DodderingCommandant97
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Sep 23, 2019 7:16 AM
DodderingCommandant97
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ishotjfktwice
This is the third time they are trying it taste different we should know better but we never learn
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Hmmm. For how much I wanted this, I feel that the bottle is all wrong. Needs to just be in a massive pouch.
xcopperx
How the fuck u sposed to eat it frozen out of the bottle
CoinedWatcher
I need this and orange HI-C
agermanguy
Its capri sonne !
MinorityOpinion
Holy fuck, you morons are up-voting adverts again.
MermaidOfAnxiety
BigBagOfNope
i funneled captin morgan with this in high school, cant ever dink it out of a non-pouch again.
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
I'm gonna mix that with booze
ChuckleVoodooist
I had to come so far down to something I thought was going to be universal. +1 to you!
mrc990112
I just assumed the next step was a 50 gallon trash bag and a garden house.
Alkuam2
You should see the commercial. https://youtu.be/eyd51lvu3xw
gorillamanjones
LIQUID SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
BananaforScale3d
I miss when they came in cans from Costco.
SputterSpark
I read antidepressants instead of antioxidants.... Sounded about right....
TheRTStryker
Holy fuckles, it’s Knuckles!
mabolo
Been saying my whole life they should make tall cans, just like Arizona ice teas.
cbale2000
Mythaldin
SarahKercz
Holy fuckles
AFistfulOfDollHairs
I wish I could find a list of products that have been made due to some guy on Twitter mentioning how good something would be.
Raecracy123abc
I mean isn't this just what Gatorade/Powerade is?
yallmfsneedjesus
No!
FailedCrate
Am I the only one annoyed by the fact that capri sun is completely a plastic waste producing beverage?
riffifi
No , it was my first thought. I live in the french countryside, and caprisuns are in the top 5 of all the trash I find during walks.
FailedCrate
Ellou my european sibling! Best regards from Allemane!
cattlegrazer82
I'm surprised considering the lengths Caprisun has gone to in order to make sure nobody ever figured out what color it was.
DontYuckMyYum
thought this was going to be another "Tide Pod" challenge meme...
suomynonA
https://imgur.com/PwiCKB8
heteroscedastic
Diabeetus
porcupinebuttsniffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sB5gE9T6N8
ChowYunChubby
Dire-beetus. It's like regular beetus, but dire
Alkuam2
Dire bear with dire-beetus.
DaveK014
I just realized I never knew what color Capri sun was
Jounan
That bottle looks like mouth wash.
Vergilincrocs
I'll take the mouthwash as long it is the "Fairy Drink" flavour.
dchek89
Delicious mouth wash
doritobandito84
Anything is mouthwash if you're unhealthy enough
MiyagieOne
I thought a Fire hydrant.
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
Fools, the pouch kept things in check. No one was meant to have such amounts of Capri Sun, you will pay for your hubris.
hamiltonleithauser
hubris is such a great word
billyrayvalentine
efemral
You flew too close to the Capri Sun!
MissSpelledTattoo
DecentGatsby
Dude! Bravo- that will be the title when this is reposted.
GestapoSanchez
Caprikaros, no!
glitterwank
Following this comment chain it just got better and better
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
YouLookLikeAFruit
You cannot stop me, fool. It has already begun
ninjafartball
Such insolence will not be tolerated
pyroinsomniac
+1 for use of the word "hubris"
LariCheltsy
3 deaths and they'll ban them.
goflyblind
QueenCousland
A Capri Sun version of the Moreos guy.
FuzzyX
"This is more power than any one person should ever be allowed to handle." Moreos Guy.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Perchuu was my spirit guide until I discovered the delicious heresy that are Oreo Thins. I hate myself for preferring that ratio.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than Oreo Thins.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Oooh Dogma reference +1 bro
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
I'm 90% sure they'll only taste good in small amounts through a straw.
Sofakingwetoded
You are correct. I worked at a Capri sun factory. The smell and taste became awful very quickly.
ApplesdaKitty
My vodka is ready.
JohnnyTwoStreams
At this rate, there's no stopping everyone from turning into liquid metal!
itburnswhenipeeMcgee
This needs way way WAY more upvotes
MissSpelledTattoo
MissSpelledTattoo
SterlingMaloryArcherr
Problem with pouches is you don't know what's inside. Mold, dead bugs that fell in the juice, who knows
petpet3d
Whatever, I'll still drink it
3wattbulb
Yeah, I'll stick with wine. You know where you stand with wine. Definitely has dead bugs and mold, no question.
CasualSins
The bottom of the pouch is clear.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
Not the last time I bought them. Foil bottom that you cannot see inside of. Maybe SOME of them have clear bottoms
RavenVG
Why would you put this in my head
frankbankspanks
I’m going to need a store name damn it
ijustwonamathdebate
Food 'n Stuff.
Digitalblade
Home Goods
dustmywets
Babies R Us
SuDNym
Walmart
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Lion's Den
veryhairyarea
the Leftorium
Equinoxiousness
Bass Pro Shop
TehpenIsmytier
Dick's
AngelfromLA
Darud-Sandstorm
HalfFlat
Master baiters
StopStealingMyBlankets
Ross dress for less
IStoleALoafOfBread
Fleet Farm
commentsbadcomments
Lion's Den Adult Store
theunderscorepenguin
Canadian tire
Mahfakah
Toys R Us
Lovethespam
Marshall's
Igotbeatwithjumpercables
Robs cock and ball torture
RationalDiscourse
... emporium
krazeeguitarist
Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic "Your Loss Is Our Sauce!"
qtRaven
Sneed's Feed & Seed. Used to be Chuck's.
LivingWaters
The Broshop
futureramenllamadingdong
Petsmart
tomatoboy
This word results in head tilting in our home equal to doggy park.
fatchicksneedluvintoo
TJ Maxx
doritobandito84
Trader Joe's
SometimesIEatTooMuch
Tuesday Morning
Dahliaisahedgehog
Tim Horton's
stidam072000
S-Mart
palladian
Linens n Things
LivingWaters
Man needs sauce?
JooJoo
Dick’s
Fn0rd
The sharper image
MarlboroMan42069
The Dildo Megastore
tibxero
No no no, you're thinking of Dildopolis
Peddler32
That's the UK chain, in the US it's Dildotopia
cogburnd02
No, Greendale is definitely in the US, and Annie lives above Dildopolis.
MarlboroMan42069
Thank you
Brunoemf90
Dick’s Sporting Goods
Ackelope
Sport's Dicking Goods
ObligatoryUsername69
Goods Sporting Dicks
SabakuPrincess
Meijer
FlyingButtPliers
Spatula City
AnotherExhaustedMillenial
UHF was such a great movie.
PrinceGoldust
There it is. This is the one, y’all
boobityboobityboobity
Fuzzy's Tacos
Iwanttofingeryou
Adam & Eve
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Abrakebabra
Poombah
Anna battah boorrgorr
storebrandproductmascot
Burlington Coat Factory
screwyouspaceship
Dude I loved that guy in Dr. Strange!
BossMaster06
Do some people think it’s funny to throw buckets of blood at you as you leave?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
They may think it's funny, I think it's grounds for a hefty lawsuit.
sikzik
ITS NOT JUST COATS
imAUser
Its worth the dri......oh wrong coat factory
thefuzziestofbutts
Was hoping for a bigger pouch vs a bottle.
Whittworth
They have those in Europe, and they have a built in straw with a cap. It was the best part about visiting there
Docholidayistheman
I remember them having a bigger pouch version when I was a kid. I still remember the ad
DrEpicFrag
"Um, excuse me sir. Your black box supreme CapriSuns have arrived."
tanfin123fs9
"Mmmm, bag of wine sir?" -me in the restaurant service industry when we run out of the menu selection.
myhousesmellsliketuna
We went to a restaurant in a rural small town and their “best” wine was Franzia. It was interesting to see
Mairoa
What... What was their worst wine?
myhousesmellsliketuna
I don’t remember the name but it was $0.99 a glass...franzia was $5 a glass.