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Aug 5, 2019 1:47 PM
Blaaaaaaaargh
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BountyHunter68
emberbronte
valley report, most trust worthy sight because they tell you upfront its BS.
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Wasnt this faked? I mean I'll do it in a heart beat but still
Pentjotal
Been there done that, not the lottery part though
andthenthat
Where is the smile?
Copperbrat
Like a Bawss!
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Things that never happened, part 1024.
NeutralAsToMarmite
She’s gotta get schwifty.
DanSantacroce
Legendary
voodoolobster69
grandmotherfucker
I actually like my manager, but there’s a few people I’d travel to slap before I headed out.
Managarn
what did they get her for exactly? Public indecence?
Anonymouspileofshit
You want to leave an ^
Look2urleft
You can pay some to do that for you now. Still thinking like a working class.
barbwirelove
Looking out for #1 while taking a #2
ZacknFienD
Worth it. Why isn’t she smiling in her mug shot?
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Who wouldn't?
CheekyDogLadyAlwaysUpvotesDeanWinchester
Meh she can afford the fine.
LuminousExpanse
plot twist: she won the $2,500 daily lottery
TheLastSpaceman
I understand.
Rizen415
If only TVR.com wasn't satire
bigal3107
& then she found out that she hadn't won the lottery at all. She'd mixed up the numbers she'd played last week. What a silly, silly, goose.
Mutamn
"Worth it." -that lady, probably
LadyCottonHead
IF you know anything about a lot of previous lottery winners you'll know you shouldn't burn bridges. It never lasts.
dough4you
Turn around. I can't do it if you're watching - me probably.
seakoos
She can afford bail and a great attorney. +1
whodathunkit
This article came from a satire site.
theHitchenator
Pretty difficult to dispute the DNA evidence she left... plus most offices have cctv.
Bart1952
If you're going to Quit. Do it the Old Fashioned way. No Call, No Show.
angrybook
ah the good ole no call, no show, no job.
Shade169
theres services that will mail anyone poop of various types...no jail time involved
RandomActsOfBubbleGuts
I would do this but probably I would just squat on top of the desk straining for 10 minutes only for nothing to happen until I got down
Odmanra
Eat a few pickles beforehand! Like (3)
jaffa5
thats you need to keep some laxatives and stencles in my office drawer just incase the day ever comes.
NunyaBizness
Maintain eye contact.
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Thats why Imgur is on mobile now
slashleylizette
You need more fiber in yo life
cheeseguy3412
If it was a big lottery, I'd hire my boss and let him retire. The man is a unicorn. Letting me count studying as worked hours while off 1/2
cheeseguy3412
For 3 weeks in dental pain going to docs. 2/2
AspAspAsp
Well your acts of bubble guts aren't on demand, they're random.
RandomActsOfBubbleGuts
Exactly
Maaatth
Well after winning the lottery you could pay someone to poop on the desk.
Potatoid
You can hire your boss to poop on his own desk.
Maaatth
Sniperhit
Her boss must've been called debra
iownmoonshoes
She ate some chicken strips afterwards.
IW42
LIKE A BAWS
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