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Jan 5, 2018 11:21 PM
IVLeafClover
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@clickhereclickhere
Robbobfobmob
Fuck we teach our kids rubbish
CrimeThinker
I don't think he's personally naming the hexagon I think he's imagining the blunted-round shape of packaged hot dogs.
noHeartOfGold
Brilliant!
Immobilecow
Just back from viper patrol.
lovecraftbeer
We have a friend nicknamed hot dog. He has big lips and he got the name because he is all lips and asshole.
eightbreeze
Jake is clearly going places
OaksParcel
University isn't one of them
EST9LDCBQRO
and he asked the teacher, "and what is the name of your polygon?
TheLittlestLebowski
crispygrapes
Jesus fucking Christ that came outta nowhere
TheSecretestMan
A funny guy, huh? What, does Joke think he's some sort of jakester? Take school a little more seriously, young man.
Kitbash
Hotdog Hexagon, is that one of them urban dictionaries?
hannahbanana4scalee
Tedison
Wednesdude
at least they didn't asked for a gender.
Jawesomesauce
I would have for sure given him a point if I were the teacher :D
RatchetTheWusky
@op jake or jack? Other post, facebook is jack
TheCharlieBrown
Jake doesn't know geometry but he sure can pick out some nice khakis.
blancomeow
I went through most of high school and this is far more complicated a question than I was ever presented
WD420DuctTape
LonesomeHubert
i hope he got a good grade still. i mean if you had a dog and she ask “what’s your pets name” i don’t think you respond dog. maybe sparkles
fedasddsad
I thought maybe he misheard hexagon as hot dog, but I guess he named the hexagon hot dog.
SourceThunderLight
That reminds me of Wolfenstein : https://youtu.be/QU6tQY3eMLM?t=38
Novemburr
hex. sex. six. Bam! we mathin now!
MommysBaby
hublar
bronlonious
wheresmymoneydenny
Thunderstorm224
LetshopeIgotsomejokes
Hexagon! lil pimp, hexagon!,.. It's cool though all you need math for is gram weights, ya feel
pancreas
hexamawhatsit
pukeachew
In America you don't even need that! We free ball it!
OaksParcel
Is this the same Jake from Two and a Half Men?
DavosTheOnionKnight
To be fair that's a bad question and Jake's answer points it out. "What type of polygon did you draw?" is much better worded.
stinkingyeti
I shut down so many of my daughter's 4th grade teachers homework questions with answers like that and backed it up in parent teacher time.
uptosomekindashiftywiththatwhiteboy
I was curious if you were right so I sent this to a buddy, (8th grade teacher) she sent back an F.
YamatoIouko
Equilateral?
DavosTheOnionKnight
Yeah, my question isn't perfect either. Perhaps a multiple choice?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Closed?
crispygrapes
It is an equilateral, and it is closed, but I think the answer they were looking for was "hexagon."
MrEpimetheus
I recognize the Infinity Hexagon when I see it...
Akurei00
No no no, it's name is Hot Dog.
thepiGemFlyer
Literally no one calls it that and ever will
InsanityKiwi
Cover name.
Satherian
Hot Dog, it's the Infinity Hexagon!
OPGotDatSack
Is this the new LindaDee or something?
amahler
If imgur history has taught us anything. It's to always check the username before voting.
OPGotDatSack
Yeah. What's this time. A shitposter on an hourly rate? Another blatant fidget spinner merchant like MohAki?
amahler
They've been on imgur just over a month and already racked up over 600k points. Seems shady to me.
thegelatoking
Git em!
Dsharppe
Yes. Obviously. Wish the plebs would realize.
Azertyslam
I thought it was anlyin
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
I know, I swear this person only exists to post to imgur.
PickIeRick
What is LindaDee?
Dsharppe
Just 2 posts are over is another one.
BurntToast127
Currently 3 in a row on fp
Aysling
I don't get it?
TurtleSea3
leftyshuckles
Melted butter MELTED BUTTER
RuFusDarK
ArtSparkle
This is terrifyingly relevant
YouLookLikeAFruit
youtasteofcherryade
ryry1237
What's this movie and what's the context of this fabulously floppy scene?
leftyshuckles
It's called Leonard Part 6 and Cosby is a secret agent who fights against vegans. He uses melted butter to fight lobsters too.
leftyshuckles
In one scene he slaps a bunch of vegans with burger patties and it burns their skin like vampires in sunlight
ryry1237
That was not the answer I was expecting... but you've got my interest.