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the itty bitty titty committee will rejoice
Oct 18, 2016 2:40 PM
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ArchQuantum
oh look, makeup being used for its intended purpose
EzraFell
To be honest, I thought she was putting on makeup for a Borderlands costume for a second.
Djalabajoe
I like flat chested women with short hair..................almost boyish now I think about it....................................Fuck
cogs
One supposes the profile view kind of ruins the effect.
michaelbatista87
Lol women have more ways of being fake its ridiculous
Killbot608
So many tears over fake tits and deception... I'm quite impressed by the things some people can do with make up.
Alex1514
Will makeup give me a bigger dick?
Irishitup
No but I've heard of pants that give off an optical illusion.
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Ant4N
I thought this was a painting painting itself
TrueLegateDamar
This is what Keira Knightley had done every morning in the first Pirates movie
Burghguy
That's like photoshop in real life!
reactiondumpster
Am I the only one that think that new Kylie Jenner look is ugly as fuck
trololandialolololol
At least is not an asian guy
HerWords
The itty-bitty committee doesn't care. I'm fine with them. No need to smear make up everywhere. Besides, she put push up in at the end.
Aleksandrthethird
Shame
ferengischoolofbusiness
And looking for a real man
TealButterfly
Let's see the fails of girls trying to do this!
TheActualRickSanchez
Psh straight girls stole this from drag queens
goosenman
They did this for Keira Knightley every day on Pirates of the Caribbean. I remember her telling Graham Norton.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Now get a guy to do it.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EarthTurtle
The itty bitty titty committee? Get some sovietwomble up in here
whatspaulplayingtoday
You sit on a throne of lies...
LevainAvatar
That's a man..
whiterain1000
I dont get the thing with big or small boobs, as a male, any of em work.. Do they just care for themselves or do they think we care?
newjerseysurfergirl
A boob is a boob. Except plastic ones don't have the "real feel".
thisisprocrastination
They can feel nice. Or they can feel like balloons. I'm not a boobs guy so I don't care that much either way.
forestfinagle
Big boobs get more obvious attention
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Yeah...but...all they have to do is look at the shirt and see there are no boobs.
UnreasonablyImprudentPerson
Popprstoppr
Started out looking like archer boobs then looked more natural.
Cheomesh
No joke, someone should go for the cartoon look for maximum lulz.
Texaslongneck
Better than plastic boobies! Small boobies Rule!
AWolfWithShades
No they don't.
Digicat
How DARE you have a personal preference!
maliciousGman
#allboobsmatter
idkwtfimdoingwithmylife
this is why i have trust issues. go swimming on the first date fellas
martinezisthenameofthegame
Great advice!!
WhatAWildRide
You truly underestimate the quality of waterproof makeup these days. I can drown and still have gold eyelids and lipstick on.
PunisherIndian
Or have the fire department hose them down before you sit down for pasta.
bigdickdalrymple
I actually feel worse for women. No way of knowing what's down there till the pants are already off.
Iamblaine
like you've ever had a date
TrevorDelGame
I'm a dude and wear concealer and powder to most job interviews and on dates to hide razor burn rash
stinkycheezmonky
Suggestion: shave the night before to minimize fuck-ups and rash.
LtShed
I used to get bad razor burn until I switched to using a safety razor with fresh, sharp blades, and proper shave cream not out of a can
calltimeisfive
I'm a girl and the switch to a safety razor was awesome for me too!
LtShed
It makes you think more about the shaving, and the blades are just superior!
niet3sche
Get yourself a badger-hair brush, some actual shaving cream, and a DE safety razor handle with razors. Seriously. It'll help.
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TrevorDelGame
Bigot
KyleBeach
Plot Twist: He is gay and dresses in drag
Nocterex
Or just Grow a beard like a man!
AmphetamineCommunist
Used a cover up stick for over a decade now for the occasional spot outbreak, does wonders for your self esteem.
Sterling5
Don't shave your neck at the same speed as your face. SLOWER. Treat it like you would your ball sack. And never shave upwards.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I'm so used to my small ones that I feel uncomfortable wearing any cleavage showing clothes.
iratedickpicsforaliving
Same, I see all these girls with low cut shirts and big boobs, then there's me in almost god damn turtle necks.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I like to show some ultra sexy collar bone.
iratedickpicsforaliving
Yes, love it