thatguywhoisanurse
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Did he scratch his head?
This makes me very uncomfortable.
Aug 7, 2018 5:36 AM
thatguywhoisanurse
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This makes me very uncomfortable.
Iliketocommentinrandom
So 2020 ?
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
This looks uncomfortable and dangerous.
KrazieMenace
Spider-Man: Far From Home first look at Mysterio
DarkSock
This is basically my grandparents living in their fucking FoxNews™ bubble, right before they wobble in & fuck up everything Thanksgiving...
interlorn
In the Russian superhero community they are known as Fishy Twins.
IronChefJr
This gave me claustrophobia for some reason.
UncleVinny
I want one of those.
RaptaGzus
Darth Vodka
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
Poor fish
originalme8
My god...can you imagine if they sneezed?
Nallin2
The pussy storm must be real.
Fucknorris
Scout70
Don't give me that koi look.
IAmNotOriginal
If any water gets in their mouth, they have to drink it in order to breathe. Fish poop or whatever.
ToShellWithYou
Fish poop on his face.
scoobydoobydo
Lying is the most fun a bald guy can have without taking his clothes off...
e351
But it's better if this guy doesn't.
sailordude81
Daft Punk is not aging well
KindofaBadPerson
"How do you get high?"
5uperu5er
There is an adapter for a bong on the breather thingy. 100% sure about this.
ContentBelowCost
Few things, #1 where is the air for the fish #2 Do fish like ear wax?
legalisegaymarijuana
This is animal cruelty, fuck those guys.
iwantacorgi
Don’t tickle them
octavarious
I always upvote fish
RobJenkins
No alarms and no surprises
arooaroo
I get this reference! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
Sphinct182
The head scratch is fucking priceless
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
The best part!
Spacebandit
ohmegatron
No he scratched his fishbowl.
Lumberjackgamer
ohmegatron
Yeah I got that joke and responded with a joke... which no one got.
AmILateToTheParty
But... That wasn't a joke...
FaceBookAI
STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
lickwidghost
Reminds me of SpongeBob at Sandy's house
sdtitan89
kashmoney02
Ohhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea
SpecialProjectY
BobHubert
Oooooooooooohhhhhhh *in the time of the pirate guy*
TonyMontanasBalls
Is it just me or do most of the Russian population look like Putin?
sentientseven
Da.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Well, if you think about how much of the gene pool was depleted during WW2, makes sense why they all look similar
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
His phenotypic traits are indeed pretty common in parts of Eastern Europe.
FreebasinFreemason
I wonder if we all look like Trump to them...
Silas007
Oh shit. Do we Germans look like Hitler or Merkel?
Whatswrongwiththispicture
What the serious fuck?
Toastfrog
I don't like it... I don't like it one bit
ceramicpear
DinkiBoop
lichtly
Art?
DinkiBoop
It's really spooky!
draslin
Yeah. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.
justanotherofthoselongassnicknamesthattakeforevertoread
In russia you are a man, or you die trying.
BlastFX
You're right. Even if they lose consciousness, they'll fall and fish bowl will break. Designed to fail safe.
Noksus
In mother Russia, things don't go wrong. You do.
bushidopirate
looks like he needs a snack *puts a cup of chocolate pudding on his breathing tube*
ThyDevilsAdvocate
So dangerous! The breather thing could plug up.
poorwhitetrash
I guess the same could be said for your esophagus...
PussyLips
Plugs at the top? Maybe quick release?
DissFattBidge
It would a shame if someone... *sticks finger into it*
FoodAndAlcoholism
If things get to that they could take the tube out, or just break the "fishbowl". I bet you they thought about it.
SorenAziz
If they are indeed Russian, you may be overestimating the level of planning that went into this.
ArniePye
I think you’re underestimating the amount of damage they’d freely do to themselves to escape.
SorenAziz
No trust me, I am Slavic myself, I know we are ingenious but also very retarded people.
triscuit3000
pretty sure it's not Russia judging by the handful of t-shirts in the crowd being in english. Purple Lady's says "New Zealand"
SorenAziz
Believe it or not but they sell such shirts in Russia too.
Lapkin
There is an Adidas t-shirt too
FreebasinFreemason
What if you sneeze?
Grimmrog
then the fishes get food from your nose.
ROBOTvsMAN
Noseplug prevents anything that could tickle the sneeze.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Coming to think of it, this could make the lives of hay fever sufferers a lot easier.
JHawke
Then the fish get confused a bit.
sentientseven
This contraption doesn't really have room for any "what-ifs"
RoboCritter
Oooo man I laughed out loud thank you
fuckaduckadoo
there's an acronym for that you know.....
RoboCritter
haha