May 12, 2016 4:56 AM
Kaibunny143
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IWatchedYouGetThemWet
And they say romance is dead..
GeneralPublic
Be more romantic: "i wanna fuck you in the rain"
brosef31
Since when did "rain" mean "ass"? Oh, you young 'uns and your urban dictionary.
sexyhandcream
10/10 would work on me
BlackMastodon
Note to self: Carry pockets full of confetti when I want to pop the question to a girl in person.
Then you can throw it in her eyes and disorient her.
SloppyJimbo
The flower thing was for Mother's Day. Why did you post the messages from your moms conversation with me?
NoMotherFucker
You mother fucker.
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
Because he's a romantic.
Does it make a difference to mention I'm female?
jonnybdad
Trying saying "please"
Try* I'm a dumbass
whiterose83183
In French.
Toqueman
Si vous plaƮt, oooh you're right it is better
IWatchedYouGetThemWet
And they say romance is dead..
GeneralPublic
Be more romantic: "i wanna fuck you in the rain"
brosef31
Since when did "rain" mean "ass"? Oh, you young 'uns and your urban dictionary.
sexyhandcream
10/10 would work on me
BlackMastodon
Note to self: Carry pockets full of confetti when I want to pop the question to a girl in person.
brosef31
Then you can throw it in her eyes and disorient her.
SloppyJimbo
The flower thing was for Mother's Day. Why did you post the messages from your moms conversation with me?
NoMotherFucker
You mother fucker.
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
Because he's a romantic.
Kaibunny143
Does it make a difference to mention I'm female?
jonnybdad
Trying saying "please"
jonnybdad
Try* I'm a dumbass
whiterose83183
In French.
Toqueman
Si vous plaƮt, oooh you're right it is better