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For those who can't see it, "DOB: 07-14-86"
Jul 14, 2017 5:46 PM
SkyModeYT
104684
1926
69
For those who can't see it, "DOB: 07-14-86"
LabiaCrust
Think they retconned this to be non-canon. His age is meant to be ambiguous as sponges lifespans vary greatly and we don't know his species
Nuanra
He's a kitchen sponge.
TheDeanofLean
Hair: YELLOW
PuffPastryPizza
Aryan-Bob SquarePants
MrSpeedycola
And in spongebob's dream hopping episode you can see mr. Krabs' license too.
gayrat5
He weighs 1 oz and is .04 height.
Phischstaebchen
TIL Spongebob is 31.... mindblown
GioGioA
That means he was 13 when the show first started... what
ItsLuke192
He weighs 1 oz
IHaveNoIdeaHowToBreathe
9th of october anybody?
liefdevol
Splittmark
Spongebob is like goku..
ValkyrieDoot
Ummm. Height: 0.01
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
Yellow hair?...
ForTheRepublic212th
WEIGHT- 1oz
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
Is no one going to mention his height of 0.04 or his weight of 1 oz.?
rkagerer
Fake! They never let you smile for your drivers' license.
deadpoolssistersarah
He's only 4 inches tall!
Chris3825
He's a sponge, how tall did you think he was?
deadpoolssistersarah
Maybe 6-8 inches, I've seen some pretty big sponges in my day son
RosyQ
Birthday buddies!
AmyBethMegJo
He's only 4 inches tall?!
ISayIdontLikeSandWhenISeeSand
Wait how did he get his license?
abbeycakes
He got it because Mrs. Puff got sick of him and let him pass. He had it taken away the next day after she confessed what she had done.
nightaudron
Hair?
thelaud
...but when is his cake day?
SlightlyOverripeBanana
Jesus Christ. SpongeBob is 5 days older than me.
orangatuan
So on the 7th day of the 14th month in year 86. Spongebob was born.
KrypticX355
noice
IsaacNewtonDiedAVirgin
That shit expired over a decade ago
flyingmonsters
Hold up. When the show aired in 1999 he wouldve been 13 years old, and he owned a house? Now thats a hard worker!
shawnthor
He's a good noodle
Splittmark
13 in sponge years
AlltheAnswers
Houses in that neighborhood are pretty cheap. Mortgage crash had them all under water.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Well, aren't you clever?
cbjfan
You son of a bitch +1
Mendeleyev1
IAmSimplyNotHere
Not even in your dreams Squarepants
Timesplosion
TIL I share my birthday with SpongeBob.
drivokintobor
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T-aceupMPPE
LoveandJustice
Same woop!????
whyWhatHappened
And my son
crumpuppet
AND MY AXE
MujangUltimate
Same. Happy French day too.
JamesTotally
Happy birthday!
drunkenkneeturtle
I want it made aware that my upvote is intended as a "Happy birthday" as well.
TOOMANYGREENNUMBERS
same .-.
asparrowandwolf
Happy birthday!!
IsuckAsthis
Happy Birthday not Spongbob!
CPatricoo
I wanna see an ID
SamSneedy
Me too.
atliens27
Happy Birthday!!
realGeorgelucas
Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob, was born on July 13th. As were Patrick Stewart, Harrison Ford, and Erno Rubik.
ireallyreallylovecheetos
That's my birthday too
realGeorgelucas
Mine too! High five Cancer babies!
ireallyreallylovecheetos
Happy birthday!, Birthday buddy
realGeorgelucas
And a belated happy birthday to you to!
itisalwaysmybirthday
Me too
catloverwithallergies
And me! Happy Birthday to us! Whoohoo!
atliens27
Happy birthday!
JimiBean
Happy Birthday!
ClearCooky
And my dad and my cousin
atliens27
And my dad!
TheEarthIsMusicForThoseWhoListen
Me too! Happy birthday to us!
Dovahderp1337
It's also my birthday, and it's Bastille Day in France.
asparrowandwolf
Happy birthday!
asparrowandwolf
Happy birthday!
TheEarthIsMusicForThoseWhoListen
Thank you!!
JimiBean
Happy Birthday!
TheEarthIsMusicForThoseWhoListen
Thank you!
LooseyGooseyBrett
4 inches and 1 ounce?
ClefTheBoyChinWonder
Just like something else *wink wink*
LooseyGooseyBrett
I wish
Chris3825
How big did you think a sponge is?
LooseyGooseyBrett
In the movie, he was much bigger
Thegodsofimgur
SpongeBob is 31? His life really is depressing...
ProphetOfWhy
"He's not 31. I'm a little younger, I'm not... Oh no I'm old."
Anthonlee
Not really? He seems to be having a good time
TeamToasterNeverForget
thats interesting because according to a "did-you-know" post i read once he has worked the same place for 32 years..
ERKNEES
No
PoultryInMotion
Ditto. I'm an 86 baby too and I did well at first but now I don't see the light anymore
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PoultryInMotion
Yes it might not work any more so I'll just manage while bumping into things until I finally fall into that 6' hole
PorneliusHubertII
He was only like 20 or so in the shows veginning.
nipplepanties
He loves his job. Has a hobby. Time for a pet. His house seems nice. He's doing ok.
Corrodias
Really the only problem is that he can't keep himself together to get a boating license. But he gets by without it.
cocodonut
Plus he owns his own house and has *two* friends
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
And will eventually be the owner of the Krusty Krab 2
memepolice420
He has more than two friends
Givemeabreak432
Patrick and... sandy?
emkay443
That's three friends more than I have.
MeeseInABucket
Now I need to know how you get a negative friend
MrGlayden
Someone that otherwise should have liked you, but you were a cunt to them now they hate you and actually get other people to not like you
27yoUGLYvirgin
As someone who hated himself for the first 27 years of his life, let me tell you...
Agenuineandfriendlydudewhossometimesanasshole
And has spongepowers
M2THE49
What about chip, penny, and used napkin?
ForgivingCat
Assuming they're using the Gregorian calendar.
hamper10
You could say hes too self-absorbed with his work
canibalpicante
Sponge pun