Neil deGrasse Tyson, Twinkies and Tardigrades.

May 15, 2015 6:52 PM

MightyMouseTech

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Meet the tardigrade.

Earth’s most tenacious creature can live in boiling water, solid ice, and the intense radiation of space. It can survive a decade in a desert, without a drop of water to drink, or in the deepest trenches of the sea.

The small aquatic invertebrates are nearly invincible, able to tolerate conditions and temperatures that would kill nearly any other living creature. So what gives the tiny tardigrade its enormous strength?

Tardigrades change form to survive without water.

When faced with extreme conditions, tardigrades can dry out completely, replacing almost of the water in their bodies with a sugar called trehalose. As a result, they’re able to survive environments that would otherwise kill them.

Tardigrades’ minuscule size hides them from predators.

For all their resilience, the tardigrade is one of nature’s smallest creatures. Barely the size of a poppy seed at less than 1.5 millimeters long, the tardigrade can exist hidden in sediments and seas, unnoticed by potential predators.

Tardigrades’ mouths contain sharp daggers.

Though they may be little, they are fierce! The tardigrade’s mouth is a serious weapon, its dagger-like teeth used to spear algae and even other small animals.

Tardigrades traveled to space – and survived.

To test the true resilience of tardigrades, Swedish researcher K. Ingemar Jonsson from Kristianstad University launched tardigrades into space on the FOTON-M3 spacecraft on low-Earth orbit in 2007. Exposed to open space conditions, most of the tardigrades survived exposure to vacuum and cosmic rays, with some even surviving deadly levels of UV radiation.

They’ve been around longer than nearly every other living organism.

Tardigrades roamed the earth and seas far before humans did – and will most likely outlast us. Will the tardigrades be nature’s last organisms standing? And Twinkies. Don't forget Twinkies.

Basically, a tiny penis with legs. And teeth.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

pretty cool for a swimming butthole with legs

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

We must remember that the space program was called Tardigrades in Space or TARDIS for short.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Please, someone tell me this is real.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disappointed by utter lack of Twinkie facts.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

That's some serious Umbrella Corp shit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If these things were scaled up to the size of a cow they would be really fucking scary.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let's not forget these dudes are also parthenogenetic, meaning the females can reproduce without males.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Imgur already taught me that twinkies due in fact have expiration dates..thanks Obama..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lets send them to some random ass planet and wait a couple billion years for democracy.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thought it was a penis from the thumbnail.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And yet you clicked, you filthy whore

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a little ashamed. Only a little tho.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tardigrades...the only thing more durable than a nokia phone.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember hearing about them like 12 years ago. back when animal planet was good

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So amazing, so resilient, so penis-like.

11 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 3

It does-kinda like an intact penis but with teeth!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe a xenomorph penis.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i think they look more like an anus

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they survived deadly levels of UV radiation.. Is it really deadly levels?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow! And here I thought tardigrades was just a funny way to make fun of my brothers report card!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Meep meep

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They can displace 99% of their water to survive in deserts. Insane.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But do they actually survive and go on living? Or go dormant until exposed to water again?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they replace it with a sugar, so they can survive in desserts!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet they can't survive OP's moms farts.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

please somebody put neils face on that damn thing now

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MUTHA FUCKIN WATER BEARS

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Awww so cu- WHAT THE FUCK.

11 years ago | Likes 773 Dislikes 6

Huh, that's what my last date said about my penis.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they're still cute af

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#1 womp womp womp :3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, it has a tiny Alien mouth thingy, cool. c:

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I still think they are cute.

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I agree. They are still cute. I like watching them swim around =D

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't like how the hands look like tiny human hands, too weird for me

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's my favorite part.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nature don't give a fuck about cute.

11 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Of course if doesn't. After all we have you. But we love you :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But they are cute though. In a weird way.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explain yourself.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute dogs evolved because humans preferred/gave more food to them to their ugly counterparts.

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

That's because we breed them like that not because the dogs did it themselves

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Explain pandas then

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pandas don't give a fuck what nature thinks.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Their cute and without us they would be dead

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They're almost extinct because of us though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PENIS FACE

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

horrible... I do not want to think about them anywhere near mine... face or penis

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought uncircumcised dong when I saw it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

horrible... I do not want to think about them anywhere near mine... face or penis

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life's not going to die out on earth until long after the sun does. Humans, though, humans have their work cut out for them.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that's really annoyed by Neil deGrasse Tyson? He just likes showing off his science dick. I hear he's insufferable IRL. :/

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

I also like to talk a lot about subjects that interest me. Not because I'm showing off, but because I'm really amazed and need to express it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He acts like everything he says was something that he discovered and he tries to highten his intelligence. I never liked his personality.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I like your username ^_^

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! <3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it all comes a price. Sonofabitch looks like a dick

11 years ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 4

A cute dick

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Other way around. Dicks look like them. They did it first.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I had to scroll down for this. A+

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I knew I had to comment it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[email protected]

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the Tardigrade doesn't care what he looks like since he can survive anywhere.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swimming dick

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If a man I was seeing ever pulled down his pants and revealed a penis shaped like that I don't know how I would react o.O I hope tactfully?

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Uncircumcised*

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

So?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

They are also known as water bears. Let's see Putin try to ride one of these little bastards.

11 years ago | Likes 441 Dislikes 1

Considering that fuckface is a midget as it is, I really don't see what's so difficult about it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't be surprised if the Russians already have the technology to shrink people. For all we know he's doing just that right now.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was motherfuckin' waiting for water bears to come up.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes!!! I saw this post and went "That's a water bear!" Saw them on Animal Planet when I was a kid years ago, thought they were adorable. :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw that too and never could remember if it was a dream or it actually happened lol so happy it actually happened.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Swedish they are called "the bear animal" which I love.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoting because I want to see that photoshop

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Pls

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

seconded.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah. Now post this and link this post, then coast to the front page

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Made it

11 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 1

The hero we need.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

User name is inaccurate, this is gold

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for Putin

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

I know a Frontpage post when I see it

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 7

The prophecy must be fulfilled!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well now you've jinxed it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No way. Quality post like this ride for miles

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. Mainly because it's on the front page when I see it. Yeah, sue me.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Still get my upvote

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how you capitalized it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can recognize some good property here in user sub

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the original one has already been there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see. Perhaps this is why my comment is not at the top.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It contains: Neil Degrasse Tyson, an animal, and science. Formula for the front page.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genetically gifted space colons

11 years ago | Likes 891 Dislikes 1

Your comment actually made me bust out laughing and repeating it! well done!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

... with teeth!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I replace most of my body with sugars too, does that mean i can survive in in space?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only one way to find out...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No long is assface an insult

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They may also be able to travel through time. Think about it. Tardigrade. Tardis. There must be a connection.

11 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

I'll get my tinfoil hat

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a mission which sent them to space (not sure if same one OP listed) called Tardigrades In Space, or TARDIS for short.

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Note to self: get a job that solely names things

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool! I didn't know that.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

dooooope

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Time and relative dimension in general radio active deadly environment?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can confirm :)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your telling me you're using up a dieing star to browse imgur? Or am I also in the second universe?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Using a dying star, there is no imgur here. I can't handle that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, you gotta do what you've got to do.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, you gotta do what you've got to do.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No longer is assface an insult

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happens if you accidentally swallow one?

11 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

Imagine pouring down 3 dl of these down someones throat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You become inmortal

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same thing that happens when you swallow one on purpose.

11 years ago | Likes 427 Dislikes 1

The same thing that happens to everything else.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dissolved in the stomach acids?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They win.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your immune system kills it. They can't survive inside the human body.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, you already have. Both of you survived

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The same thing that happens to everything else.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GG

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imagine pouring down 3 dl of these down someones throat

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

They win.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You gain its mystical powers.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a very good question! The world needs an answer.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Source: Movie "Prometheus" Good movie that makes you have a "what the shit??" expression on your face during most scenes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*unzips just so I can quickly zip back up again in disgust*

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Actually confused to what is going on here.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wtf is happening here? Holy moley

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's from Prometheus, the steaming pile of shit that was the Alien prequel.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good question. Would it survive a trip through our digestive tract?

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Better question: Will our digestive tract survive their trip through it?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. www.asknature.org/strategy/5647adb99bf90b1c723987c7683ea169#.VVb42KGCPCQ Fourth paragraph down. Survived concentrated carbolic acid.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What about the enzymes?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That... is a very good question. However considering what other bullshit they survive, I think the safest bet would be to assume they can.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. Stomach acid will kill them.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

U promise?

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I mean, they can survive the vacuum of space.....

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

Big difference between complete nothingness and acid

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well, it's not complete nothingness though. In space there is dangerous amounts of UV radiation coming from the sun.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Maybe. Maybe it won't. Tardigrades have been exposed to extremely acidic environments and survived.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

FOR THE LINK

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

even if they survive acid, there are enzymes down the path

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it says radiation and coldness, nothing with acid.. link?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They live almost everywhere, so basically: Have you eaten or drunk anything in your life? You've swallowed them.

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

USDA food rules allow all kinds of tiny stuf in your food sold in stores. So these little critters aren't gonna be filtered out.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But they're not microscopic, just really small. You see dirt in your food or fruitflies in your drinks, then you see these guys too.

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

They're also translucent. You wouldn't see them.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Important fact right here. The CGI pictures of them are nice, but they aren't bright pink.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

1.5mm at maximum. For americans, that's about 37 fathoms.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Nope, 7.45645431 × 10^-6 furlongs

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh that's their max size? Yeah I guess if they can be 0,1 or something then you could accidently eat them. Don't think they're close by tho?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"They can most easily be found living in a film of water on lichens and mosses, as well as in sand dunes, soil, sediments, and leaf litter."

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