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Not all heroes wear capes!!
Shortly after 3pm on Saturday 28th January 2017, reports of an RTC on Colne Road, Burnley were received. Officers were deployed, and it transpired that a vehicle involved in the collision was that of the bride and groom! The necessary was completed, but the bride and groom were now vehicle-less! Not one to (always) let people down, PC Haworth sprung up, put ribbon on the police vehicle, and transported the newlyweds to their reception, for an evening of drinking and dancing.
Congratulations to the newlyweds - Mr and Mrs Garnett!
EadEchiC
Maybe it was supposed to be a sign?
MrHainey
PC Haworth did it "for a night drinking & dancing"...or did I read that incorrectly? ;)
dntfudgekingtouchme
THIS IS NEAR ME, FUCK YEAH LANCASHIRE. Sorry, it's rare that anywhere local to me is on Imgur.
CrazycrackerE8
cptets
I live in burnley. Its an alright place, with alright people and alright scenery.
HempmonkY
No wonder. Bad luck to see bride in dress before married. Lucky, could've been worse.
PresidentBiden
It sounds like they already got married and were driving to the reception.
NicoleDanielle
Her dress is beautiful
hiphopcheerios
The valet wrecked our car the day we checked into our hotel/venue for our wedding. All of our guests had their parking comped!
TheFonzAyy
And soon, LAID!
AmyBethMegJo
Does "put ribbon on" mean turning on the light bar or am I making that phrase more complicated than necessary?
JamesF0790
And the only ribbon he might have? Police line, do not cross.
Wolfyboy
Probably just a ribbon to make the car all weddingy
lapoopa
Lovely Lancashire!
xkr73
I can hear the accent. "BURNLEH. AM OFF'T'PUB NA LADZ"
axegregor
As someone from Lancashire, can we please give Burnley to Yorkshire?
mildlyamusing
As a Yorkshireman I must respectfully decline on behalf of Gods own county, maybe Lincolnshire can take one for the team?
iamsoconfusedithink
No, we just want Barnoldswick back since Thatcher moved the boarders.
DrMoneybeard
I'm moving there in a week!
lapoopa
Whereabouts? I'm in lovely Lancaster
DrMoneybeard
Accrington! I know nothing about Lancaster but, it does indeed sound lovely!
YorkshireGriff
U.K. Police are awesome
Andolomar
I was drunk and 16 and swung at one (thought I was being jumped by gypsies again). They made me lasagne and took me to my mate's house.
BubblesSayingDecent
Unless they are bald. Don't know why but bald coppers are always dicks
BecaauseImBatman
Can confirm. One time I watched Hot Fuzz so I know what I'm talking about.
pitspawnthefouldog
All police are awesome buddy
Mimsey
I like to think any police that see a guy landing a bride like that would step in and make sure it happened.
HarryTheBastard
Apart from the ones in South Yorkshire
PigeonCrack
Better than American that's for sure
Baturdo
Whatch Happy Valley. Wonderful series
demolishon
Not always
SonsOfMoog
What's all this, then?
Froyoman
Usually though
jmag48
Have you heard of Sgt Angel?
Ezralite
Nope. I did read about a Sgt Angle in the paper once, though.
idolisedchimp
Burnley, the worst place I have ever been in England
dntfudgekingtouchme
You should of nipped to Accy, the BIGGEST shit hole in East Lancs and probs England tbh.
robdoeslife
You should try Leeds.
cptets
OI, fuck you m8. I will have you know we got an award for all our pound shops.
idolisedchimp
Haha I went to college there and can after that your pound shops are the only thing you can brag about
cptets
Yeah, we dont have much left any more. We have a strong nightlife though ????
idolisedchimp
Hmm strong nightlife might not be the correct words... Although my local town is Rawtenstall so it's definitely stronger than there
cptets
I mean we are no Manchester but it isnt all that bad.