Not quite The Red Sea.

Jun 8, 2022 10:22 PM

dickwitfo

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Navies hate him

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad level #1000

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Lol this is pretty good

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its a me walkie brand lolol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What climate crisis?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

moses makita

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I’m surprised they haven’t used that in an infomercial

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Makita Moses Maker

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got that same Makita, it will blow gravel 25ft.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeezus?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The old Moses manoeuvre

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let my people go … pee

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Or just walk in a puddle, you have shoes on. I can't imagine being this wasteful for no gains, but I am broke so there's that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blowses

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Blowses

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

v

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I own a pair of rubber boots for these situations

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite Moses either

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jose and the Parting of the Oily Puddle.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Dads everywhere like

4 years ago | Likes 372 Dislikes 1

Needs more K-Swiss

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I'm conflicted I am a dad but this always would have been super cool to me

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My socks and sandals can stay dry now without using garbage bags.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shiiiiiiit I just bought myself one of these and the power... it's CORRUPTING!!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first purchase for like garden stuff was a good leaf blower

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, 120p video quality AND only 2fps! 2022 is amazing.

4 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 1

I can't fucking wait for 24p and a jpeg every 4 minutes. I WANNA HEAR THE DIAL UP

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

He's the anti-BabyFarkMcGeeZax

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You know whats funny? The video track has actually 59.95 fps and Audio. Like somebody wanted the worst of 2002 with the features of 2022.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Was literally watching this scene as I read your comment. Amazing timing.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*that scene from Bruce Almighty when he parts his soup*

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Can I get a spooooo*choking*onn, nevermind, I found one.

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