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Artist is JakeLikesOnions
http://jakelikesonions.com
Mandatory FP Edit: Everyone have a fucking sick day and love everyone around you. Unless it's Dan. Fuck Dan.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
What the pants really said:
haveanothergif
#2 #9
Jakeisneat
My username feels relevant here..
TheAncientSea
Last one is like a father ted joke
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Last one reminds me a true story I read less than a year ago of a girl who left a voicemail for her mom while being eaten by a bear. Awful.
itskDn
sentient jeans ftw
TheSaucyCrumpet
Fuck off Nate. Sincerely, a Dan
natekelly
18yearoldBlackDynamite
Before this post, I'd only seen the "tight, but not warm jacket" strip. These are great.
SingularWit
Haven't seen these before. Plus linking to the original artist?
goodguyC
#6 What is your biggest musical regret? Mine is....don't judge me.... New Found Glory.
DARfuckinROCKS
I heard the Seinfeld bass.
StevenJohnsonsRealAccount
I don't find these funny, but I do like the way they're drawn.
natekelly
I don't find you funny, but I do like your positivity
StevenJohnsonsRealAccount
What a coincidence! Me neither!
herpopottomas
One of these days I'll see a dump that doesn't have a duplicate in it. It will be magnificent, like finding an albino sasquatch in the wild.
Howtogrowwood
Are you implying we have one in captivity?
krispykreme420glazeit
Ah to be young and still have that dream...
Imalyon
Imalyon
I think you mean a yeti
graehall
Pfft, are you trying to say people who post dumps are lazy and just half ass it?
natekelly
I accidental clicked it in twice. But yeah pretty much
Meqad
absolutezero182
One of these days I'll see a dump that doesn't have a duplicate in it. It will be magnificent, like finding an albino sasquatch in the wild.
natekelly
lammyne
The script says you should've repeated your reply to the original, dude
natekelly
Sorry haha I was pretty stoned
natekelly
Sorry haha I was pretty stoned
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
You look more toasted to me.
BigBossTheMSFCommander
WHAT'S THAT FROM? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEBER WHAT IT IS
BigBossTheMSFCommander
Remember*
DeepRootsAreNotReachedByFrost
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brave_Little_Toaster
Fejerro
No, Jake. The whole moon gets sunlight. The dark side refers to the side that never faces the Earth. School.
Qumefox
Came here to say this.
Fenderzilla
In fact, the ground on that side is a little bit lighter
Fejerro
That's true. It's has almost no sea, resulting in a much higher albedo.
Fenderzilla
I love that it's called sea
Ianoss
I mean, pants are also not sentient beings that communicate in Morse code, it's just a joke folks.
CoopBro
I thought the moon rotated at a rate it orbited the earth so that it caused one side to be ice and never receive sunlight
muchadoaboutmuffin
Almost :) it rotates around the earth at the same rate it revolves on itself, so it keeps one face always pointed towards earth
muchadoaboutmuffin
The other side always faces away from earth, so out in space, sometimes getting sun sometimes not. I think! Haven't studied this in a while!
Fejerro
The moon is tidally locked with Earth, meaning one side always faces the Earth as it orbits. This results in us always seeing one side.
Fejerro
The moon goes through phases because as it makes its 28 day orbit, the side that faces the sun is in motion. (A day on the moon is 28 days).
Fejerro
Therefore, when the moon is full, the side facing the Earth is completely lit. It is on the opposite side of the Earth from the sun.
Fejerro
The full moon always rises at sunset. (I didn't realize that until I was 33 years old). The new moon always rises at sunrise.