I like onions too

Jul 10, 2017 5:08 PM

natekelly

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Artist is JakeLikesOnions
http://jakelikesonions.com
Mandatory FP Edit: Everyone have a fucking sick day and love everyone around you. Unless it's Dan. Fuck Dan.

What the pants really said:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2 #9

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My username feels relevant here..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last one is like a father ted joke

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last one reminds me a true story I read less than a year ago of a girl who left a voicemail for her mom while being eaten by a bear. Awful.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

sentient jeans ftw

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck off Nate. Sincerely, a Dan

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before this post, I'd only seen the "tight, but not warm jacket" strip. These are great.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen these before. Plus linking to the original artist?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

#6 What is your biggest musical regret? Mine is....don't judge me.... New Found Glory.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard the Seinfeld bass.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't find these funny, but I do like the way they're drawn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't find you funny, but I do like your positivity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a coincidence! Me neither!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of these days I'll see a dump that doesn't have a duplicate in it. It will be magnificent, like finding an albino sasquatch in the wild.

9 years ago | Likes 482 Dislikes 1

Are you implying we have one in captivity?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah to be young and still have that dream...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you mean a yeti

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pfft, are you trying to say people who post dumps are lazy and just half ass it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I accidental clicked it in twice. But yeah pretty much

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of these days I'll see a dump that doesn't have a duplicate in it. It will be magnificent, like finding an albino sasquatch in the wild.

9 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

The script says you should've repeated your reply to the original, dude

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry haha I was pretty stoned

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry haha I was pretty stoned

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 8

You look more toasted to me.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

WHAT'S THAT FROM? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEBER WHAT IT IS

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, Jake. The whole moon gets sunlight. The dark side refers to the side that never faces the Earth. School.

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In fact, the ground on that side is a little bit lighter

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's true. It's has almost no sea, resulting in a much higher albedo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love that it's called sea

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, pants are also not sentient beings that communicate in Morse code, it's just a joke folks.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought the moon rotated at a rate it orbited the earth so that it caused one side to be ice and never receive sunlight

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost :) it rotates around the earth at the same rate it revolves on itself, so it keeps one face always pointed towards earth

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The other side always faces away from earth, so out in space, sometimes getting sun sometimes not. I think! Haven't studied this in a while!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The moon is tidally locked with Earth, meaning one side always faces the Earth as it orbits. This results in us always seeing one side.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The moon goes through phases because as it makes its 28 day orbit, the side that faces the sun is in motion. (A day on the moon is 28 days).

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Therefore, when the moon is full, the side facing the Earth is completely lit. It is on the opposite side of the Earth from the sun.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The full moon always rises at sunset. (I didn't realize that until I was 33 years old). The new moon always rises at sunrise.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0