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May 15, 2016 10:11 PM
APackOfRabidSquirrelsChewingOnYourNutsack
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Talahar
Wanda Yes!
Avengersorjusticeleague
Black Panther was the only one whos actions made sense really.
IneigiTsukuyomi
Saw a long name and panicked.
StarrrryNight
THIS WAS THE GREATEST FILM IN THE HISTORY OF FILMS.
Maluck
what exactly are their eyes doing?
flamingflamingo
It's a style.
nousernameisirrelevant
Tony Stank
thegreenknight7
Mr. Stank, table of one please.
shmopplesandbanonos
Best cameo to date
nousernameisirrelevant
He will be missed... I hope he's filming some for after he leaves
ChameleonFacedGoon
I was happy that the minor characters added to the movie instead of detracted from it
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
I feel like they were crucial cos the rest of the movie deals in a dark tone
OLIVEGARDENSBREADSTICKS
Water Truck - WAIT, PICK ME!
Buckbeak1486
It wasn't that bad of a movie. Although, I don't care about any of the characters save for Spider-Man, Ant-Man, and Stark.
Conmanbob
No spoilers +1
Cammo353
If anything the "I thought it was a water truck" peaked my interest even more
funkymonkeee
Snape dies
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
FUCK!
thisisfutureyou
SHUT UP
Chippewa4life
Snape tries to capture a Lugia with a masterball but then JOHN CENA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE.
Velexis
Luke kills his dad
Dragonogh
I actually really liked a younger Spiderman. His awkwardness was perfect.
flamingflamingo
I don't agree with these summaries.
anacctnamedphat
Wanda no
APackOfRabidSquirrelsChewingOnYourNutsack
Wanda yes
Jollytothegreen
These eyes bother me. Bad stylistic choice
Tylendal
The way this person draws eyes is weirding me out.
breezecakeyum
They look like little pockets.
ekscursionist
Yep.
liliputian7
that's what you get for practising animinime style before practising realism
Truart2310
I had my reservations about spider man being that young but I gotta say him and ant man were my favorite part of that movie.
BuzzedLightbeard
Yea but Spider-Man was always supposed to be that young and say things like that, the original Spider-Man movies were a sham
TheBoozehoundBitch
I mean, he's supposed to be a young teenager, and CW did a perfect job having him act like a real teenager would.
littlemissleah
Same! I loved them in it.
Linhtendo
its easier to be cool if you dont have much screentime, but yes! i fucking love them.
StarrrryNight
It was amazing when he just caught Buckys punch. Makes you realise that Spider-Man is more powerful than nearly everyone on the teams.
StarrrryNight
With the exception of maybe Vision.
miados
I felt this spider man actually was closer to how he is in the comics with his constant talking in the combat.
liliputian7
I liked the whole fucking thing. Yeah, fuck the critics. I'm the art-film guy and I give it two thumbs
Perkunas687
If they ever made a Spidey/Antman/Deadpool flick, well. I'd be a happy person.
Tron17Ninja
I want a Spider-Man antman buddy cop movie.
CholesterolFree
I'd appreciate a Falcon / Bucky cop movie... but that's just me.
Tron17Ninja
Honestly I would love both.
btimup
I think the kid did really well and was more believable. But really, they screwed up aunt May
DontNeedReason
They made her younger. Sure, she's a haggard old lady in the comics. But logically, there's not really a reason she couldn't be young.
DontNeedReason
Also, I realized that the relative youth of Peter's aunt and (assumedly) uncle makes Ben's death only more gutwrenching for everyone.
HappyShark
Best Spidey so far imo
Daddygeek84
I've said it before, that <10 minute scene between Parker and Stark is the best Spider-Man movie yet.
Sloppydrunkcatlady
At the very end of the credits they said he'd return!
thedevil
Bull shit. Peter came off like an idiot and one of the essential characteristics of SM is his secret ID which apparently isn't a secret
CrouchingVaginaHiddenPenis
He was smart enough to create his own webbing but he's still an amateur to superhero game. As far as secret identity, tony stark is a genius
thedevil
Except he talked like a retard. Literally awful dialogue. I was really disappointed with this iteration of the character.
Daddygeek84
Yeah, not a secret to one of the richest people on the planet, who's obviously looking for powered people.
kantackistan
I just yesterday saw Ant Man for the first time. When he showed up in Civil I had a bit of an episode. "Crap did I miss one?! WHO IS THIS?!"
Sebastan
ant man was way more enjoyable than most marvel movies cuz Paul Rudd make him relatable, funny and easy on the eye. Not gay call it.
ihpkmn
I didn't know who he was either until the name Scott came up, then I remembered "Oh, yeah, Scott Lang was a thing".
wehavelostobjectivebutter
Did you watch the end after the credits? It had the scene where cap and falcon had Bucky tied up from civil war. Liked how they did that
kantackistan
Lol yes I did, and this was after I had already seen the Civil War movie
DontNeedReason
I guess I'm the comic geek telling anyone who cares and everyone who doesn't that Spidey is meant to be that young.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Doesn't matter. Young actors stereotypically get annoying very easily. Giving them superpowers makes it worse usually.
Philokey
Thank you, christ so many 'hardcore" fans where so shocked by the age difference.
Snooj
Spidey transcends any specific age and his story could be told during any walk of life, although I'm most comfortable with him as a student.
Dwizzard121
Also he played the geeky kid really well! Something the last one didn't >_>
SouthAlexander
The hero we deserve
AlfredBitchcock
While I know he is supposed to be younger, when I first saw the reveal I was upset he sounded SOOO young. Was very happy in the end
EddieDeanofNewYork
Im the comic geek who thinks its funny that they finally made a Spidey the right age, but in the Civil War comic he's an adult w/ a family
DontNeedReason
You got me there. I'm still glad about the current Spidey. Tom seems amazing, uh, no Spidey pun intended.
Daddygeek84
Same here. Hank Pym is an old man and Spidey's a kid.
Canuckian
Technically Hank Pym still is an old man... It was Scott Lang in Civil War
thedevil
Except if you were that big of a nerd you would know that in the civil war story arc he isn't that young at all.
DontNeedReason
Are you a pretty big Spidey fan? I'd love to PM you if you want. Your knowledge is likely superior to my limited grasp on his stories.
DontNeedReason
Well I did say geek, not nerd...and I'll affirm there's definitely truth in what you say. I speak only for the age of a new Spider-Man.
DontNeedReason
As for his age in this arc, well, that's not truly a question of Spider-Man's age but rather of matching timelines, which is always tricky.
Shmebann
Was it just me though or are you guys scared they're trying to do something new for his backstory. He said he use to be mean that's why
Shmebann
He's spidey now.. I know not a lot was said but I hope they don't make him some bully. Also sorry minor spoiler
DontNeedReason
You know Peter's origin right? He's probably referring to the events leading to his uncle's death.
Shmebann
He just said he was mean in school? Yes, I know spideys origin, very, very well
Truart2310
Was that the early version of spider man? I remember him and MJ had sex scenes in some of the newer ones.
HookerinaHandbasket
He aged
cinnaMeal
I read MJ and thought Michael Jackson
testsubject1
Probably had sex with kids too
DontNeedReason
The Spider-Man origin story comic from the 60s sets him in high school. Later arcs continue his life anywhere from high school to mid-20s.
RenIsTired
Wasnt*
glitchead
Yeah, but that one looks like he's a middle schooler, and since he skipped grades and he's in Algebra, not Calculus, I think he might be...
Textuality
If I remember right, he was either a freshman or a sophomore, which would put him at 14-15. Pete was a wee little sprout when he got powers.
DontNeedReason
It's worth noting that there are multiple Spider-Man universes which have differing accounts.
Dunhaaam
And the fact that Peter Parker is not always Spiderman/ Spiderman is not always Peter Parker.
RenIsTired
He was only in high school for 3 years of print after his debut. He grew up pretty naturally was a teen again til ultimate.