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#star_wars #millenium_falcon #bed
Feb 12, 2018 3:30 AM
Dericrw
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#star_wars #millenium_falcon #bed
dastardmcfearsome
Stick some glow in the dark stars on the ceiling
Foehammer262
plsnosteal
DrSharkbite
hardhart
X-wing the ceiling fan
Fairdinkums
A couple X wings then the rest tie fighters so it looks like they're chasing them
Zreen
Boba Fett the flamethrower
Predacane35
The kids love that one.
Dericrw
For sure!
conjuratio
or R2 D2
napsmear
Ikeepseeing1111butidontknowwhatitmeans
Dericrw
These are hilarious
boomonchuu
I’m not big into Star Trek but that’s pretty fucking cool.
epsilonmonkey
It is a Millenium Falcon Tardis. Obviously used by Dr. Janeway.
drunkninjasmurf
failurez
Star Trek? What?! Everyone knows that Millenium Falcon is nothing else but Dumbledore's robot in Lord of the Rings: Return to The Matrix.
Dericrw
Obviously
C0mtraya
Are you nuts? It's clearly Robocop and the Order of the Phoenix.
ValleytotheSea
You just set the bar high.
Humblefappa
Really high
frake
I want to be buried in that.
sirfoxiii
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
Wow. Just...wow.
CziltangBrone
After the kid learns to jerk off: "You came in that thing? You're braver than you look."
whooshby
I hope that is a book shelf inside it! Very cool, OP.
Dericrw
Wife’s call on that
Femmyalexis
Does no one see the lock?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Can't let nobody steal that fucken pimp ass ride
Cravanicus
That’s for mommy daddy time.
GarbageKoala
its a latch
ApsychicRat
i mean how else do you secure it closed? that wood is easily broken even by a kid if he puts his mind to it
epsilonmonkey
doorknob that can be opened on either side?
ApsychicRat
door knobs arnt supposed to have weight press on them at all times. maybe a deadbolt but the wood doesnt look very thick for that
ThePizzaCook
probably to keep it closed when not in use
aykyle
Look at you with the non abusive parents that didn't lock kids in a small container
Assdickmasterpiece
And when you need your kid for the things you use it for, you can unlock it and use it.
Edutittam
Probably but that's a pretty bad way of doing that. Just installing your own design flaw.
CutlassAndClean
Seeing as how it looks to be made of wood, that hatch falling open could mean one hell of a nap for any child playing near it
dualmonocles
Okay yeah now I have questions
Cptnlnsan0
DAMMIT JIMMY, do I have to lock you in the Falcon Again???
CardboardPizzas
Wow, I wish my dad loved me.
hotdudecurator
Holy shit, dad is hot.
dEXm64
Right?! My thoughts throughout this entire post. Shame he's straight hahaha
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Paint the death star on the wall across from the cockpit
Dericrw
Something like that is planned
CommanderWilliamTRiker
what a piece of junk
Memearyglands
That bed is garbage! [regular bed explodes] Garbage will do!
KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
I can finally say I wanna sleep in a little boys room without getting kicked out of the PTA meeting! What a day! Seriously that's awesome +1
Dericrw
Bahaaa
Volimar
Great kid. Don't get cocky.
HumbleNug
I would smoke sooooooo much weed in there
GHOSTSANDGULZ
That's cool but weird, would get awful hot in there even with the venting
Dericrw
Have a fan I’m putting in
SageSparrow
That is epic! - but I’m wondering if the rest of it is jammed in your house through a lightspeed accident.
BeardedCoach92
I'd say next on the list is painting that room in a more fitting way
Dericrw
Just wait...
ivebeenimgured
I mean, even though I’m in my 30’s I want this. Don’t thing the girlfriend would approve though
TheIncrediblePirate
You may have it in the guest room! ;)
Denturedog
Wrong girlfriend bud
Dericrw
Exactly
t8rt0tt
He's gonna be a star when he is 16 and trying to get laid while you're at work.
CommanderBear93
The thing would probably fall from the ceiling
avitalpilpel
At 16? They won't notice.
tetsari
"ayy girl wanna see my cockpit?"
Dericrw
Dang I set myself up for problems lol
brauntosaurus
just let him know when he turns 14 or so "Hey I'm not mentioning this for any reason, but this would probably break with two people"
Achtlaut
I'd be worried about that falling after like 5-10 years
Dericrw
It will bring the roof down if it falls
GCostanza
alright that's pretty damn cool. please adopt me. i am 27 years old and i hope this isn't an issue.
GregoryFire
DIYDIYDIY YOU CAVEMAN
demonfromtomorrow
If he admits your age is an issue, contact me. That’s discrimination and I know; I’m an immigration lawyer.
fer0s
Me too!
NatalieRadford
SAME!!!!!!
Dinwiddie
No me first. I'm 72, but I promise to strike out on my own before I reach 90.
Dericrw
I’m 30 and will probably sleep in it more than him
BobHasselhoff
Hi 30, I'm Bob, i can give you my resumé by email. 17
LordCowBell
I'm 41 and want to sleep in it.
Seabastiantwelve
I'm 23 and I'll be the best son ever if you adopt me!
monochrony
i'll bring beer.
itsjustcoy28
Now go make you and your wife's bed the death star.
imdonewithpickingusernames
Huh! "Sleep"
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HowSaucyIam
MostLikelyPooping
Hakusen
DickHardPointGuardRetard
You all knew what I meant. Stop being gross.
RetsamEvalsEht
I'm sorry, but I'm having difficulties with that username in this context.
humblebragger
You are absolutely right, RetsamElavesEht
marcusvengeance
BenjaminT247
Iroques
WarlocknLoad
Fushelama
What did it say
soupsketch
I mean, there’s a backspace key. You were trying to be funny but now we all think you’re a child molester.
soupsketch
I see that I have offended a handful of people.
atrayyou
The issue is it was funny and no one thinks he's a child molester.
AcidOPhilus
Don't you just hate it when that happens? ^_ ^
PearjuiceATX
getotterhere
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
ChronologicalMyopia
Pump those breaks, Roy Moore.
DickHardPointGuardRetard
I came, but not for the kid
Imforcedtodothis
i must know what you said!
pantzequalpooped
You're making this harder on yourself.