Little Timmy

May 29, 2017 11:40 PM

Thats when dad started beating Timmy with a set of jumper cables.

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I ask myself: what's older, the meme or the joke itself?

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what. the. actual. fuck

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RIP

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The best thing about this joke is that if you missed it the first time he tells it, you can still hear it 40 years later.

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But why is #2 written in sans serif but the rest is serif? #graphicdesignerproblems

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Dramatic effect.

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Politely hear it in Mr Robin Williams voice

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Miss him

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Seriously, this special is so god damn funny, Source/Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8IFgEO6Np4

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Then the parents went to bed and the wife farted in her sleep and blamed it on the dog.

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The best part is he does this in Walter Chronchite's voice.

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Grandma's a freak

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*going to jail

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Actually yes. He went to Timmy's room, not hers.

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Wouldn't matter either way unless Timmy was also a rapist.

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You're the new badlyphotoshoppedmichaelcera Keep up the good work!

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Your existence pleases me greatly

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Dammit... Upvote

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The font changes in the second image.

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ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ʜᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ

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whoo

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The dad says, "Please stop, Timmy. I'll give you anything!" Timmy then replies, "How bout tree fiddy?" Granny chuckles, "I gave im a dollar.

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I thought he'd start beating him with a set of jumper cables.

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"SHE GAVE HIM A DOLLAR!"

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I think I've seen this porn

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Worst part is that grandma's been dead for 5 years...

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Terminate and inseminate

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The Aristocrats... joke thief

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HOW? EVERY TIME THIS POST SHOWS UP THIS IS TOP COMMENT?

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IDK, I've never seen the post before

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What kind of exhausted capslock rant was I on last night, anyway yeah I've seen it a few times

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Oh my god, that just changed everything.

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sit down

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Written by M Knight Shyamalamadingdong

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What'd be worse then? The kid or the parents for keeping grandma's body in his room for 5 years?

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The kid went out and dug her up right quick

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Coulda been an urn

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Worst part? Or best part? ;)

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