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First night home
After a sudden U turn in my life and 2 years waiting for a new start to be possible, I was finally HOME.
Free to do whatever I wanted with this appartment!
And I did.
edit :
Wow... Many thanks imgurians! Feels great waking up and see that it made it to the FP!!
Now I got to explain my daughter that internet fame is like Monopoly money, we did not win anything sweetie, dad is just much more excited than he should!
Yes, this appartment is mine, or at least it will be fully mine in 24 years... No deposit :)
Yeah I'm a guy, sorry dudes.
About adoption, marriage, yes, you can send (boobs) pictures and an application letter.
My 8yr old daughter helped a lot!
This very long and slim closet is now Slender's house.
Ninja coat hangers. I realised once I started to do this that it would have to be positioned quite high to be safe.
My workplace and my gaming area.
My daughter's bedroom.
The place as it is now.
I still have to decorate my bedroom and the toilets but I have no idea yet when I'll be able to do that.
Fuzzylogic1968
I am a Landlord and I would love to have tenants like you!!! I wish my tenants did stuff like this. Really incredible work!!!
Nabashin
Missed the perfect op to do two face on the double doors.
azazyel
I love the mirror effect you have there
H4ru0
This is my first time favoriting but downvoting something. It looks pretty cool but way too dark. especially for a kid. Just my opinion :)
Flyndaran
Ah 8 year old daughter. My first thought was, "wow, you're short and young for your first apartment." I suck at judging ages.
HunnersAeFizzyJuice
Oh Fuck you and all your talent. Cunt.
xQueefLatifah
Dude can I come live with you?
onnyuk
Think dude is a dudette
AprilHamLincon
Chapeau !
Olibith
Merci !
RichardGlutious
you need deadpool over the toilet laughing at how small the persons dick is. Not saying you have a small dick but.... deadpool.
GavinScreaming
Guess I'm the only one who thinks this looks pretty hideous
thatguythatalwayssayssomecontroversialshit
I thinks its impressive just not what I would do
BlackChoppyDown
Cringey as hell. I love the dedication to your hobbies, but moderation.
DonaldTrumpsgapingasshole
Really impressive..
superfeathers
So you turned it into a dark weaboo palace.
ashmenon
Nope, no waifu pillow in sight.
Sasarious
Um not even close? Jesus you people don't even know what that word means anymore.
Millennial10
What about 4 ninja stars, pokémon and American comic book characters means that he is obsessed with Japanese culture...? I'd think a [1/2]
Millennial10
weeaboo palace would probably have anime characters, a chabudai (those low tables you kneel at), etc.
ThePudding
Ohhhh... Your security deposit... It's sooooo gonnnnnnne.
Maltafea
It's actually his place.You know,mortgage?So no security deposit
Pinklestein
"Apartment"
heghmoh
Painting over the black walls will be fun
ScrooblyDoobles
You'd be surprised how well a better quality paint well cover. Even white over the black.
fattyontheinside93
Dat primer + paint yo
Maltafea
It's actually his place.You know,mortgage?So no security deposit
AshyLawrence
But if he owned it, would it not be a condo? Doesn't the word 'apartment' usually imply that it's a rental?
ashmenon
Is that how you differentiate it? Over here neither term implies ownership/rentalship, it just implies the luxury level.
Pinklestein
Apartment you rent. Condo you own.
melodramaticbat
I would describe an apartment as an apartment if I owned or rented. But I'm British. I don't think we use the word 'condo'
Felderburg
It does, but in the same sentence @OP says "apartment," they say "free to do whatever I wanted," so if it is rented, it has a lax policy.
Mirawatts
Well since the title says "apartment", you're wrong.
Millennial10
You're arguing semantics... When you own an apartment you don't *have* to suddenly start calling it a condo
Maltafea
Erm so now you're saying you can't get a mortgage on an apartment?He stated in the post it's his place -___-
purplecumbrella
Yeah, my dorm was "my place" too. But I obviously didn't own it.
ahetik
Apartments are occasionally sold. There are a few units in my building that are privately owned.
nacko
For some people, apartment = rented, condominium = an apartment that you own. Just a misunderstanding, I think.
horker
it actually says appartment
thatcrazyasian
OP's daughter actually did all the work while he took pictures. Tsktsk.
redandwhiterton
I was thinking OP is female.
sdrawkcaBsIemanresU
OP is a he?
Olibith
I'm afraid he is
KenKorte
I assumed she also, don't know why
throwthisaway83
I thought @OP was a she, until I saw the shuriken in the wall. Only a dude would do that.
PlurmpDankensteinMcFlurntinTheCatEsquire
As a female I strongly disagree. That was one of my favorite parts.
Sidorakh
I can say, more than likely male after a bit of comment stalking. "My wife left me.. had a kid.." Something like that on a CB post
Pmany
till it ripped your favorite coat.
tangybreath
I'm sorry but I think it's a little creepy when you have an 8 year old daughter.
Nikolai5
Having an 8 year old daughter is creepy? OK...
CiarMitc11
I've met some creepy girls, they're cool as f*ck to be honest
streuth
It's like, the little girl's room is great, but why is the living room basically a man cave? Seems really immature and selfish on his part.
Mirawatts
I think it's a little creepy overall. However with the 8 year old daughter I feel the lady with the huge boobs by the couch is odd.
BrianOfNazareth
or maybe you guys are just overreacting. It just shows a bit of skin...
cooke
Yeah, poor girl. Plastering your place in sex kittens isn't really a positive message.
Pinklestein
Just massage the wall when your cereal runs dry..
rivaar
Sorry but are you guys not projecting a little or just being prudish, they don't seem sexual at all to me.
Mirawatts
Not everything that impacts a child is sexual. This isn't about the sexual nature of the paintings (cause they're not sexual). Just seems...
Mirawatts
...that girl would interpret that the appearance of these ladies as ideal, which would be real hard to adapt to. Normally she could just...
Mirawatts
...look to others, however she'll be constantly reminded of them because they're painted all over the walls.
pencilv3ster
I see you are unfamiliar with French culture, or even general European culture.
BrianOfNazareth
I agree with you
Mirawatts
How so? Is it the gaudy wall art or the implication about the little girl being steeped in the flawless beauty of those character?
BrianOfNazareth
If you look at OPs gallery you will see the looks of a terrible traumatized and unhappy child. (drops sarcasm now)
Olibith
my daughter and her cat are much more scarier than the paintings http://imgur.com/rS3F4ai
BrianOfNazareth
good on you OP, and on your daughter too. I would do the same to my home if I weren't renting it.
MonserrSans
How high did you decide was "safe" for the throwing stars? Remember guests may be taller than you.
captaincookco
Way to commit.
sombient
It's a little early, but let me know when you're gonna sell. I'd take it and you wouldn't even have to worry about painting again.
Olibith
Well, let's talk! :)
PaladinsAreReal
This is seriously fucking legit.
Pinklestein
OK, so I guess I'm getting old. How would what we see here be non-legit?
ImAlreadyNakedUnderTheseClothes
Do you mind if I move in with you?
Olibith
You might have to be the next women of my life to move in ! ^^
ashmenon
I'm a male, but I like cleaning dishes and I'm okay with taking out trash. Pls.
Claytor
I'm male but have boobs, does that count?
theflyingjellyfish
Hahaha
secretidentitycrisis
How do I apply?
Botshifter
Have fun repainting her room once a year when all the stuff she used to love is now "for babies".
andyar
I'm pretty sure this whole post was about how fun the painting was. I think OP would be excited about it honestly.
LickFury
Yup you're single
BrianOfNazareth
I don't know if that statement will be true for long.
izmi
Yup - the artwork IS amazing. But I couldn't live in it; it's very dark and overbearing. Very sexualised too. Beautifully done though.
picuritcha
Looks like he's pretty happily single. Why do people assume everyone wants to not be single at all times?
Felderburg
That's cool, but I don't think I could handle mostly black walls.
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
Yeah, it would make me feel closed in, I like well lit areas. Also the black makes the room look and feel smaller. The art is cool though
BobtheMaker
wouldn't the ninja stars ruin the coats?
fattyontheinside93
Maybe the edges are dull
KickMeElmo
They have center holes. S/he may have used them as hooks for actual hangers.
BobtheMaker
oh that would totally make sense
danielrehall
Can't believe nobody gave you any credit for that one
BobtheMaker
it was wonderful scrolling and seeing the amazing work until that picture came along and i began wonder. Critically.
KoncentrateKing
I hope you don't rent. The owners would be furious. Good job though, very cool
Tastefull1
read what he posted, he will own it in 24 years, indicating that he bought it.
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
That would be hilarious.
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BrianOfNazareth
also, french people have a passion for comics, so I guess the landlord would really profit and would rent the apartment in no time at all.
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
Smart!
NonConformistFlamingo
Not necessarily. Some landlords are very cool about painting and such as long as it is repainted a neutral color before moving out.
muzik4machines
painted woodfloor are ruined tho
chrisjfinlay
There's a lot of black and other dark colours here that are very difficult to cover over
NonConformistFlamingo
Not if you know what you're doing. I had black walls in my last rental, one room even spattered with blacklight paint, I covered it fine.
Olibith
Nope it's mine ^^
valkrez
Fuckin grats, OP
Imghurrr
In the US that's called a condo
Humpcats
Then wouldn't it be a condo then?
LordNoodles
Condos are homes too
Humpcats
Condo usually means you own the space. While an apartment means that you rent the space.
schmitty8
Must be a US thing! Today I learned something!
AustenFan
He meant vs. calling it an apartment.
WisdomPlaytime
At least in USA, Apartments are for renting. Condos are for buying. France may have different vernacular.
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
OP is in France?
ladybird2223
Typically, yes in the US apartments=rent. What about the people in New York or other large metro areas? They are apartments that are bought.
Olibith
Well it will be mine in 23 years...
Ikesman1
How is that? Credit houses? How can I.. New adult here
Poopforce1s
Can't tell from pictures, but do you have an elevator directly to your place?
Ikesman1
How is that? Credit houses? How can I.. New adult here
Nondino
Probably a loan. Buying apartments is common in France where OP lives. Could be a rent to own too!
Imghurrr
You take out a home loan.. it's called a mortgage. You've got a lot to learn grasshopper. I'm 26 just got my first mortgage (fuck renting).
Eowyneb
I am turning 26 and was thinking of getting a house. How do I even start? I am in student debt too
lxlulz
I'm thinking it is a Condominium.
LordNoodles
Like magnum pi said, a mortgage is an agreement between a bank and you to purchase house, technically it's the banks until you pay it off.
KillerTofu615
Please tell me you replaced those awful parkay floors.
WisdomPlaytime
"Butter. Parkaaaay!" Maybe you mean parquet.
artisviolent
Well said
KillerTofu615
I've never seen the word spelled out. I've only heard it in my life. I'm sorry. Twat.
KillerTofu615
I've never seen the word spelled out. I've only heard it in my life. I'm sorry.
didntshootthedeputy
Why would they be furious, as long as you paint over it before you move out?
ADisturbedOne
Most places I've rented forbidden it.
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Read your name, now have 'Oooh Ah ah ah AH!' stuck in my head. Damn you David Draiman *shakes fist*
Flyndaran
It's their property. They get to decide what changes to allow.
didntshootthedeputy
2) wall color are part of that.
didntshootthedeputy
Not where I live. There are limits to what the owners can forbid when they rent out their property and cosmetic changes like
WisdomPlaytime
OP stated earlier in the comments that he/she pays the mortgage there.
didntshootthedeputy
I know. The discussion was in general, not specifically about OPs situation.
robotzombies
When you paint something like an image, you can't just paint over it. It'll show up through the coats on top of it.
spunzombie
Skim coat mud, sand, then a coat of primer. I used to pick up a lot of extra money doing get ready's in a college town.
didntshootthedeputy
1) With a bit of dedication it can be done. Two coats of primer and two coats of paint should do it. With sharp edges you probably have to
didntshootthedeputy
3) Probably a lot less.
robotzombies
I'd think the sanding, plus the extra coats of paint, would add up in both time and money. I'd guess most wouldn't go through the trouble.
didntshootthedeputy
1) Painting those murals was a big investment in time, money and manpower. If it is that important to you what your walls look like, I think
didntshootthedeputy
3) Theoretically, of course, since OP has already established that he owns the apartment.
didntshootthedeputy
2) it's probably important enough to consider and accept the consequences when moving out.
didntshootthedeputy
2) sand them first or feather with a drywall compound. But it honestly shouldn't be any more work than painting them in the first place.
GhostTasha
With all that solid black, it would be.
didntshootthedeputy
1) Not really, murals are a lot of work with the lines and the different colors etc. Just painting an entire wall is a lot less fiddly,
didntshootthedeputy
2) even if you have to apply several coat.
icanhearjimi
I wish I could art and stuff.
KatCatKittyKatCat
i was literally going to type i was i could art! +1
ZekeAskirion
never too late fam, doodle your way to your own heart
Waidonut
Would be nice if OP actually credited the artists he painted them from too. He did a great job tracing and painting.
Nintura1182
Obviously OP is very talented, but for us normal peeps, get a projector and a clear image to put up images on walls.
Waidonut
That's sort of what OP did anyway.
Nintura1182
looks more like he free'handed it by the pencil drawings.
icanhearjimi
Then trace and color? Damn, that's a good idea. My wife is super into adult coloring books now so this might be a great project.
Nintura1182
Yep, exactly. Do some practice runs first obviously but as long as it can fit on a projector film/sheet, you can put it on a wall.
icanhearjimi
Excellent. Now to steal a projector from a local school. You use this right? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61VZdTVJaWL._SL1300_.jpg
Nintura1182
yep basically
snowy129
Wow I haven't seen one of those in 20 years.
FoxySpirit
I have such a thing
snowy129
Adult coloring books? ....? http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/RudeBits1.jpg
icanhearjimi
Haha that would be way more interesting.
mikeatike
TIL: Op lives in an art gallery.
didntshootthedeputy
This is pretty impressive. I admire your dedication to nerddom. I won't be surprised if I see this on the FP in a few hours.
Olibith
I was surprised :)
thruthecord
Well played sir.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
When*
didntshootthedeputy
Yes, there it is now :)
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
Front page reporting. Glad to have you on board. We're the Hotel California around here. You can checkout...you just can't leave.
didntshootthedeputy
Just saw :)
Wybo
How much to do my house?
Lameassangel
30 speed
ThatJuanMexican
One marijuana
LumiereTouTheo
Where do you live¿
OliverClothesoff70
One meeeeelion dollars!
soylentbeef
Dude, I'll do your house for half the price
ferreiradanielf
About three fiddy
EscargatoireMunch
OP is using child labor so it shouldn't be too much.
Olibith
XDIf you don't make a 8 years old work hard, all they do is playing !
SitusInversus
My hero Ron Swanson once said that laws against child labor are ruining the country. I guess same applies to France.
RepostStat1sdicks
How much to do me?
Hairyballsack
phrasing?
RepostStat1sdicks
http://i.memecaptain.com/gend_images/0sTwiw.jpg
DarkMoon159
Boom
pearlypearll
I think it was intentional
IamNotAnAlien
better yet.. put yourself up for adoption
Olibith
Well, I might have to travel from France to your place with my daughter, quit my actual job to spend a few weeks there... Well... :)
quietlysinister
In all honesty, you could make a good living painting murals for people depending on how fast you paint.
ArgentManor
Well hello there fellow French imgurian
Shaga42
HEY FRÉNDZ !!!
SinaiEpisodes
So how much?!
InfiniteSynapse
Also can you adpot me ples
slightlyaskew123
I love the mirror by Harley! Nice touch
yaseada
Oh tu habites où ? :)
Blueeyedmerle
The way you've made your home look makes me want to hug you something awful.
Olibith
Hey let's hug then !!
jamesc4562
What if... I bring my house to you.
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
http://e.lvme.me/pzv5j7l.jpg
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
I can tell from you pics that you're probably a great Dad. Your girl is lucky to have. The world needs more great Dads. Cheers my friend :)
WisdomPlaytime
Why did I assume OP is a woman?
Pugsleyx
Because women normally end up with full time custody of kids? I assumed woman as soon as I saw the kid, wrong I know but this world man...
fakebecauseidontwantpeopletoknow
All the characters are female. For some reason that's why I felt that.
Jet3444
Yeah I did the exact same
Kayjager
I did too. Maybe because I'm a woman.
Figuritot
Wow, holy shit I did the same. Weird.
TheGameDoctor
Seriously if you ever hit Jakarta hit me up and name your prize
Bumcivilian
And the original artist of that poison ivy is also french, the awesome Serge Birault! Unless you are him.. 'squints'
Reibis
Can I commission you? Large painting of *Heavy Breathing* Cat pulease :P
Wakborder517
Deal!
ratchethatchet
Bring your couch. I'll give you tree fiddy for it
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Bon ben si tu es dans le Nord, j'ai peut-être un petit contrat potentiel en Belgique. Putain de talent.
Olibith
Je crois qu'à 1km près, je ne pourrais pas être plus loin du Nord de la France :)
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Je suis tristesse, mais consolé par le soleil que tu dois avoir :) Si un jour tu montes à Bruxelles, je t'offre une pinte !
Olibith
C'est pas tombé dans l'oreille d'un sourd ! :) Merci !
AlbanGuyard
Viens sur Nantes, il fait plus moche, mais on a le droit d'être alcooliques vu qu'on est bretons !
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Et je suis soufflé par ton coup de patte hein...
ForTheRepublic212th
Does your daughter have a disease
BlackPengu
Is OP male or female and what does OP do and if artist, whrre can I check it out, if streamer where can I see it?
whatseventhepointt
I'll give you about tree fiddy.
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
Tell me when to stop
agentfros
Aaaaaaand stop.
TehStoner
I haven't said stop yet....
TheGhostMinx
It's been seven hours since he started....I think he can keep going for a little bit longer....
Wakborder517
Well this is the most perfect thing
InfiniteSynapse
Willing to pay in baguettes.
2sday
Ok, how abt on canvas instead?
Wapol
So....how much?
Treblaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw
fattyontheinside93
5 whole marijuanas
LackOfSupervision
"Lets get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?"
IWasBannedBecauseImgurSucks
Olibith
Haha dude, did you missed the part about quiting my job ? It would cost something quite astronomical. Sure you got nice artist in your area.
lemoninyoureye
But how much?
TuckerTheGuy
How much are you services professionally?
Olibith
this is not my job, I'm a motion designer
Nolfelix115
Can I pay you in gum?
TheGoblinPopper
No one ever pays me in gum. =(
MageFace
What if you just painted on canvas & shipped it to people wanting your art?
Olibith
It's not my art at all, I'm just copying :)
highwayshot
Just tell him how much!!!!
GrateFan
I give you 5€. Last offer.
Gargusuz
Stop being hard to get! Just give the man a god damn number!
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
I will pay you 1 million dollars to sleep with my basement
Shamalamadingdongz
Wot?
deftones15
What part of how much do you not get??
GormlessLiar
The man asked how much
thegirlfromtheplaceyouknow
Now that you said you're from France, I imagine you said dude like "Dood!"
Olibith
offa coorss I doo :)
didntshootthedeputy
You could just take a vacation ;).
HulluSteve
If he's from USA, I think it's not gonna happen.
kkus
yeah @Olibith is in France and they always talk about how they take month long vacations there. Time to put your money where your mouth is!
NuttyNatsu
I wish I could afford travel and hotel for you to do my studio flat, I'm only in the UK ><
Ablus
Money is of no issue to us, we don't have any.
Shamalamadingdongz
At least 3 monies? Come on we need you here in the states.
EarthbeandingLemur
Yea but how much tho?
dytonn
England is only across the channel and I will pay £200
Brotzbertz
Lol
igloosuperglue
Only £200 jeez
cubanito0
How bout if I move to France get a job a daughter and a new place to live?
MaoZedong
Can you paint me a Fennekin and ship it to me though? Just like the one in your daughter's room. I'd pay of course.
highwayshot
Just tell him how much!!!!
Iamlordofspuds
Like 30 speed
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
6 MONEY
b0sspls
a small loan of a million dollars?
TrixQuatro5
screamed the stableboy.
confuzzledtuna
100,000$
andthatsthewaythecookiecrumbles
Your soul and first born
vadnaisart
*telling wife before he went to sleep: "honey, do you want to go to france?" She replies,"Well, you know I did find french men very attratve
vadnaisart
laugh track ensues* he chuckles almost forcefully and goes to bed. outro music plays. boot dee woo doop bump! camera pans to him in his bed
LetMeCheckMyLicense
I'll give you tree fiddy!!
Fatherdoodle
I'm next
FuckYourFriday
Damn you Lochness Monster!!
fluffysstuff
TonyTheTiger313
I gave him a dolla
OyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyepeyoteoyeImnotBatman
20 pesirous
gggu
After seeing that episode originally air, I've been saying that as my stock answer for years.
Solahm
I'm on to you..... Lochness Monster
TaintedGENE
HAHAHAHA..... +1
soljaboss
Three hundred million billion gazillion dollars, its not worth it
DoctorFizz11
Tree fiddy
AlecPowers
sounds like you should look up the price for a place in France
yesallthegoodnamesweretaken
Ah cool, tu viens d'où en France? Super ton appart :)
Olibith
Sud est, ex parisien :)
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Magnifique ton appart ! Par contre j'ai eu peur au porte-manteau étoiles de ninja... ^^
Olibith
Haha, et bien il sert tous les jours, ils sont bien à 2m du sol, seuls les grands peuvent s'en servir ^^
JosueM
Genre y a des français ici ? J'aurais jamais pensé :D
yesallthegoodnamesweretaken
Bien sur qu'on est là :)
Shaga42
Kikou ! oué ya D francé ici, toujour fiair 2 notre bo paillis est 2 notre lengue
OuicheLorraine
On est partout. Vive le maroilles.
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
On dit une ouiche lorraine.
NoSheUseMine
L'un des notres!
CronoSkev
Les baguettes en FP ! Je suis fier :'-). Et avec un post qui envoi du lourd en plus. Bravo