians from Krull keep trying to get up in A'Tuin's business

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

GNU Terry Pratchett.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

GNU Terry Pratchett

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey, I only found out about Terry Pratchett when I heard he died, and that made me start reading his books, and I love them.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Turtle Moves!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first thought was discworld.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

I actually went to TLA first. I need to reread those books again.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WHAT IS THE SEX OF THE TURTLE!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Follow the words of Didactolys: "Things jus happen, what the hell!"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm relevant!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What if there is a little world on that turtle's back and we are on a turtle's back which is on a turtle's back.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a lion turtle

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Only looked in the comments for this. Thank you

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See if he'll give you one of the four elements to bend!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Torterra meets deforestation

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is it bad that the first giant turtle I thought of was from Aladdin: King of Thieves??

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's Maturin. See the turtle of enormous girth!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

See the Turtle of enormous girth

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This. This was my first thought +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BUT WHERE ARE THE ELEPHANTS

11 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

no where, because it's a dark tower reference.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All. The. Way. Down.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Very clever, young man, but it's turtles all the way down.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They fell down ok

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The angle's bad, and obviously it's from so far away we can't see the hub mountains.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't mock my world turtle!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming there's 4 little elephants under there helping out

11 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

Nope. Turtles all the way down.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Turtles, all the way down.

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

The fifth one went down in Unerwald

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope the quote was a Dark Tower reference. "See the Turtle of Enormous Girth" "On his shell he holds the Earth."

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

His thought is slow, but always kind. He holds us all within his mind.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope, Great A'Tuin is sad that you deny him for some poorly written stories.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yep: Berilia, Great T'Phon, Jerakeen, and Tubul.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

There was a fifth, but, well....

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hey, free underground fat deposits.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but who wants to go all the way to Überwald?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Maturin, not A'tuin. "See the TURTLE of enormous girth!On his shell he holds the earth..." from the Gunslinger series

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 15

The Dark Tower series. The gunslinger is book 1.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His thought is slow, but always kind. He holds us all within his mind. :)

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

On his back all vows are made; he sees the truth but mayn't aid. He loves the land and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm just starting Wolves of the Calla. I love imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I just finished wizard and glass for the 2nd time (i usually skip it because it's sad. I LOVE THEE ROLAND!!!). Onward to the Calla!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A'tuin is from Discworld.

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I'm aware of that. The verse "on his back he holds the earth" is specific to the Gunslinger books. Not "Elephants all the way down"

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

turtles all the way down...dammit, I'm that guy....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"The turtle couldn't help us." - Stuttering Bill. People forget that the turtle goes all the way back to IT.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

SHould I read the Gunslinger series? I love Discworld and some people have mentioned this one as well

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wasn't a fan, but I find King's writing style to be tedious, and his pacing too slow.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely! The books are long, but well worth the read. :)

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Absolutely!

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YES

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You should, but it's not Discworld. Not by a longshot. Much darker, bleak at times, and the end is... controversial.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if you're expecting more Discworld. But it is a great series.

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