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https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/washington-demanding-entry-fee-from-ottawa-before-trade-talks-sources-9.7172340
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/washington-demanding-entry-fee-from-ottawa-before-trade-talks-sources-9.7172340
hotaru251
send him a 4k image of a middle finger and say we'll try again in 2 2/3rds years when hes gone
Samja192
It's not free trade if you have to pay to play
todayok
Funny story about this. Canada was set to elect a mini Trump last year but then Trump out Trumped himself and Canada collectively said waaaaaait a minute, this is nuts. That mini Trump, a twat named Pierre Poilievre, crashed that election so bad he even lost his own district.
Anyhow the guy who won, Mark Carney, is a very smart and accomplished economist and all things considered is doing a fantastic job. Canada has been breathing a group sigh of relief that it narrowly escaped mini Trump.
Pelican3
Please Canadians, as much as I enjoy seeing your beautiful people on our Florida beaches, please stay home. Don’t spend a dime here.
bobgunrunnersmith
Fuck trump. At this point the U.S. has become a boil on the backside of mankind.
509tigerfish
viila
This is, what? Fourth? Fifth? trade deal, and fourth that Trump himself has made. What's the point when he's just going to rip it up in two months anyway and we're back to square one.
ActionJohnnie
Canada probably
FrozenSTi
Time to double down with the rest of the world. I recommend Canada to start building all of Europe's military needs, starting with the Gripen
RummageSaleBubbler
Seattle here -- please miss us on this one.
rossimus
I wonder if Trump actually understands how little leverage he has right now
zombywoof68
They misspelled "bribe."
TheSpectralPenguin
Yea you can go fuck yourself america. We ain't buying your spirits, we ain't taking your shit. Yankees can fuck right off till you kill the pedos in office.
TI99Kitty
This is what I keep saying. Don't make deals with us. Sell your products to countries that deserve them. Spend your money in countries that haven't turned into fascist shitholes.
When Donald Trump calls, don't engage with him. Just say firmly and clearly, "No," and hang up.
TheSpectralPenguin
Elbows up.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
I guess he's just really envious of Iran charging fees for the straight
meme2zombie
At the exact same time they're trying to convince Canada to put US booze back on the shelves.
aristera
Even if we did, we still wouldn't buy it.
Dannyalcatraz
foolkiller333
It's pretty simple when you look at what Carny is saying and doing. Canada is going to let the free trade agreement go if the US doesn't want it. They have to notify 6 months in advance of withdrawal and it has a 10 year exit clause. Everything Carny has been saying will take around 10 years to complete for modernizing Canada. We've given up on the USA being an ally, we now consider them a hostile nation state.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
And who will enforce that 6 month notice and 10 year exit period? Fuckwads don't give a damn about any of their other laws, why would they care about this one?
foolkiller333
That would be the World Trade Organization. They have some real nasty penalties for countries that violate trade treaties, like voiding copyright/trademark protections for the offending country.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Pardon me if I'm skeptical of the ability of the WTO to force the US to do something.
kwyjiboner
The North American economy is so integrated at this point that any full stop of trade would be disastrous for the entire continent and the world at large.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Yeah, but this wouldn't be a full stop of trade, just a cessation of free trade
foolkiller333
Canadians are at the point where we would be willing to take the hit just so the USA understands that we won't back down from them. It's why Carny is so popular and Poilievre is not. One wants to stand up to the US, the other is ready to get on his knees to service Trump.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Fuck don't I know it. There's a bunch of stuff we buy from the states at work we'd love to be able to switch to canadian sourced instead - but since it's cheaper we're not allowed
Iaimtomisbehave
Dear World, (especially our direct neighbors Canada and Mexico) don't do any business with those assholes in Washington. No qualifiers, just don't.
TI99Kitty
"Just say 'no'."
GravyEducation
Don't be heroes just run we got this
Eyeetsass
Don’t go. Don’t give them shit. Don’t show up. Stop entertaining these ass clowns. Let him surround himself with tin pot dictators. Do not participate. Do not negotiate with terrorists. Do not lend any validity to their occupation.
AllMyPain
Carney has to at least look he keeps trying with Trump otherwise Canada's version of Javier Milei will attract more people to their circus
Eyeetsass
That’s going to happen no matter what. That’s actively happening right now. Carney should look like he stands on business, and forge new trade options. Nothing that needs done is easy. That’s why it remains needing done.
JayDeeDubs
McBzz
Bye Felecia
nezo
Take Minnesota with you please
docsierra
While you’re cutting, release Washington, Oregon, and California from the US and take us with you. Promise we are cool.
CelticCommando
Yall had your chance to get in on this I'd 1846!!
Ah what the hell, get over here
Perkunas687
And NY!
ToSisPoS
Toss in Minnesota too. I like their cheese fries.
1stDrunkJoe
Unless a lot of Northern rural New York pulled their heads out of DJ's ass, Upstate is pretty MAGA. I drove through just before the election and there were a lot of Trump flags. My frame of reference is surviving in rural E Texas.
chiefuffaker
And Colorado!
Me1iss0
Yeh they would have to take Wyoming too, but it could be worth it! Lots of bears I think. Not sure. That big thumb thing! That’s cool! Please take us Canada.
Athol
You want free from the IS? Go for it, we'll talk then; but Canada doesn't want to get caught in the custody battle.
theyallwenttoMexico
I wonder if Canada can delete the U.S. as a trading partner.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Pretty much every nation is moving away from the US as a trade-partner. Few will or can cut all ties, but they're at least reducing their dependency by diversifying their trade partners. America is constantly making itself a less attractive trade partner, with all those tarriffs, and threats, enforcing corporate interests, and just making itself more hated by the day.
And the vast majority of that won't just come back when Trump finally turns into worm food.
TheSpectralPenguin
if given the chance we would delete the white house and the pedos in it.
Blackfinity
Loved hearing Nutlick whining about Canada unfairly removing American spirits from our shelves, conveniently forgetting that they were available right up to day his boss Turnip unilaterally imposed punitive tariffs on us. Fuck him and fuck America. Go pound sand you fuckers.
TwoWheelsGoodFourWheelsBad
This.
chrispisme
just watching the news and saw that dick head bitching about us not putting their shit on our shelves from a war they started and thought those exact same thoughts
0xBADA55
The thing tnat needs to be done is remove the USA from that trade agreement, just, Canada-Mexico .. CAMEX
redtruck
It is being developed.
Eyeetsass
This is the way. Any deal you negotiate is subject to his fucking whims. Trade around him. Through him. Over him. Never with him.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The US has always been like that with trade deals with Canada. We shouldn't even bother anymore. Anything that doesn't benefit them they just ignore, and even when Canada goes and gets a ruling, they don't pay what they're told to. So what's the actual point?
Eyeetsass
There is none. If it were me I would be more interested in collecting less revenue with stable partnerships.
darthnerdus6236
The US should be removed from all trade agreements and sanctioned, really. The threats to everyone's sovereignty aren't being taken seriously enough.
LordOfTheFleas
The whole world should sue for recent fuel prices
spittytrinkles
He doesn't honour any Trade agreements anyway. One of the myriad reasons his tariffs were deemed to be illegal.
GratuaCuun
With black jack and hookers!
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modis
In theory, yes. In practice, geography sucks. No way Drumpf lets any land shipment go between the 2 countries unfettered if he’s cut out of a deal.
OnyxTurret
We could even put Mexico first and call it Mexi-Can agreement
SgtDefaultGN
As a Canadian I’m very ok with that too.
RARusk
It's a Mexi-Can, not a Mexi-Can't.
iwantmymaypo
Mexi-Cana!
teardropivyyearofthetiger
As A PROUD CANADIAN, I’d even accept MEXICA.
psmith00
do no trade with the United States, neither buying nor selling. do not take your tourist dollars to America. do not let them pollute your country with their presence. Trump said that America can do everything without the rest of the world so let them prove that. they won't be able to and the eventual result is more likely just another attempt at a show of force to get everyone to give them the things they need to survive.
dixxienormus
Does Trump now think he's like Iran?
QueefMalone
GratuaCuun
Speaking as a Yank - I'm not bothering to apologize for my countrymen anymore - because that would suggest I believe any of the people who caused this deserve respect or an attempt at common discourse
No, instead - how about fuck them and fuck you, Trump
Get *bent*, America
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Comet260
👏👏👏
spittytrinkles
I like the American People as a whole. It's the American Government I have issues with.
koalamonster
As an American- yeah. But genuinely, there's a portion of our country that can fuck the fuck off.
Swiggy1957
Imagine carney and Sheinbaum talking. Trump interrupts them and Varney tells him to shut up because the adults are talking.
CarlBassett
Mexico: President did her engineering thesis at Lawrence Berkeley.
Canada: Prime Minister is Oxford educated economist.
USA: President can recognise drawing of giraffe.
Swiggy1957
Yes, but did he do it on the first try?
Davedavedavedavedave
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DrSharkbite
fedup60
Hoping Canada makes us here in Minnesota a province, we produce a lot of hockey players here
509tigerfish
youreathing
I know it's in jest, but I love how a lot of Americans see "moving to Canada" or some variation thereof is an easy option. It ain't.
billstranger
It is if we make them a province 🤓
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Please cordially tell mr. trump to go fuck himself.
thedill2000
I'm trying! Sorry it's not working
malbec
“With all due disrespect…”
billstranger
"...which is less than none..."
DickTipPapercut
as well as uncordially
HighSorcerer
Yeah I mean a box with a shit in it will do just as well as anything else.
NZSheeps
Don't be like that. Tell him to go fuck himself with a cactus
Firereika
That's why South park sent him to the desert during last srason
NZSheeps
For today's 10,000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afetnw70S04 (Actual PSA starts at 0:54)
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Wow, that's bold, how they get away with that is great!
TheEleventhHand
Hey, what do you got against cactuses, they're innocent, the kitchen aisle has much better options!
NZSheeps
TheEleventhHand
Blunderwriter
Better if it was barbed in both directions.
xeoxion
Carney politely already didady
ToSisPoS
Doodily