HadMeSomeChickens
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Jul 26, 2016 11:50 AM
HadMeSomeChickens
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savageworld
I once saw a headstone that said, "Excuse me if I don't rise..."
BlueStringsAttached
The last one is an interesting say of helping their descendants trace back their family tree even further.
ThatOneGifOfJerryFuckingTomInTheAssIsMySpiritSlave
I like how the parents aren't mentioned. I mean, we can guess the dad's name, but what about mom? Reverse Jesus? Hmmm...
fozzibab
You made me think David Mitchell was dead for a moment. That's not cool.
JimTheIconDaher
You forgot one: http://ci.memecdn.com/382/9259382.jpg
Cereaza
His Final Words Were "I think we should split up gang."
Sciencemuller
" though I never knew you, I probably would have hated you"
BaldBandit
"I always was one to take calculated risks; but was no mathematician."
NZSheeps
Where's "If you can read this you're standing on my boobs"?
garliconiondillcheeseplease
Get off my sack!
phoosh
"Told ya so"
3142
"He ded"
ThoughtfulSatan
So ded
destinoz
My pockets are full of delicious candy. Let me out and it's yours.
Cereaza
Welp... I knew this would happen.
AllthatGinge
my grandfather put on his "I'd rather be fishing"
Yanov
"I told you I was sick."
marmitejim
I told you I was ill... (Spike Milligan)
Cranksta
This makes me sad. I'm laughing at these jokes and they will never know. There's a hollowness in that.
palsyinvasion
Mine is going to read ....OP " finally found the leap home"
AMacGyver
I'm thinking mine will say "Mistakes were made"
wallace3240
Kind of freaky to see my name on one of them.
loveheartsocks
Phoebe Buffay - Buried Alive
Sticklebrickk
Death came to visit me and all I got was this stupid gravestone
SaltyAir
Remember me as you walk by. As you are now so once was I. As I am now so soon you'll be. Prepare yourself to follow me.
CrazyCatLad
Jaden plz
OhhAPENNY
"I can see up your skirt"
colesparky
My favorite: "Let 'er rip" -Leslie Nielsen
Iaimtomisbehave
"Here lies Lester Moore, 4 shots from a .44. No less, no more."
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
CreepyPhlox
I'm going to get this one on mine
cuz my 7 yo will literally come in my room at 6am on a saturday, wake me...
CreepyPhlox
...up, then leave the room and go play somewhere else in the house. Why the detour to my room, huh? Why you gotta invovle me?
DePlane
I want them to play the Super Mario World theme at my funeral, and as the casket goes in, the underground music starts.
Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
Prefaced by the submerging into a pipe sound.
DePlane
shewalksthenight
"I told you I was sick"
Cheomesh
"I told you I was hardcore"
spickerzocker
"...I'm dead again, aren't I?"
nightmarebear
I was thinking I'd prefer cremation, but I may reconsider so I can do this.
Sloppydrunkcatlady
My dad has a headstone and he was cremeted, it's pretty common
donnellm
I asked to be cremated and instead all I got was this crappy tombstone.
Tonberryc
I've spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out the most inconvenient public place for my mausoleum.
tdoggsmith
Write on your urn "Man its dusty in here"
ZeroZeta
Cemeteries now offer areas where urns can be stored, you can even get a little plaque for it.
FrankJ7
''Out of the frying pan...''
Eriniva
Just design a really obscene urn and demand in your will that it is prominently displayed in your family's home.
StonesOnTheHill
I can do you one better. Presenting: The Glass Vibrator Urn! http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/glass-dildo-urn
BRM15EOL
http://m.imgur.com/sxXAqGU?r
CrabWallet
Ashes are sterile, so you don't have to inter them in a graveyard. I.e., you can do this on your own grounds w/ your own tombstone.
EvenMadderBiologist
First I was confused, but then I remembered that in other countries you're allowed to take urns home with you.
FindusSomKatten
that is so fucking creepy
GenericImgurianDragon
I want to be cremated. I will be cremated. I'll nag it into my mother's head from beyond the grave to have me cremated if I have to.
coolbeanslooseit
I want to be buried but I genuinely fear miraculously waking up and bring buried alive.
zer0burn
"They cremated me by playing my mixtape."
whitter86
You can still buy a plot even if you are cremated
Cheomesh
I'm going for the tomb you see in Conan the Barbarian.
MarcoBelchior
From a Kyle kinane standup: born: april 7th 1984, died: in your arms tonight. Undertext: "must have been something you said"
JesseCombs
Omg my favorite comedian by far. Whiskey icarus for the win
HalloweenAintTillManana
Hastily packed hobo snacks!
MooblyDooblyWoobly
He's pretty damn good.
MarcoBelchior
i listened to it today at work because of your comment. i work for a game and fish agency and was hiking in the woods and laughing my (1/2)
MarcoBelchior
ass off, hoping i didnt come up on any hikers because i looked like a psychopath.