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Meet the tardigrade.
Earth’s most tenacious creature can live in boiling water, solid ice, and the intense radiation of space. It can survive a decade in a desert, without a drop of water to drink, or in the deepest trenches of the sea.
The small aquatic invertebrates are nearly invincible, able to tolerate conditions and temperatures that would kill nearly any other living creature. So what gives the tiny tardigrade its enormous strength?
Tardigrades change form to survive without water.
When faced with extreme conditions, tardigrades can dry out completely, replacing almost of the water in their bodies with a sugar called trehalose. As a result, they’re able to survive environments that would otherwise kill them.
Tardigrades’ minuscule size hides them from predators.
For all their resilience, the tardigrade is one of nature’s smallest creatures. Barely the size of a poppy seed at less than 1.5 millimeters long, the tardigrade can exist hidden in sediments and seas, unnoticed by potential predators.
Tardigrades’ mouths contain sharp daggers.
Though they may be little, they are fierce! The tardigrade’s mouth is a serious weapon, its dagger-like teeth used to spear algae and even other small animals.
Tardigrades traveled to space – and survived.
To test the true resilience of tardigrades, Swedish researcher K. Ingemar Jonsson from Kristianstad University launched tardigrades into space on the FOTON-M3 spacecraft on low-Earth orbit in 2007. Exposed to open space conditions, most of the tardigrades survived exposure to vacuum and cosmic rays, with some even surviving deadly levels of UV radiation.
They’ve been around longer than nearly every other living organism.
Tardigrades roamed the earth and seas far before humans did – and will most likely outlast us. Will the tardigrades be nature’s last organisms standing? And Twinkies. Don't forget Twinkies.
xynta
Basically, a tiny penis with legs. And teeth.
neongloww
pretty cool for a swimming butthole with legs
Kind0ne
devthedragon
We must remember that the space program was called Tardigrades in Space or TARDIS for short.
TheOnlyUserNameICouldThinkWasThis
Please, someone tell me this is real.
Swifted
Disappointed by utter lack of Twinkie facts.
PreviouslyDiluted
That's some serious Umbrella Corp shit.
Warumbel
If these things were scaled up to the size of a cow they would be really fucking scary.
Riyakou
Let's not forget these dudes are also parthenogenetic, meaning the females can reproduce without males.
JohnDoe1020
Imgur already taught me that twinkies due in fact have expiration dates..thanks Obama..
TheAnimi
Lets send them to some random ass planet and wait a couple billion years for democracy.
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Thought it was a penis from the thumbnail.
helicopterpenguinsex
And yet you clicked, you filthy whore
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
I am a little ashamed. Only a little tho.
erichwithanh
Tardigrades...the only thing more durable than a nokia phone.
GCostanza
I remember hearing about them like 12 years ago. back when animal planet was good
iamthisguy247
So amazing, so resilient, so penis-like.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
It does-kinda like an intact penis but with teeth!
AssumingDirectControl
Maybe a xenomorph penis.
PotatoHamer
i think they look more like an anus
MartilloWorkshop
If they survived deadly levels of UV radiation.. Is it really deadly levels?
Narrow
Wow! And here I thought tardigrades was just a funny way to make fun of my brothers report card!
DoctorsPrescribeNursesProvide
Meep meep
TroutBurger
They can displace 99% of their water to survive in deserts. Insane.
flamingflamingo
But do they actually survive and go on living? Or go dormant until exposed to water again?
jackbos
And they replace it with a sugar, so they can survive in desserts!
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
I see what you did there...
hardytardigrade
Hello!
Anthonythelosangelino
I bet they can't survive OP's moms farts.
turbopickle
please somebody put neils face on that damn thing now
illuminescent
MUTHA FUCKIN WATER BEARS
ReallyLongUsernameLolJk
Awww so cu- WHAT THE FUCK.
DickMangoes
Huh, that's what my last date said about my penis.
Palfrost
No, they're still cute af
Bananas4Scale281
#1 womp womp womp :3
AcadianBacon
Also, it has a tiny Alien mouth thingy, cool. c:
SKELETONMAAAN
I still think they are cute.
Zawnbu
I agree. They are still cute. I like watching them swim around =D
myhamsterissocute
I don't like how the hands look like tiny human hands, too weird for me
grichen93
That's my favorite part.
ImJustOverHere
Nature don't give a fuck about cute.
InstanitySpark
Of course if doesn't. After all we have you. But we love you :)
shakespeareanwheelies
But they are cute though. In a weird way.
yodog117
Explain yourself.
berrrrrry
Cute dogs evolved because humans preferred/gave more food to them to their ugly counterparts.
DamianWinters
That's because we breed them like that not because the dogs did it themselves
avatarstateyipyipp
Explain pandas then
ImJustOverHere
Pandas don't give a fuck what nature thinks.
Whatfunistheirinmakingsense
Their cute and without us they would be dead
pronacc
They're almost extinct because of us though.
AcadianBacon
PENIS FACE
HD2composer
horrible... I do not want to think about them anywhere near mine... face or penis
Escueleto
Thought uncircumcised dong when I saw it
HD2composer
horrible... I do not want to think about them anywhere near mine... face or penis
nupanick
Life's not going to die out on earth until long after the sun does. Humans, though, humans have their work cut out for them.
gorblin
Am I the only one that's really annoyed by Neil deGrasse Tyson? He just likes showing off his science dick. I hear he's insufferable IRL. :/
flamingflamingo
I also like to talk a lot about subjects that interest me. Not because I'm showing off, but because I'm really amazed and need to express it
2OI8
He acts like everything he says was something that he discovered and he tries to highten his intelligence. I never liked his personality.
s3ali0n
I like your username ^_^
2OI8
Thank you! <3
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
But it all comes a price. Sonofabitch looks like a dick
justabitofstarstuff
A cute dick
blitherypoop
Other way around. Dicks look like them. They did it first.
EvilLesbian
I can't believe I had to scroll down for this. A+
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
I knew I had to comment it.
steinhoff
[email protected]
GravityMan45
I'm sure the Tardigrade doesn't care what he looks like since he can survive anywhere.
RyanVanscoy
Swimming dick
ItDoesntTakeRocketAppliances
If a man I was seeing ever pulled down his pants and revealed a penis shaped like that I don't know how I would react o.O I hope tactfully?
fdinthea
Uncircumcised*
dortiz24
So?
witsd
They are also known as water bears. Let's see Putin try to ride one of these little bastards.
jetflight
Considering that fuckface is a midget as it is, I really don't see what's so difficult about it.
redviolin
I wouldn't be surprised if the Russians already have the technology to shrink people. For all we know he's doing just that right now.
Wombatish
I was motherfuckin' waiting for water bears to come up.
Fayeth
Yes!!! I saw this post and went "That's a water bear!" Saw them on Animal Planet when I was a kid years ago, thought they were adorable. :)
xxgatorlaid
I saw that too and never could remember if it was a dream or it actually happened lol so happy it actually happened.
Habbala
In Swedish they are called "the bear animal" which I love.
fishnugget1
Upvoting because I want to see that photoshop
imgurrat
Pls
razetherunner
seconded.
HereIsShit
Here
SophisticatedPhallus
Fuck yeah. Now post this and link this post, then coast to the front page
HereIsShit
Made it
magemorpheus
The hero we need.
RossiferTaylor
User name is inaccurate, this is gold
pussyface
+1 for Putin
GipCee
I know a Frontpage post when I see it
TheUniverseWhataConcept
The prophecy must be fulfilled!
zzzzakzzz
Well now you've jinxed it.
GipCee
No way. Quality post like this ride for miles
Rezol
Me too. Mainly because it's on the front page when I see it. Yeah, sue me.
GipCee
Still get my upvote
CanadiansWilllRule
I like how you capitalized it
GipCee
I can recognize some good property here in user sub
kitkat09
the original one has already been there
GipCee
I see. Perhaps this is why my comment is not at the top.
TheFrodo2
It contains: Neil Degrasse Tyson, an animal, and science. Formula for the front page.
sharthappens
Genetically gifted space colons
Javanmarsh1
Your comment actually made me bust out laughing and repeating it! well done!
damnwhatever
nobodyblindedme
... with teeth!
ledious
I replace most of my body with sugars too, does that mean i can survive in in space?
pookieeatworld
Only one way to find out...
PotatoHamer
No long is assface an insult
Speldrawng
They may also be able to travel through time. Think about it. Tardigrade. Tardis. There must be a connection.
LoNgArM74
I'll get my tinfoil hat
TheSwedishMoose
There was a mission which sent them to space (not sure if same one OP listed) called Tardigrades In Space, or TARDIS for short.
NotASpy101
Note to self: get a job that solely names things
Speldrawng
Cool! I didn't know that.
moonXbeam
dooooope
pookieeatworld
Time and relative dimension in general radio active deadly environment?
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
Can confirm :)
ImJustOverHere
Your telling me you're using up a dieing star to browse imgur? Or am I also in the second universe?
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
Using a dying star, there is no imgur here. I can't handle that.
ImJustOverHere
Hey, you gotta do what you've got to do.
ImJustOverHere
Hey, you gotta do what you've got to do.
PotatoHamer
No longer is assface an insult
superippednobody
What happens if you accidentally swallow one?
SwedishBalls
Imagine pouring down 3 dl of these down someones throat
maqroll
You become inmortal
Eldibs
The same thing that happens when you swallow one on purpose.
MirrorLOL
The same thing that happens to everything else.
vidiv
Dissolved in the stomach acids?
DarthVenom42
They win.
TheOwlWBU
Your immune system kills it. They can't survive inside the human body.
canwesoakthisin
Don't worry, you already have. Both of you survived
tanizaki
The same thing that happens to everything else.
MarkusJunnikkala
GG
SwedishBalls
Imagine pouring down 3 dl of these down someones throat
DarthVenom42
They win.
BabiesDippedInFondue
You gain its mystical powers.
tina800
That's a very good question! The world needs an answer.
no2ndchance
This. Maybe NSFW https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma943o8jad1rgxdhwo3_250.gif
Thepotatoknight
Source: Movie "Prometheus" Good movie that makes you have a "what the shit??" expression on your face during most scenes
BabiesDippedInFondue
*unzips just so I can quickly zip back up again in disgust*
99point99Repeating
Actually confused to what is going on here.
FatnissEverMeme
Wtf is happening here? Holy moley
LittleGinger
It's from Prometheus, the steaming pile of shit that was the Alien prequel.
truthsmiles
Good question. Would it survive a trip through our digestive tract?
viptenchou
Better question: Will our digestive tract survive their trip through it?
LusciousLucius
Yes. www.asknature.org/strategy/5647adb99bf90b1c723987c7683ea169#.VVb42KGCPCQ Fourth paragraph down. Survived concentrated carbolic acid.
lizardlizardlizard
What about the enzymes?
LusciousLucius
That... is a very good question. However considering what other bullshit they survive, I think the safest bet would be to assume they can.
witsd
No. Stomach acid will kill them.
84brian
U promise?
superippednobody
I mean, they can survive the vacuum of space.....
absolutezero182
Big difference between complete nothingness and acid
stonershy
Well, it's not complete nothingness though. In space there is dangerous amounts of UV radiation coming from the sun.
whyteraven74
Maybe. Maybe it won't. Tardigrades have been exposed to extremely acidic environments and survived.
hayo1995
FOR THE LINK
elpadlina
even if they survive acid, there are enzymes down the path
JakIllusions
it says radiation and coldness, nothing with acid.. link?
LusciousLucius
www.asknature.org/strategy/5647adb99bf90b1c723987c7683ea169#.VVb42KGCPCQ Fourth paragraph down.
kabu4ce1
They live almost everywhere, so basically: Have you eaten or drunk anything in your life? You've swallowed them.
Imascififan
USDA food rules allow all kinds of tiny stuf in your food sold in stores. So these little critters aren't gonna be filtered out.
ChloePrice
But they're not microscopic, just really small. You see dirt in your food or fruitflies in your drinks, then you see these guys too.
iLynux
They're also translucent. You wouldn't see them.
flamingflamingo
Important fact right here. The CGI pictures of them are nice, but they aren't bright pink.
witsd
1.5mm at maximum. For americans, that's about 37 fathoms.
geonerd
Nope, 7.45645431 × 10^-6 furlongs
ChloePrice
Oh that's their max size? Yeah I guess if they can be 0,1 or something then you could accidently eat them. Don't think they're close by tho?
witsd
"They can most easily be found living in a film of water on lichens and mosses, as well as in sand dunes, soil, sediments, and leaf litter."