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... it can steal ice cream from CHILDREN, WHAT.
Jan 6, 2021 12:51 PM
BidetAdvocate
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... it can steal ice cream from CHILDREN, WHAT.
BlueDsc
Honestly, it doesn't sound particularly worse than a bunch of the stuff from the cartoons of my childhood.
RustyNeX
finally my autobiographical movie came out!
Gnuddiepooh
Im watching John Dillermand with my Kids. Its hillarious ?
Ripplingtwinkie
I guess that penis Sup from The Boys found work after the show.
cloudfartz
Love sausage
thewiggins
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
His names Love Sausage you nekulturny swine
BaloneyBob
CompressedInfo
Per my rule, I will never not upvote this gif
SpammaJamma
I remember Spongebob had an episode where they stole women's panties.
vlej
Isn't that like the whole plot of the original dragon ball?
ShotgunPauley
sadurdaynight
"he can't control his penis".. Sounds like a lawyer defending a rapist
Auxilium
"steal ice-cream from children"... with a penis, jeez...
swedeonamoose
i want to critizise the danes but fuck we made a childrens song about a dick and a pussy.
swedeonamoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wp9iNINHMc
vlej
why do you want to criticise it?
Ghlargh
The Nordic countries have a history of jokingly pointing out each other's mistakes.
Cyberpope67
here's the full channel with full episodes, on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQYPsXFZ5DmYJQPZGBllJSA/videos
AgamemnonsMemes
Sandi toksvig has some explaining to do
vlej
Doubt she's the most qualified
K1ngs35
https://youtu.be/ApWeiSsMyOs it's more like a tail actually
K4ptain
Denmark just wildin out over there
Tomkat53
Giant, PREHENSILE, penis
lichenit
and self-aware at that? Can't be controlled and has a sense of the surroundings
voltus
The Danish are pretty open about their bodys there's far to much taboo about the human body in the UK and US
OgerLeDanois
SåDanmark ??
JakobLang
As a Dane and father of two boys, I could not care less. YouTube will scar them for life much quicker than this.
BBQatCirces
But what if your two boys are introduced to the evil idea of pEnIsEs too early!?
JakobLang
They both have one. Whether it is evil or not is up to them to discover, but a fair warning about its free will is probably a good idea.
prinstusind
Præcis
AndreasKjell
Watched it with my kids. We enjoyed it.
EzraFell
You know what? Fuck it. America is entirely too Puritanical, so it's none of my fucking business to pass judgement on this.
repostmodern
Mhm!
Zerubbabel
Even now? Sometimes it feels like people are still just rebelling against what are now Gen Z's great grandparents.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Exactly, while Denmark is among the least religious/most happy countries on earth. I'd say that they're onto something.
vlej
viagra water, it would seem
ItsAlwaysDaDamnedGuvment
Don't say that to Kierkegaard
DarkHourse
Maybe it’s all those 20 foot penises that are making them so happy?
Nizedk
I have to say that it doesn't take all my problems away, but my wife doesn't complain. DK resident here.
svga
I mean, what's your reference here? what on Southpark and Howard Stern has been censored?
quzar
It's quite puritanical to say that anything involving nudity or genitalia is de facto sexual and must be restricted by age.
thetof91
Maybe small difference that this show will be on tv channel for kids that is 3-8 years old. Don’t think South Park target audience is that.
blissblush
Japan: We've got the most batshit bonkers animation in the entire world. Denmark: How about a guy with a prehensil dick?
RalphH
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urotsukid%C5%8Dji
Ghlargh
The only thing that makes the Danish one even comparable to some of the stuff from Japan is that it's directly made for children. ->
Ghlargh
-> 10 meter long tentacle dicks are just the first scene in some tentacle hentai.
vlej
Honestly, if you think that even tickles the remote borders of japan's lewed animation, you aint seen shit.
Jonnythetrout
Yeah, but none of that is made for kids...
vlej
and that's where you're quite wrong. Hentai isn't the only source of lewedness. you cane ven find some stealth tentacles in many kids shows
Radix865
It's nothing new in hentai, dicks growing into long tentacles is pretty old. Usually also multiply while doing so...
Clarysage
Japan has a kids show about a detective who is a butt. It's called Butt Detective.
crookednixon
Japan: For me, that was merely Tuesday...
Lustyomega
Danish equivalent of BBC...
IupvoteToBringSmiles
You sir, won the internet for today.
ordinaryscum
Eddyrock
I’m a pretty chill person... but what the fuck? Why?
mormacil
Because usually the best shows are those that are fun to work on. Making a show about this is fun, so this probably creates a better product
legonel
Why not?
repostmodern
Maybe you are not as chill as you thought?
WhatUpDog3000
The character is not Danish, he's from Nantucket, MA. Many of you once knew him.
sunyudai
Thought he kicked the bucket?
Cyberpope67
that was his wife -- kicked the bucket he was on, after dropping the noose.
joeyecho101
POGassultraboot
Yeah! Didn’t he have a dick so long he could suck it?
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
POGassultraboot
Didn’t he say if his ear were a cunt he would fuck it?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Shineupordown
Its normal ,happens sometimes people need to stop being so sensitive to human parts and stop trying to censor everything
Slapperjab
Proud to be Danish. It's fun and pretty innocent. Watch it before you judge it :)
jekath
I Nanna knaldede moren og faren. Vi har altså haft nogen ret frisindede ting for børn.
Hemelsblauw
*In Nanna, mom and dad banged. So we've had some pretty liberal stuff for kids.*
HappyMetalhead
De fandt også brugte kondomer i skoven i Nanna :) Det var skidegodt fjernsyn og jeg elskede det, da jeg var barn i 90'erne :)
jekath
Gud ja, det havde jeg helt glemt. Hele min klasse så Nanna da jeg gik på Handelsskolen.
donorkort
"Hvad laver I?" "Vi boller" *senere* "Vi kom for sent fordi mor og far bollede!"
jekath
Og på gården..."hold da kæææææft. 4 tissemænd!"..."Det har min far sgu da også".
Sebbi
Vi havde altså også dillere og bryster i børne TV tilbage i 80 og 90erne så vidt jeg lige kan huske. Kan dog ikke huske navne på dem.
jekath
I Nanna var der i hvert fald både sex og bryster.
donorkort
Der var da i hvert fald et par afsnit af Thomas og Tim, hvor Thomas fantaserede om Frida!
Pishposhbingbong
I’m getting a “buster gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles” but wholesome vibe from it.
DanOrtega
Man I really look forward to see it! Hope they translate it :)
MakeItBackAlright
I'm actually ? behind desexualizing genitals, it's kind of ridiculous that we have organs visible on our bodies that are sHaMeFuLl
Nefarra
It's not special if everyone can see it.
sockshoesockshoe
Maybe instead of saying "desexualize the sex organs" we could say "remove the taboo of discussing sex organs"...
onlysingalone
How the FUCK....do you de-sexualize....SEX ORGANS. And DONT answer me, because i dont want to hear anymore of your idiotic nonesense
PowerToAllThePeople
Well you see, the idea is to show children that having a peepee or woowoo is normal and to try to curb stigma involved in sex and body.
PowerToAllThePeople
Many people are uncomfortable talking about sex/sexual organs due to the stigma. This leads to sexual confusion, self rejection ect.
prufock
How are we supposed to have sex, then?
MakeItBackAlright
The usual way.
Cyberpope67
but what if you want to make a baby?
prufock
Sounds a bit boring.
vlej
You can do it in all sorts of kinky ways, too
vlej
desexualising doesn't mean neutering. It's about the absurd social taboos we've built over genitalia and nudity. These are very harmful-
prufock
Not talking about neutering. Desexualizing the things we use for sex is unsexy. "Ooh baby, your penis is so normal and socially acceptable."
vlej
nobody beyond age 15 finds the mere presence of genitalia "sexy". "sexy" is an attitude, a game. not a bodypart.
Cyberpope67
and stupid af! & why so much pedophilia is going on successfully. . . kid come home & sya teacher was platying with his BoBo.>
Cyberpope67
Mom thinks plush toy. . .
vlej
This is precisely one of the biggest pains of poor sexual education in children. Paedos exist, this isn't going to change any time soon, and
Spike4368
I've got 2 kids. A boy and a girl. They've always joked around about winkies and minkies (penises and vaginas respectively)....
Spike4368
I honestly don't see the problem with it. It's just a bit of fun. It's not like he's gonna be unsheathing his anaconda on national TV.
CraftyCyborg
A heads up but doctors say it’s vital to teach children the correct terms for their body parts to help them better communicate issues. My
CraftyCyborg
cousins son has taught us how true that is. At 4, he can tell you if peeing hurts versus if his penis hurts (UTI versus bad skin flare up).
Spike4368
Makes sense. Mine are both over 10 now so communication isn't a problem but I can see how that might confuse the issue for younger kids.
vlej
I would like to hear even just ONE valid objection to this material. It's... silly, "funny" (for their target audience) and harmless.
pcrawColorRunner
It's not just the target audience that find it funny... I'm 59, and I think it's hilarious!
MissAizea
I mean, it makes interacting with penises seem acceptable & normal to children. I could see a pedo try to use this to normalize seeing his d
electrickettle
"When a woman in the show tells him that he should keep his penis in his pants, for instance, he listens. Which is nice. He is accountable.”
electrickettle
Source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis
vlej
interactig with penises is normal--in a healthy manner. Not to mention... have you seen it? The actual show? This said, the cartoon will in
vlej
no way make a paedo's life any easyer, a manipulative person will use anything to manipulate a child. In fact, very often adults miss cues
vlej
from abused childern because of the apparent innocuous language used by their kids. "Me and unca rob play massivedickman" might be a better
vlej
alarm than excuse, really. In fact, children with a better understanding and expressiveness around their sexuality can be a lot safer than
MissAizea
Interacting with adult penises is not a normal activity for children.
vlej
You seem to consider the only form of interaction some form of sexual activity or abuse--and that's not how life works.
MissAizea
What way would a child interact with a penis that isn't abusive
vlej
also, once again, have you actually watched the material properly? And I mean the actual material, not the sensationalist articles.
UncleShrimp
As a Dane with 3 children, I fully support this.
RustyNeX
stealing icecream from kids aint cool?
Ivajl
He gave the kid a baloon in return.. With his wiener of course
vlej
plenty of worse things in toons
RustyNeX
true but its still an argument against it
vlej
not valid
RustyNeX
never said it was lol
ordinaryscum
Cebrail
No idea whatsoever, and I’m Danish. I don’t care either way, just seems pointless to me.
MynamesRhodandiliketoparty
Because it’s funny
ordinaryscum
Very true
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I guess it would be for 4- to 8-year olds.
OgerLeDanois
It's fun.
snooch2thegouch
caaarrots
For the glory of Satan, of course.
thetof91
In Denmark most people are atheist at this point. So not for Satan, just because we can.
ztygs
Aren't most 'Satanists' atheist too tho?
Urgalicity
Yes, but still glory to Satan is glory to self.
ztygs
I mean that as in most of the people believing in a literal satan are called christians.
BicycleRepairWoman
Well, ahacsshually! A survey from 2019 says only 12% call themselves atheist, whereas 39% say they believe in God...
BicycleRepairWoman
https://www.kristeligt-dagblad.dk/danskernes-tro-anno-2019-spoergsmaal-og-svar
honkifhorny
This is the kind of whacky shit you do when you live in a truly free country.
repostmodern
Why not? Penises exist outside of porn you know, and is a part of the natural body. Heck, about 50% of people have one. No biggie!
ordinaryscum
I think it’s hilarious and don’t mind at all just expressing the puritanical American response.
Cillellic
This one was quite a biggie tho
jimmyhowlett
And this is the best way to teach kids about penises? No one is saying hide them. We're saying why do this?
notsogreatdane
Teach kids about penises? My 2-year-old knows the difference. This is just entertainment, not educational
Vrexor
Because it's funny. that's it. That's the entire reason.
BlackDeku
But why for children
quzar
I would imagine it would have a message of not being ashamed of your body, that there's nothing inherently bad/wrong with genitalia, etc
BlackDeku
There's nothing inherently wrong with sex too, but we don't show that to children
xMalkav
I don't know about you, but I've seen plenty of genitalia that is inherently bad.
VeryUniqueName
The point is just to be goofy and also body positive. You might notice that none of the things he can do with it are sexual in nature.
SkunkMom
I mean, unless you've got a fetish for stealing ice cream with your dick
BlackDeku
Aren't children goofy and body positive enough?
VeryUniqueName
Kids turn into teenagers and adults. It'd be neat if the next batch of adults weren't spooked by human anatomy.
makeSX
Well we could ask why do you guys let your politicians fuck children, but that would be rude.
Urgalicity
Hero here
BlackDeku
What the hell are you talking about? You guys? Do you even know me?
makeSX
Okey the assumption here is that you are from the US even tho you are not.
Shelest
only in politicians-fucking-children context