Moisturegatherer
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Mar 30, 2016 10:05 AM
Moisturegatherer
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hippybobby
I would love to grind my pussy into horse fur
Pheats
What you doing in this neck of the woods
uberm3
Banana for scale please ????
RemainsspacebarUnknown
sounds like a relationship that'll last if thats the only reason.
lovestospoon
That's the only reason trust me
annibe11e
I dated a guy named Ugly Mike for the reason this post is implying.
NoobCybooty
I can't stop laughing because I'm picturing the horse suddenly galloping furiously with the mouth of a dog flapping in the wind.
ifabearshitsinthewoods
Someone put a brazzers logo on this
AlohaSnackbar3
Lemonade sweet lemonade
BarackYoMomma
i bet he tastes just like raisins
lurkingcabbage
ooh that's dirty
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Do you think so?
Transit98
Hourse cock
joboo
couck
Sunky
I see that you are British.
CarlosOfNightvale
caulk
DankMimesRUs
dot MPEG
Itsnagol
The horse looks like "why is she still here I was drunk"
TheChook
Look daddy, I'm a farmer! I'm a farmer daddy!
klinch3R
reminds me of Horsin' Around.
bleghdfsdjh
You know they made a standalone horsing around show on Netflix?
HeWhoPours
We were lost, now we're found and we're...horsin around
aselfdefeatingattitude
I don't know about this show.
teknrd
That horse looks like he is so done with her shit
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
I wonder how many Carrots the engagement ring will be.
Goatlord
Engagement stick*
ChellFreeman
?
graou13
They say it should be worth 3 months of carrots.
SerialChillinSpree
This is good. This is like Classic imgur good.
Magpiebones
Woman likes handsome guy - woman must be vain airhead after just looks. Woman likes "ugly" man - guy must have big dick/wallet.
rollercostarican
Nothing wrong with looking attractive ppl. It's when the person's physical attractiveness is their only redeeming quality that it's an issu
entillandersson
Yes?
Magpiebones
So the woman is always vain idiot?
entillandersson
Nope, but the general public think so.
regaud
Every post in Imgur with a woman = sex. Always.
Wootxor
Chicks love big dicks
hellafyno
How astute.
angelwkw3
So do guys, straight and gay!
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Wootxor
You know how you read a billboard and just feel the need to state the obvious? I do that with memes sometimes
pokafri
JRHNBR in reverse :|
AdamDeaton
You know why girls like horses so much? I do.
Sheari
My horse would NEVER tolerate me hanging off of his neck like that. He'd put his head down and drop my ass.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Mine dips his head if I so much as *try* to hug his neck. He's kind of an asshole though.
theepot
JohnCenasHat
That is so beautiful! !
LtKifKroker
Is that bill Cosby?
zambrano
Yes, Leonard Part 4 (it's awful but hilarious)
RatsOff2Ya
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/11115/111158154/3886507-7803910026-Ramsa.gif
MoreAwesomerDan
I expected this to be the hamster eating the banana gif
AlmostScientist
wtf is that gif and what is the context?
satanismybitch
I showed this to my hardocre feminist sister, she lol'd and said, "Text me that".
EricMatthews
Good that she has a sense of humor
nomeneither
What a funny gif.
ChellFreeman
You must be the life of the party.
nomeneither
I'm just a regular dude.
ChellFreeman
I know someone who says 'that's so funny' with no emotion instead of actually laughing, and you remind me of them.
nomeneither
I may or may not be that person.
gchero77
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ireallylikebutts
Does anyone else not get it
poodlesofnoodles
????????
GreasyTupperware
tee hee
DankMimesRUs
Nope
BigFatSlut
Nice stable relationship
beccagrosssux
lol
Tzell
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Screamed the Stable Boy
Squidills
That user name tho
StrategicallyPlacedFUCK
Fuck, +1 you slut
moxymox
Hay now.
basicmadman
Hay.
Koztah
Now now. Sing this corrosion to me.
UnworthyBeatrix
you're a Clydesdale, get your tack on, go trot
DreamWeavr
Hay now, you're a stallion, get the saddle on, get fed
SomeAngelDude
Red apples glimmer, I'm told. Only mustangs are in the rodeo.
longoriaisaiah
You witty fucker
pikurjawup
Looks like they're on track for the race to marriage.
bakezzz
"Your condition is stable" greentxt.jpg
EricMatthews
I'd like to see thus
bakezzz
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Stable+condition_b919c9_5258183.jpg
GP2020
...said the stable boy.
SoManyChoices
2000th upvote, bigfatslut you are genius
Mulan404Assassin
I used to fuck a horse.
FieryFarts
Don't go crying to your stable boy
DogMurderShame
Stable as a barn with no horses, yeah
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
I don't know, they look pretty codependent to me
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Am I the only won that wants to see the NSFW version of this?
poopus
Nah, @wolfnamedkoga would probably want in on it too
IHatePuns
Won? WON?!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
I'm drunk. Fuck ewe.
nuclearwessels
you'd probably like that too
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
You are a bad person
nuclearwessels
...you said you wanted to see a girl fucking a horse. I assumed youd be down with sheep?
jrt561
This is NSFW! Flip flops around a horse? Say goodbye to your toes! Also, if that horse bolts or rears she's fucked.
petroach
just the last part, please
goldensky
That horse has had enough.
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
Hung on a horse
ClassyWhetten
Top comment material here.
twfeline
They certainly are.
EricMatthews
Can someone who knows more about horses weigh in? I'm thinking that that'd be really bad for the horses neck
Greston
They used to put plate armor on horses and the girl can't weight more than 100 pounds. These mahfks are all muscle.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
they also used to put plate armor on humans, and that weight didnt just hang from their neck ...
ForestRed
Plate armor is not all that heavy.
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EricMatthews
Your neck is also not nearly as long
ditto12g
From a sports medicine standpoint, it can knock the horse's neck and pole out of adjustment. I'd have a chiropractor look at him.
ditto12g
For instance, I wouldn't be hanging on my dressage horses like that
deimosVII
Catherine the Great nods approvingly
docj84
When crass meets class
SDOMO
Oh, the history jokes!
KaiserFTW
I had to look that up. Good on you for making me learn.
NoeCarrier
Hah! History nerds forever! She didn't die shagging a horse, but she did spend a lot of time alone with stallions. Who knows?
MattDerKomponist
I was looking for this comment.
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_of_Catherine_the_Great TMYK
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
Didn't she die by being fucked by a horse or some shit? She's like... the original Ms. Hands
jsktrogdor
Napoleon wasnt short and Catherine the Great didnt fuck horses. Welcome to historical propaganda 101.
IamShawn
Behind every hot girl there is a horse that's sick of her shit.
93pickleddicks
I too am a Sean
IamShawn
No. You're wrong.
PetrolJunk
The horse looks tired of her shit
sharpimpact
so so tired.
RandyTheDancer
Probably because of all the fucking.
aboxacaraflatafan
"This is the fiftieth time you've done this, Becky. It wasn't funny the first time, it isn't funny now. Cut it out before I trample you."
ireallylikebutts
Quite the opposite
joelasko
she keeps dragging him to the mall to go shopping and he just wants to chill with his buds and eat hay.
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
this is just how horses look.
Daytona84
This is a Mr. Hands reference
SweetZombiJesus
He actually looks like he doesn't give a shit.
Broxxar
If you've ever dated a horse-girl you'll understand.
IllShowYee
I'm with one now and I think her horses hate her
KatCatKittyKatCat
I'm too poor to be a horse girl but i do like them :(
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
hello kindred spirit
DaddyWolf
I married a horse woman.
PetrolJunk
Keep it PC, centaur
DaddyWolf
hmm... A horse woman and a wolf man would make what kind of babies? They'd be 50% human, 25% horse, & 25% wolf, wouldn't they?
WhiterthanCheesecake4301
Currently dating one. Drama must be her middle name.
Frederf
Draminka Drama Drammerstein
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AreThoseMyPants
If you'd ever dated a horse-girl you'd understand.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Kind of like vegans/crossfitters, they just exude the culture into every facet of their life.
IllShowYee
The worst part is that they act like everyone knows the lingo. Though they know we don't.
pandorafalters
A lot of people with a strong & specific interest do that. Think how opaque sports terms are if you aren't familiar with them.
PhoneHotdog
Big penises are painful from the woman's perspective.
ForTheBold
The kind of thing average/small dudes wanna hear. Unfortunately not true though.
ckntem
I'm a dude. If you stop worrying about it, it won't be a problem.
ForTheBold
"Not a problem" is different than a desirable quality. Either way, not my issue, I was just giving my 2 cents.
PhoneHotdog
I'm talking from a woman's perspective (I'm a woman) - having discussed this with loads of women and men.
ForTheBold
I respect that. Here is my story: I'm male, I was a late bloomer so I had sex with my penis being average, then later larger. I couldn't /2
ForTheBold
believe the difference until I saw it in my own life. The extra pleasure you give girls completely changes how they treat you vs other guys.
PhoneHotdog
Is it possible that you just learnt better technique or girls you had sex with were older thus easier to please?
ForTheBold
I agree that too big is a possibility, maybe we need a definition? All the hetero girls I know enjoy a guy who is at least above average.
PhoneHotdog
Too big - bumps the cervix.
ForTheBold
To me, that is a technique issue. Some like the feeling of hitting their cervix, but almost all enjoy the sensation of sliding past it.
AdoIfHitIer
That why they keep chasing after them and making them a big deal?
radiosurgery
Meh. I'm quite average and have never heard a single complaint. To each their own.
Glumerlink
young girls chase after them, "size queens" are rare because it turns out a vagina on average isn't that big and an average dick is plenty
missleadinginiformation
dickasplenty lol. I'm gonna make that my new gamertag.
GoToHeck
Thanks Hitler.
PhoneHotdog
I think it's more like a novelty - just to see how it is. And usually, the ones who only want big ones just don't want very small ones.
AdoIfHitIer
Not that I expect to be in the position to ask such a question anytime soon haha
AdoIfHitIer
How do you know if a girl is ok with your size? Can you just ask?
PhoneHotdog
Personally, and from talking to others, size doesn't matter - if you're average sized (that's 5 inch?) defo nothing to worry about.
PhoneHotdog
Unless you have maybe a micropenis, then it could be problematic. What REALLY matters is the technique and foreplay - can't stress enough.
AdoIfHitIer
Cool thanks! Now to learn how to put a proper sentence together without having panic attack while talking to girls :P
Schmedes
People with small penises like to make themselves feel better by saying that women don't ACTUALLY like the bigger ones.
PhoneHotdog
I was talking above average penis. And most women find above average uncomfortable. Just how anatomy is. A lot of adjustment is needed.
Schmedes
Usually it takes just a little bit but some women do take quite a while. It can get pretty frustrating.
PhoneHotdog
Exactly. Only some. Have heard stories where the size is strongly responsible for ending the relationship.
imooforyou
Depends on the woman. Its not one size fits all.
PhoneHotdog
Rarely will you find a woman who can take a big penis easily. There's usually a lot of adjusting and being careful.
imooforyou
I'm no giant, but I've been with women where I had to go slow and ease them into it. Been with others who scream harder. Depends.
Schmedes
True, but it's not as common as the internet makes you believe.
PhoneHotdog
What's not as common?
imooforyou
I find women who are obsessed with size are pretty terrible in bed. No moves or talent so they buy industrial size.
ShovelingSunshine
Depends on the woman...
PhoneHotdog
Few women will accommodate above average easily and painlessly.
ShovelingSunshine
Average length is 5.16 inches, circumference is 4.59 inches, I'm going to say quite a few can take above average penises.
PhoneHotdog
And the average point up to the cervix?
ShovelingSunshine
3-4 inches, some 5-7 inches, either way with arousal the cervix moves up higher. So yes, many can easily take more than average.